Any escorts here into farting?

[zeroone]

Don't laugh man, haha, im serious. I always had a fart fetish. I think it's really hot and turns me on to see a hot guy fart really loud and long. It's just something about it being so masculine, and that a real man would do, it's so hot. I always had this fetish since I was a teenager, Im 23years old, bi, and my str8 friends would always fart on me to get revenge, on me, and It started to turn me on along the way, lol.

 

I was wondering all you escorts here, would you be turned off or on, if I was with you, and I asked you to fart on my face or fart near me? Would you do it? Would you be embarrased? Would you care? Would you think I was crazy, and start laughing? lol

Would you get turned on by farting on me?

 

Which escorts here can fart on command, and can fart really loud and long? How many times could u fart? Would they stink?

 

I was with my first escort in Vegas this past January and I asked him to fart on my face and he did. He didnt care. But I get turned off by the smell, i hate that. but I love the sound and feeling of it on my face, that turns me on. I just gotta condition my brain to ignore the smell, haha.

[johnnybrk25]

I would probably be incapacitated by laughter if anyone asked me to do that. James Joyce is also rumored to have had this fetish, so you're in good company at least.

[twinkboylover28]

Get out those beans!! LOL

[Guest Jesse Dane]

Good god almighty. Can we not just be good at what we do? Must we always add a new facet to everything?

 

Ok, I guess that translates to don't hire me if you need this. I can get into a lot of things, but this would just make me feel like I'm working for Michael Lucas again. And the last thing I need is those recurring nightmares back in my life.

[Lankypeters]

Several years ago during a performance of a hit Broadway musical, an actor made his exit and headed for the can, having forgotten to turn off his body mike. As the star, onstage, launched into his penultimate number, over the sound system came the rude sound of a huge fart.

 

Some say the emission was deliberate.

 

Apparently, that sort of moment would give some posters here a boner. Why not just toss some whoopee cushions on the bed?

 

 

Lankypeters

[zeroone]

who the hell can get turned on by a whoppee cushion?

lol thats retarted, sorry but i only can get

turned on by real farts, haha.

[+ nycman]

>who the hell can get turned on by a whoppee cushion?

>lol thats retarted, sorry but i only can get

>turned on by real farts, haha.

 

...a Fart Snob...NOW I've seen it all...lol

[+ glutes]

Well we are all ready getting farts, at tax-payer expense. Just get a invite to The White House!

 

http://baltimorechronicle.com/2006/082806PARRY.shtml

[buzz]

I have been trying to find escorts who will fart for me for years. My dream is to have a cut a whole stream of farts while I am rimming him. Have never had any luck finding such a guy. If any guys is into this, let me know!

 

 

buzz

[zeroone]

sounds hot, but only if it's a regular fart, what if its a wet fart while your rimming them? thats like licking shit, thats kinda sick, hahaha, i dont want that to happen.

[Guest PeterJ]

You say that you do not actually like the smell of a fart, but still enjoy the idea of someone farting in your face. I think I can understand this in a general way. There can be a huge excitement in being made to do or receive something that you do not atually enjoy as such. The enjoyment comes from being "made" to do something - even if it is unpleasant or painful. It is the feeling of being dominated that provides the excitement. If I were an escort, I don't think I wold have any objection to sitting on someone's face, and giving them the enjoyment of my fart, especially if I knew that they were turned-on by this. I would make sure that I had had lots of baked beans, onions etc, so that my farts were strong and plentiful.:-)

[zeroone]

sounds hot, yeah but most escorts would probably not want to take the time and effort to eat beans or mexican food or what not before a session. Of it they did, im sure they would charge more for the session for the extra food expenses and time for their efforts in getting it done beforehand.

[Lookin]

< im sure they would charge more for the session for the extra food expenses and time for their efforts in getting it done beforehand >

 

 

Plus the IRS is sure to ask questions if it's listed as a business expense.

[zeroone]

>< im sure they would charge more for the session for the

>extra food expenses and time for their efforts in getting it

>done beforehand >

>

>

>Plus the IRS is sure to ask questions if it's listed as a

>business expense.

 

 

hahahaha, exactly!

[zeroone]

Heres a new question about farting for the escorts here:

 

Have any of you accidentally farted on a client?

I can easily see this happening if your getting your ass licked, or if your ass is being played with fingers, dildo etc.

 

Have you ever accidentally let one rip near the client?

 

If so, tell me about the story.

[guptasa1]

This is not a turnon for me at all, but I once had an escort accidentally let one near me (not a huge one but noticeable, even if barely so). Hehe - he just apologized and I let him know no problem and that was that. Actually, I was sorta relieved. He (now retired) was so perfect it was hard to remember he was human sometimes. =oP I'm always petrified that something embarrassing (to me at least - I realize some people like it) will happen when I'm with someone I'm attracted to, so in a way, it sorta put me at ease.

[JakeSamers]

A few months ago I was rimming a buddy and he farted in my face. He was very embarased, but I just laughed it off. Not somthing that I would like to do again!! x(

[zeroone]

>A few months ago I was rimming a buddy and he farted in my

>face. He was very embarased, but I just laughed it off. Not

>somthing that I would like to do again!! x(

 

 

haha, wish he farted on my face, lol.