Kinkiest, weirdest, most bizarre

[BuckyXTC]

Escorts, what is the kinkiest, weirdest, most bizarre request you've ever had from a client?;-)

[Guest dstud4hire]

>Escorts, what is the kinkiest, weirdest, most bizarre

>request you've ever had from a client?;-)

 

I would never reveal what I've actually done with clients, however, I can say what is the wildest request, in which I turned down....

 

I once had someone seriously wish to fly me in for a party, in which I would hang all night in a sling, getting fucked by his guests...ok, no prob you say? Hey, I'm open to just about any scene....

 

however, when I chatted about the obvious, "you will have a bowl of condoms near by, correct?" He answered 'yes' almost as if that was an after thought..... needless to say, I declined.

[Rick Munroe]

>kinkiest, weirdest, most bizarre request

 

This one is kinky but (to me, anyway) not weird or bizarre. This guy (mid 40's, regular body, average but thick cock) wanted me to suck his dick on the sidewalk, while he leaned back against a parked car. I accepted the job. It was the most naked & whorish I'd ever felt...until you've knelt in front of a guy out in public and taken his dick in your mouth, knowing that people could possibly see you from their windows (we stopped when people walked by...but it was so obvious what we were up to...me kneeling there, pretending to tie my shoelace), you don't know what "whore" means. I wanted to at least do it at night, but he wanted early morning so there'd be light but few people. I had to set my alarm for such an ungodly early hour (my usual bedtime) but I couldn't sleep very well, anyway. I was too fucking turned on by the whole idea.

 

The best part for him was my having to walk home with his load all over my bare chest (had my T-shirt in my back pocket). He walked with me to see people's reactions. Luckily, only one gay guy noticed...and he smiled/winked. I was humiliated (in a good way). When we got to my building, the client slipped my fee into my front jeans pocket and just walked away without a word. I never heard from or saw him again.

 

I really need to write a book or keep a journal. Thanks for this memory, bucky!

[guyinsf]

Rick -

 

I enjoy your posts so much, and this one really gave me a chuckle and a hardon. You are not only usually amusing, but it is obvious that you actually enjoy your chosen line of work.

[Guest Thunderbuns]

>>Escorts, what is the kinkiest, weirdest, most bizarre

>>request you've ever had from a client?;-)

>

>I would never reveal what I've actually done with clients,

>however,

 

Silence is your privilege of course, but I can't figure out what the harm would be in telling us if the client isn't identified in any way. Unless - you are so ashamed of yourself for doing it. If that's the case then we REALLY want to know :-)

 

Thunderbuns

[Rick Munroe]

>it is obvious that you actually enjoy your chosen line of work.

 

Thanks; I do...and I wish I were there when my post gave you that hardon. :9

[Guest Kalifornia]

>

I never heard from or saw

>him again.

 

Rick it was me

>

>I really need to write a book or keep a journal. Thanks for

>this memory, bucky!

Hey if your journal is going to be as hot as this story by all means put it online, like Devon did with his!!!

 

Mark -Kalifornia

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

Kinkiest

 

The man who wanted to walk around Folsom Street Fair on his hands and knees and have me have him perform tricks: "roll over," "play dead," etc. and feed him "treats" for each trick I felt he performed successfully.

 

Afterwards, I was to urinate on him as he urinated at a fire hydrant and then he was to lick the hydrant.

 

At the time, I was active in Act Up and Queer Nation, volunteering for several other organizations and was fairly well know at least by sight. I declined. He increased the money offer. I continued to decline. Finally, he offered so much money, I accepted, turned the client over to a friend of mine who specialized in B&D and particularly humiliation scenes, who was tipped by the client, and he shared part of the tip with me.

 

I never knew if the client (who had never met but had spoken to me by telephone many times) ever knew it was not I.

[+ glutes]

RE: Kinkiest

 

This is not kink, but it is one of the more weird, or doublie humiliating experiances:

In a certain foreign bordello, you are situated in a room - and then each of the boys comes in and introduces himself, without being seen prior. About 10 boys come in and tell you there techniques, and you can ask them questions.

A man was sitting there on the massage table when who should walk in to introduce themselves, but his son!

This deserves a whole thread to itself...

[Guest Thunderbuns]

RE: Kinkiest

 

> A man was sitting there on the massage table when who

>should walk in to introduce themselves, but his son!

> This deserves a whole thread to itself...

 

WOW !!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Thunderbuns

[Guest dstud4hire]

>>>Unless - you are so ashamed of

>yourself for doing it. If that's the case then we REALLY

>want to know :-)

>

>Thunderbuns

 

me.?ashamed?..LOL, I laugh in the face of shame.....I've done waaaaay too much to at all have shame for any particular act....

 

I just don't want my regular clients (and there are a few who are regulars on this board) feeling like what we do in the bedroom will end up a story to amuse others....

 

TRUST me...shame isn't even an option...