Escort Review of Clients

[+ imagooddog]

Though a large portion of this site is devoted to reviews of

escorts, I have often thought it would be interesting to hear

some stories from the escorts concerning some of their best and

worst encounters with clients, (no names of course). Just some

details of the encounters and what made it good or bad. Maybe

we clients can learn something from this also.

:-)

[Guest jeffOH]

There are so many funny stories. Like the guy whose toupee flipped up while he was sucking me. Or the guy who passed out(from poppers)and fell face first off the bed while I was fucking him(he was ok). Then there was the transvestite who had a whole scenario in mind where I was her pimp and I was there to rough her up and take her money. Injured myself on one of her stilletos.

 

I haven't had too many bad experiences over the years with clients, but when I have it's usually been because of their attitude. I will not abide clients who are condescending or talk to me as if I was an object.

 

JEFF

jeff4hire@aol.com

[Guest chaz49wm]

Sounds good to me Suntan. I try to learn something new each time HUGS

 

Chuck

[Rick Munroe]

>I will not abide clients who are condescending or

>talk to me as if I was an object.

 

I feel just the opposite. I find it kind of sexy...especially when it's followed by $$ being tossed onto my lifeless, spent, sweaty body as they spit on me and walk out the door. }>

[jacobno]

I much prefer talking down to them, making them clean my boots, and then taking their money, cause ther're my ATM. isn't that right boy?

 

eheh

[Guest jeffOH]

Not only would you be lifeless, spent and sweaty, but you would also be quite GRATEFUL when I was through with your ubiquitous ass. }>

 

JEFF

jeff4hire@aol.com

[BewareofNick]

Jake, when I see that picture of yours, I have an uncontrollable urge to yell, "WHERE'S THE BEEF?"

[BewareofNick]

Well, maybe they'll let us into the super secret Escorts Only Forum so we can see all the nasty files they have on clients. I am sure it would make John ASScroft seem like an amateur..... The truth is IN there..bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha

 

So Jeff, this means you don't like it when i smack your ass and say take it bitch?

[Guest jeffOH]

>So Jeff, this means you don't like it when i smack your ass

>and say take it bitch?

 

I love to get into some really good role-playing. You can smack my

ass and call me bitch all you want(it really gets me off).

}>

 

JEFF

jeff4hire@aol.com

[Guest Derrick]

I have thought about this too....many times since I want nothing more

then to make sure others don't fall prey to the sickos out there....

 

I have had plenty of good clients, but I have 3 on my "watch list"

because I will figure out a way to make sure others don't fall prey

to these jerks.

 

I will be the escorts superman.

 

Derrick

[chrismac]

>Well, maybe they'll let us into the super secret Escorts

>Only Forum so we can see all the nasty files they have on

>clients.

 

I read some postings in another thread here recently describing the actions of "Billyboy" (hope I got that right) who posted some info taken from the site BoN references above. Reading about that got me a little concerned, and this thread reminded me to ask about it (I'll try to elucidate clearly and briefly):

 

I always use a pseudonym, or screen name with escorts I hire, and assume they do with me as well for obvious reasons. On only two occasions before, have both the escort and I divulged our real names to each other, both with the clear verbal understanding that this information would remain strictly between the two of us.

 

With the tale of Billyboy's actions, an alarm went off in my head. If we, as "ordinary clients" are not to discuss real names (and thank God for that rule) here, why is there a forum where escorts can divulge our names? I realize the escorts only forum is "private", but that doesn't mean it's inhabited by just one escort and HooBoy himself.

 

I am completely supportive of the idea for escorts to have their own forum (that's not the issue for me), I'm just a bit concerned that our real names, if divulged to the escort in true privacy, may be made "public" with who-knows-how-many other people (escorts). Although I have always had good experiences with all the escorts I've met (primarily due to research I've done here), I cringe at the idea of my real name being in print even in a good context. The escort himself, believing the escorts only forum to be private, may allow the name and location (times, dates, etc.) to slip out with no malicious intent. Are there protections in place for this? How would the moderator know if the name is real or not (unless of course it's a name like Anita Dick or something)?

 

Am I way off base here on this? If this has been discussed ad nauseum in the past please forgive me and direct me to the proper archive (I've checked them like a scholar at the Wailing Wall, but haven't found this particular question or answer).

 

Thanks and cheers to all

 

 

[Rick Munroe]

>why is there a

>forum where escorts can divulge our names?

 

I just looked through the Escorts Only section and I don't even see one post that speaks of "bad" clients to avoid (fake name or real name). It's mostly vague, inocuous or banal fluff. I see nothing that people have expressed concern about in the past. There is no blacklist in there!

[Guest tmbg]

>>why is there a

>>forum where escorts can divulge our names?

>

>I just looked through the Escorts Only section and I don't

>even see one post that speaks of "bad" clients to avoid

>(fake name or real name). It's mostly vague, inocuous or

>banal fluff. I see nothing that people have expressed

>concern about in the past. There is no blacklist in there!

 

I can confirm this. It's a very boring place :-( And, how could the escort's create a "black list?" Most are in competition with each other and the civil ones hardly have the time, repeat business or availability to location to carry out such a plan.

 

Cheers! Ritchie

[Guest DevonSFescort]

>It's mostly vague, inocuous or

>banal fluff.

 

That, and a whole lot of pictures of Mr. Ross's boyfriend's ass.

[chrismac]

Sounds good - and I'm not worried about a blacklist. I appreciate your comments. So, then, what was all the fuss about this Billyboy incident, wherein he "copied threads...including names...from the escorts only forum"?

 

Thanks again for checking this. I'm not freaking or anything, just curious (and maybe a little concerned). I slept OK last night, though.

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

AMEN

 

>Not only would you be lifeless, spent and sweaty, but you

>would also be quite GRATEFUL when I was through with your

>ubiquitous ass. }>

>

>JEFF

>jeff4hire@aol.com

 

I love it when they look up at me, from the floor, splayed out like the contents of a bowl of jello than was overturned, and they just stare for a moment or two with warm puppy dog brown eyes, full of wonder and awe, and say 'thank you' very very softly. It makes me feel all warm inside as I walk over to the bathroom to wash the lube outta my pubes.

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

Reviews of Clients

 

I would only warn friends of mine who escort here in LA of clients I knew were dubious because they were physically abusive or declined to pay. Neither has happened to me. I spend what some of my escort friends believe is an inordinate amount of time pre-screening, sometimes as little as ten minutes, often a number of long distance phone conversations (often on my bill) to determine if the situation would be a good fit for BOTH of us.

 

However, I do tell escort who I am close friends with: _____ states John Doe did this. I didn't happen to me, you can speak to ______ about it and ask him. Only twice, once when someone refused to pay a mutual friend and once where someone tied up and assaulted someone who was not a mutual friends of all of ours but whom I was going out with. In both of these instances, I made it clear it was not my personal experience and they would need to judge for themselves, as repeating things which are not first hand knowledge is merely gossip (except I did see the bruises and was called to intercede for my frirnd who didnt get paid).

 

I also forward clients looking to top to other escorts (often to Mike - musclebtmla on AOL or Kurt Dawson (musclescrtla) because I can personally recommend them as bottoms) with an email to Mike or Kurt stating that I am only referring the guy without any personal knowledge or experience with him.

 

The worst experiences I have had I would have to agree are those who didn't respect my professionalism and didn't treat me with the courtesy that I hope I show each of them. I know there are some days that are not my best and I make every effort to take such things into account, so someone really has to push me to get me to react. There are only two clients who have been on my "do not repeat with" list and one, who was very persistent, I finally had a very polite conversation with, repeated with him again, and then offered him the name of another escort who I felt would be a good match but made it clear that given our conversations and new understanding, I would be happy to meet with him again.

 

Beyond that, I think repeating stories are inappropriate. The reviews of escorts who do not represent themselves honestly (i.e. you want a kiss, you want to have someone go down on you, you want to fuck them), who require payment in advance and then do not follow through or cut the visit short), such reviews are both interesting and informative. But I would assume, unless all the reviews were uniformly negative, that a client would either use his own judgment or ask the escort directly. I was asked recently "Do you kiss" since my reviews did not, until the last one, indicate that I did. I've also been asked, do you go down on guys. I think it's important to ask these questions and the review should be a starting-off point.

 

Entertaining yes, amusing on occassion but totally subjective. Just because someone liked me doesn't mean you will. It only means the possibility is there. You must take part in making it a good experince for YOU as the client.

[Rick Munroe]

RE: Reviews of Clients

 

>I've also been asked, do you go down on guys.

 

You didn't say...do you or not?

As for me, I live to give head...how could anyone not love a hard juicy cock in their mouth? :9

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

I go down

 

I lick

 

I slurp

 

I nibble

 

All with a smile on my face. While I am not happiest, like some of my guys, only when I have something firm and long down my throat, I certainly understand and appreciate the distinct pleasure it provides....

 

:9 :-)

[Guest sdmuscl4hire]

I have to say I was totally relieved when the escort only side was created. You have no idea how hard and tedious it was previously to try and search desperatly for the escorts telephone numbers and email addresses to contact them and warn them of the "Bad Clients". Now all we have to do is log on to the Escort only section and let them know without wondering how in the world we could find them