GUESS WHAT???????? I bottomed for the fat guy!!!!!

[Guest happyguy]

Hey Escorts,

 

Remember I asked you how to top a fat guy? Well last night, the fat guy topped me! I have never been a bottom and I have been active for ten years. But, man ... it HURT. Not because he was big, that was no problem at all, I was on my back with my legs up. But because I am tight. He tried to loosen me up, but, after he was fully "in", ouch. Can you guys give me advice on how to overcome the pain. To my complete surprise, it was a real turn-on to get all that attention "there".

 

Thanks for your advice,

from a very suprised happy

[mmk]

It probably would have been easier with it being your first time to sit down on it and ease it in. That way you have more control over how much of it goes in or not and you can control exactly how much goes in.

 

Hopefull, you used alot of lube as well. I would recommend Astro Glide. It is a little more expensive than some lubes out there but it is most definately worth it. A little goes a long way with that stuff.

 

(A hit or two of poppers never hurt also if you are into that as well)

[chrismac]

>It probably would have been easier with it being your first

>time to sit down on it and ease it in.

 

Ridge in Chicago introduced me to this method with great success and comfort as I had always found the insertion to be painful up to that point as well. It works!

 

>(A hit or two of poppers never hurt also if you are into

>that as well)

 

OK - here's a dumb question - what are poppers anyway? Are they illegal? Harmful to one's health? If "no" to the previous two questions, where does one get them? Are they expensive? What effect exactly do they have on the person taking them?

 

Thanks for any info...

[mmk]

poppers 101

 

poppers are sold in little bottles that are virtually impossible to break. They wre very big in the 70's and 80's and the bottles contain Amyl Nitrate (I hope I used the correct spelling) In the mid 80's, the use of amyl nitrate was outlawed and then I believe butyl nitrite was sold in its place. This was not as good as amyl nitrate but not bad either. In the early 90's, that substance was pulled from the shelf.

 

Within the past few years, some bad forms of poppers started to be sold again, with the label saying "Head Cleaner". Falcon sells there own brand as well. These forms are not that good. Can cause major headaches and nasal congestion.

 

Through Mr B's leather in the Netherlands, one can purchase actual Amy Nitrate poppers. Their web address is :

 

http://www.mrb.nl

 

you can purchase these over the web. Four bottles will cost about $50.00, depending on the conversion rate. I believe that Picture Brite Erotic Good also sells some on there website as well(which can conviently be linked to from this site-just a quick plug) They sell about 15 brands of poppers, but the ones that I would recommend would be Jungle Juice or Rush. Of the two, I would say Jungle Juice is better.( I have heard people say that the Taiwan Blue brand is very good but I have not tried them)

 

Basically poppers will give you a head rush and a numbing feeling. Poppers should not be used in conjunction with Viagra because the results can be very fatal. (I do recall on a post here a few months ago a poster said that he has used the two together and had no ill effects but anything that I have ever read, I would not risk it) They are not for everyone however. They are fun to do during sex on occasion, but not all the time. Excessive use can sometimes cause headaches, a very dry nasal passageway, can sometimes cause your erection not to be quite as erect and can temporarily lower your immune system. Poppers do seem to keep their effectiveness longer if they are kept refrigerated. They definately are not for everyone.

[Guest Ant415]

RE: poppers 101

 

<...Can you guys give me advice on how to overcome the pain...>

 

Try Crystal meth.

[chrismac]

RE: poppers 101

 

mmk -

 

THANKS!!:*

[DaninWA]

happyguy,

 

Try applying Anal-Eze approximately 30 minutes before you start. You should be able to find it in any sex shop. If you can't find Anal-Eze or a similar product, Nupercainal is an acceptable alternative. Nupercainal is an over-the-counter hemorrhoidal and anesthetic ointment. The active ingredient is 1% Dibucaine, a topical anesthetic. Also, spend plenty of time loosening yourself up. Your partner can help you with this and it's great fun.:7

 

One warning: Don't use either of these products if your partner is going to rim you. At the least, wait until after the rimming is completed. Anal-Eze and Nupercainal are for external use only and will cause numbness in the lips and tongue.

 

Have fun!

 

Dan

[Guest DevonSFescort]

GO HAPPY!!! It's great to date a guy who can surprise you. I can relate to the issue about being a tight squeeze. I actually hadn't bottomed very much before I started escorting. I think I still have an ad on Escorts4U that says I rarely bottom on the first date (I've tried to get them to change it, no luck). Leaving my day job was my impetus to get over my bottoming hangups once and for all.

 

What made a big difference for me was buttplugs and dildos. Mainly buttplugs, which are great because you can leave them in for awhile and they won't slip out. I'd start with a small one, then a medium, and then maybe switch to big ol' dildo. Most of the time the dildo was bigger than whatever flesh and blood cock was going to end up inside me anyway.

 

Also, this may sound funny but I found that paying attention to my breathing was helpful. You want to relax those muscles, and breathing deeply through your nose helps that happen. Breathe into the pain, which in this case means breathe into your asshole.

 

Another idea: get the fat guy to give your ass a nice massage before you throw your legs in the air. It's erotic, feels great and will also help you relax. Part of this can include him pounding your ass with open fists. Have him really take his time loosening you with his fingers.

 

When he's entering you and you're hitting that wall where it's too much, have him pull back a little and start fucking you up to that point where it's hurting. It'll gradually loosen up and he can go a little farther, then do the same thing. In other words, rather than having him try to get all the way in and then start fucking, have him fucking you gently all the way in. This is something you can control more easily from on top. I slid down on a really thick dick tonight that I wasn't so sure I was going to be able to take, and by fucking myself gently and gradually on the way down, I got my ass to the point where it was begging for his cock, wanting to take the whole thing.

 

Hope this helps. Sounds like you're off to a great start as it is, and we're all rooting for you! }>

[Guest Fin Fang Foom]

RE: poppers 101

 

>because the results can be very fatal.

 

I was surprised this morning to learn that there are varying degrees of fatality. Something can be simply fatal. Or it can be more fatal. Or it can be very fatal. Or it can even be really very fatal.

 

 

(I couldn't resist.)

 

But back to the topic........

 

I've decided through my life's sojourn that I'm not "built" for it. The few times I've tried, it HURT. I've tried sitting on it, on my back, on my side, on my stomach, hanging from the ceiling, etc. and it just plain HURTS. (I've never done any drugs - including poppers - so I won't try that angle) So, I finally decided to accept the fact that I'm here on this earth to attend to the needs of each and every oinking, slobbering bottom that enters my lair. They don't seem to mind that I'm only a top.

 

Sacrificially yours,

 

FFF

[Rod Hagen]

FFF,

t's not logical to be a top or bottom only. If it hasn't worked before, try it again, find somebody who knows what the fuck he's doing. Or better yet, hire some-bone that does it right.

[duke37]

RE: poppers 101

 

nmk, it's one hot revelation from you after another. Thanks for being the one pinch of hot reality that QAF portrays in Pittsburgh.

 

Jeff

[Bilbo]

Rod, I disagree. To say that FFF is wrong is nearly the same thing as saying that there are no true bisexuals. I myself have only enjoyed getting fucked an average of once per decade I've been alive, or so. Which, come to think of it, also shows that finding the one right person to "walk you through it" will change it for you with everyone else can also be true only for the majority of people, but not all. Hell, I can't even get my body to relax enough for anyone other than a professional to put drops in my eyes. I even have to put them on my nose and let them run in myself.

 

There is one other technique which has helped many of the bottoms I've helped (secretely jealously for years, but no more - I've accepted that part of myself) to develop into fine bottoms, and that is when it starts hurting, stop. Wait five minutes. Start again. Of course, that five minutes is full of a little rest and a good bit more foreplay.

[Traveller]

>Can you

>guys give me advice on how to overcome the pain. To my

>complete surprise, it was a real turn-on to get all that

>attention "there".

 

Rub some Peruvian flake around your bung hole about 10 or 15 minutes before you start playing. Come to think of it, doing a few lines with some shots of Cuervo won't hurt the situtaion either. Remember however, that fine "line" you walk between a raging and hard Mr. Happy and dead and limp Mr. No Go. To be safe, pop a half a viagra before doing the lines.

 

Later.

 

PS. I assume you had all sorts or ropes and pulleys lifting the barge into position to top you. If so, you may well be advised to do more bumps and less shots. Catherine the Great did not have a "happy" ending.

 

PPS. Had big, big fun with Daniel from Portland Maine last weekend. Not reviewed (which I'll rectify if he wants it), but he's listed in Americanmale.net under Portland, Maine. Did I mention that he's an Aussie. As you can see, just tremendously hard on the eyes.

[Rod Hagen]

Bilbo,

Body designs and irrational phobias come in all shapes and sizes presenting various impediments to progress. It's still illogical to not search for the proper individuals to help overcome those varied barriers.

[Bilbo]

Rod, As a Reiki Master Teacher, and as a Bear, may I assure you that self acceptance is a wonderful place to be? And, I feel, the most freeing place to start from if one then actually decides to change a few things about oneself.

[Rod Hagen]

>Rod, As a Reiki Master Teacher, and as a Bear, may I assure

 

I saw a rerun of "Rikki-Tikki-Tavi" when I was only like 7 years old, so I don't remember it too well. Still I don't recall anybody topping a top; just a couple of spooky snakes and a tough-as-nails, yet warm-hearted, mongoose.

 

>if one then actually decides to change a few things about oneself.

 

Like becoming versatile?

[Bilbo]

Yes, or like not making fun of someone's beliefs or lack of same. Which is all I am calm enough to say to you right now. So I'm ready to shut up and buy you a beer, were we in the same room. Or whatever your waistline watching will allow you.

[Guest DickHo]

>PPS. Had big, big fun with Daniel from Portland Maine last

>weekend. Not reviewed (which I'll rectify if he wants it),

>but he's listed in Americanmale.net under Portland, Maine.

>Did I mention that he's an Aussie. As you can see, just

>tremendously hard on the eyes.

 

He's adorable...but 7.5? What did you do with that? Could you feel it?

[Traveller]

>He's adorable...but 7.5? What did you do with that? Could

>you feel it?

 

Well, if he advertised like half of the escorts I've been with he'd claim he was over 8"; and yes, my eyes temporarily overwhelmed my butt hole.

 

Later.