Itemized Hours

[SAdler]

OK. So I originally started in this business as strictly dinner dates and sessions etc. At some point a couple of my regulars asked me for an hourly appointment on occasion because their schedules couldn't allow for extended periods.

 

So yeah, hourly for me has always been just that. I'm not a clock watcher but I make it known in advance that an hour is just that strictly from a business standpoint. And let's be honest, in the case of most hourly appointments most guys just tend to need 40 minutes or so .... gate to gate as it were

 

Imagine my amusement in receiving (and then of course my reply) to the email below.

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I think a complete time for the first time would be a twenty minutes of massage, 10 minutes of blowjobs, 15 min. of prostate massage (mine, with your dick), and 15 min. of prostate massage (yours, with my dick

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Then there was my reply.....

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Well **** since you feel the need to be so precise ....

 

Let me make one suggestion since you apparently like no nonsense wastes of time

 

5 Minutes to walk in meet and have you take off your clothes

15 Minutes of Massage

10 Minutes of Blowjobs

10 Minutes Me Fucking You

10 Minutes You Fucking Me

5 Minutes of Orgasms and Clean Up

5 Minutes of Putting on Clothes and exchanging funds for services

 

I'll of course keep a stopwatch next to my bed to make sure everyone is happy.

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I don't really think I had an intention of seeing this client with an email like the one he had sent me as it's not really my style; thus if he opts to be upset by my response and not see the cute sarcastic humor I'll understand.

 

But my question is, how do other escorts handle clients planning to go outside an hour or "drag it out" so to speak? I thought the nature of this business is meeting and having sex with someone they wouldn't otherwise have sex with, no matter what the guise of payment by the hour. The goal I think is that everyone leaves satisfied

 

I can for sure think of a few for pleasure hookups that lasted longer than an hour and I STILL wasn't happy whereas I've had hot quick fucks that were over in about twenty minutes because thats all we ever had time for and I still think of it as some of the best sex ever.

 

I know that when I chat with guys on ManHunt and they ask what I'm into I never reply: "Well I like to start with seven and a half minutes of oral and then...."

[Guest Jesse Dane]

I dunno, I think a lot of problems with clients could be solved if everyone was that precise in what they wanted. At least everything was on the table and you knew exactly what he was into.

 

But your response was quite funny. ;-)

[augustman]

Communication is the key to any good outing. Although the gentleman went overboard a simple instructional response might have been more helpful for the client. Since I do not know the prior hiring experience of the gentleman it may be than he had a bad outing or two because he was not clear about what he was interested in.

 

An more refined response might have gone something like "Given your schedule I am concerned that all activities you mentioned would not be better handled in a two hour meeting which I could accomodate for you at $_ _ _. Rather than concern ourselves with how much time is spent with each activity allow me to incorporate all the activities in an experience for you that would allow the ebb and flow of the passion to best expressed for your enjoyment."

 

My response may be a bit flowery but you may turn a one hour appointment into something you prefer. A recent thread regarding tone of emails and how they are interpeted may be in play here. His email was a bit too business like. But bottom line a bit more detail is better than none. It may have been worth courteous response.

 

The response you gave was your style and was funny and given your stated preference for not needing every client you can get this may work for you, but I do not think it would work for everyone.

 

Please continue adding your threads. I do not agree with everything but rarely do you start or respond to a thread without either an edge or humor that we feel we can not respond to whether agreeing or disagreeing with your viewpoint. Jesse I enjoy your responses too I tend to agree with most of them but again rarely does it not invoke a response.

[Rick Munroe]

>allow

>me to incorporate all the activities in an experience for you

>that would allow the ebb and flow of the passion to best

>expressed for your enjoyment."

 

Ebb and flow...do you mean Eb from Green Acres and Flo from Alice? Yeah, I can see them getting passionate together...kissing grits, etc.

 

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[augustman]

Thanks Rick. Again right on target.

[SAdler]

>Communication is the key to any good outing. Although the

>gentleman went overboard a simple instructional response might

>have been more helpful for the client. Since I do not know the

>prior hiring experience of the gentleman it may be than he had

>a bad outing or two because he was not clear about what he was

>interested in.

 

LOL. A little more history would let you know he SPECIFICALLY made references and reinforced that the meeting was one hour and later on in his detailed play by play he made a reference to the appointment being all about "making him happy afterall" and he "didn't want to be rushed into 'making love' at any point." Hence why the whole thing became so comical to me.

 

>An more refined response might have gone something like "Given

>your schedule I am concerned that all activities you mentioned

>would not be better handled in a two hour meeting which I

>could accomodate for you at $_ _ _.

 

LOL. Well we've addressed why that doesn't work. He was hell bent on ONE hour

 

>Rather than concern

>ourselves with how much time is spent with each activity allow

>me to incorporate all the activities in an experience for you

>that would allow the ebb and flow of the passion to best

>expressed for your enjoyment."

 

ebb and flow ... hee hee ... But anyway. Yeah, that would be my typical response buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut....

 

>My response may be a bit flowery but you may turn a one hour

>appointment into something you prefer. A recent thread

>regarding tone of emails and how they are interpeted may be in

>play here. His email was a bit too business like. But bottom

>line a bit more detail is better than none. It may have been

>worth courteous response.

 

I definitely agree in terms of having more information than less. I really do think my response was courteous. It might have been biting but by no means did it come out rude I think.

 

>The response you gave was your style and was funny and given

>your stated preference for not needing every client you can

>get this may work for you, but I do not think it would work

>for everyone.

 

Well to be that much more honest, I'm only recently taking "private-only" multiple hour appointments. Usually if Im meeting someone for more than an hour there's dinner or drinks involved.

 

>Please continue adding your threads.

 

I intend to. Oh BELIEVE me I intend to...

 

>I do not agree with everything

 

BLASPHEMY!

 

>but rarely do you start or respond to a thread

>without either an edge or humor that we feel we can not

>respond to whether agreeing or disagreeing with your

>viewpoint.

 

Hmmm ... I'll have to work on that one then! More frivolous threads for all!!!!!

[ncc1701d]

While certainly not to the same extreme, I've met up with a porn star escort based in DC who travels a lot, who in the initial contact email list his fees for each 15/30 minutes over the hour x( !!!! Didn't see a stop watch, but it certainly didn't help set the tone right...;(

[VaHawk]

So, just what is the price for chocolated coated tongue at the local deli, these days? :7

[SAdler]

I'm not saying I would agree with that method but to me it is TOTALLY a respect issue. If the escort is comfortable staying past the hour (while clothed and mobile) then that's their perogative.

 

There are a GREAT deal of clients that think that being a clock watcher is leaving at exactly one hour. It's completely unfair for a client to be paying an hourly rate and expect someone to stay for 70 or 75 minutes; you'd be laughed at in a health spa saying you felt entitled for the extra minutes. It's business, time for money.

 

I typically have no problem staying after the hour for a few minutes of chat but if a client won't let me cum or refuses to do so himself and it's been 65 minutes, it's just being disrespectful. There is still clean up and getting dressed to be considered which can turn into another 20 minutes. At what point do lawyers or other by the hour practitioners round down instead of up?

[Tommygunzz]

Since SA is so youthful, perhaps he should consider a career in medicine or law. If he is so concerned about the 15 minute increments in hourly workers, certainly his longevity in those professions will outlast his professed concern in his current one.

[SAdler]

>Since SA is so youthful,

 

You're accusing me of being youthful with a completely snotty and immature response of NO value like that? Yeesh.

 

>perhaps he should consider a career

>in medicine or law.

 

I intend to thanks I'm a hobby-hoe remember?

 

>If he is so concerned about the 15 minute

>increments in hourly workers, certainly his longevity in those

>professions will outlast his professed concern in his current

>one.

 

The point isn't the money or the "extra time," it's based on levels of respect. It's been said that being "late" to an appointment is a direct insult because in most cases it's almost like saying that the person you were late to wasn't as important or valuable as a person as you are. Same goes here, it's just about respecting another person's time. If you expect them to spend it with you, then they should be compensated appropriately.

 

If you'd bothered to actually READ my post instead of jumping down my throat you'd have noticed I SPECIFICALLY mentioned not having a problem hanging out for a few minutes if the situation arises. That of course is all pursuant to a respectful and mutually enjoyable encounter.

 

Attitudes like that and yours in this post are what give clients a bad name.

[Bilbo]

All of this reminds me of a client a few years back who wanted to see if I could actually fuck for an hour. And he wasn't including the gettnig in and out of the office periods. Nor was he even including any foreplay. He just wanted me moving inside of him for an entire hour! But, almost all clients are not like that, and you, um, grin and bare it.;-)