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15 hours ago, liubit said:

Full disclosure: I do not enjoy it when the bottom rides my dick (I feel it’s going to break, and kissing is nearly impossible)

I entirely agree @liubit I’ve always hated it when the bottom has climbed on top. I can never get a good rhythm going and I find it unerotic. 

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I thought there was only one.  Sitting in the seat, strapped securely, helmet on, and preparing for that big thrust that will send you into orbit.

Ah... you meant gay sex positions, not SpaceX positions. My bad.

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While the following is humour, it is about positions...

Three women went to a fortune teller together because they wanted to know the genders of any future children they might have.

The first came out and told the others that she would be having boys, because her favourite position was having the man on top.

The second came out and said she would be having girls because she always preferred to be on top of the guy.

At this point the third woman burst into tears and got up to leave.  The others asked what the matter was, and she turned to them weeping, "I'm going to have puppies!"

 

Edited by CuriousByNature
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