marylander1940 Posted November 30, 2025 Author Posted November 30, 2025 3 hours ago, Jamesp said: I’m scrolling through listings again, and who do I see? My massage guys — with the exact same photos using since before half of TikTok existed. These men have not aged a single day. Same face. Same glow. Same suspiciously perfect skin. I’m convinced their camera roll contains exactly same 5 pictures, and they have been recycling it since the iPhone 7 era. Meanwhile, I went from “young adult with potential” to “late-30s person who now injures himself by sleeping wrong.” Every time I stand up, my body glitches like a buffering livestream, so more massages, but them? Nope. Eternal. Untouched. Preserved like a limited-edition action figure. At this point, I’m convinced they are not massage providers, but clearly running some kind of vampire-inspired youth maintenance program. Honestly in the wrong field. If I had his anti-aging secret, I’d be selling subscription plans. Not agism but I am truly amazed. My List (except first not in particular order), I am frequent to NY so I have clearly city bias here. Do you have any?: BestBodyMassage - Male Masseur, Gay massage in New York City, NY | RentMasseur RENTMASSEUR.COM Gay Masseur BestBodyMassage in New York City, NY offering a wide range of massages ⭐ experienced in therapeutic, sensual, swedish, hotStone, deepTissue. GUSTAVO - Male Masseur, Gay massage in Manhattan, NY | RentMasseur RENTMASSEUR.COM Gay Masseur GUSTAVO in Manhattan, NY offering a wide range of massages ⭐ experienced in therapeutic, sensual, swedish, hotStone, deepTissue. PashaNYC - Male Masseur, Gay massage in Manhattan, NY | RentMasseur RENTMASSEUR.COM Gay Masseur PashaNYC in Manhattan, NY offering a wide range of massages ⭐ experienced in therapeutic, sensual, swedish, hotStone, deepTissue. Alex_muscles - Male Masseur, Gay massage in Manhattan, NY | RentMasseur RENTMASSEUR.COM Gay Masseur Alex_muscles in Manhattan, NY offering a wide range of massages ⭐ experienced in therapeutic, sensual, swedish, hotStone, deepTissue. Euroguy_Madrid - Male Masseur, Gay massage in Manhattan, NY | RentMasseur RENTMASSEUR.COM Gay Masseur Euroguy_Madrid in Manhattan, NY offering a wide range of massages ⭐ experienced in therapeutic, sensual, swedish, hotStone, deepTissue. AndresNYC - Male Masseur, Gay massage in Manhattan, NY | RentMasseur RENTMASSEUR.COM Gay Masseur AndresNYC in Manhattan, NY offering a wide range of massages ⭐ experienced in therapeutic, sensual, swedish, hotStone, deepTissue. Yes, eternal youth might be nice! Time to bump this thread? Thank you for your contribution!
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now