Naked Clown Calendar

[OneFinger]

I know there has been a plethora of nude or near-nude male calendars. I always enjoy a good calendar and some of the more memorable for me have been:

 

Men of Mortuaries - The Final Taxi

 

http://finaltaxi.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/sexymortuarymen.jpg

 

Men on a Mission - by Mormons Exposed

 

http://mormonsexposed.com/images/store_elements/small-CAL2009.jpg http://mormonsexposed.com/images/store_elements/small-CAL2008.jpg

 

http://mormonsexposed.com/store.php

 

But, the new Naked Clown calendar is just, plain weird (especially if you have a fear of clowns). Here's some pix for your potential enjoyment.

 

Naked Clowns

 

http://www.nakedclowncalendar.com/uploaded_images/duofinalsmlst-725941.jpg

 

http://www.nakedclowncalendar.com/images/bottomcalvin.jpg

 

http://www.nakedclowncalendar.com/images/head/bruce.jpg

 

http://www.nakedclowncalendar.com/images/head/alec.jpg

 

http://www.nakedclowncalendar.com/images/head/andrew.jpg

 

http://www.nakedclowncalendar.com/images/head/chad.jpg

 

http://www.nakedclowncalendar.com/images/head/nick.jpg

 

http://www.nakedclowncalendar.com/images/head/craig.jpg

 

http://www.nakedclowncalendar.com/images/head/fae.jpg

 

http://www.nakedclowncalendar.com/images/head/jonah.jpg

 

http://www.nakedclowncalendar.com/images/head/jon.jpg

 

If this really floats your boat, you can get one of these at:

 

http://www.nakedclowncalendar.com

[+ purplekow]

Don't which is scarier, the made up faces or the uncovered bodies.

Both are likely to give me nightmares.

 

As for the morticians, a couple of them there, especially that very muscular one third from the right, that I wouldn't mind sliding with on a slab.

[Guest ReturnOfS]

Some of those clowns would actually look pretty hot without the makeup

[Guest zipperzone]

Shirtless doesn't equal naked in my books.

[Guest josephga]

that last one with the big smile is kinda cute lol

[NorthWoods]

I haven't seen it yet, but I am told that a Mussolini calendar is currently available at news stands in Italy...

 

Apparently there is a calendar for everyone.

 

-North

[+ purplekow]

I understand that the Mussolini calendar starts with baby pictures of him in January and ends in December with him hanging upside down with spit dripping off of him...festive for the holidays.

 

I have never seen a purplekow;

I never hope to see one;

I can tell you anyhow;

I'd rather see than be one

 

Help there is a purplekow in my mirror