I’m not a robot

[Trick]

What’s your take on the line “I’m not a robot, I’m human, I don’t <insert sexual act> on demand”?

[Guest]

I feel a song coming on...

 

[Trick]

13 minutes ago, Unicorn said:

I feel a song coming on..

 

If Oscar Isaac were the robot, I’d be happier.  No need for escorts who can’t perform on demand, on cue

[lonely_john]

7 hours ago, Trick said:

What’s your take on the line “I’m not a robot, I’m human, I don’t <insert sexual act> on demand”?

If the sexual act is advertised/previously-discussed as his core skill/job to be performed during the session, there are no excuses.

Depending on the situation I would not pay, even for a show-up. If he's "too tired" to perform, he shouldn't be taking on any clients.

[Trick]

59 minutes ago, lonely_john said:

If the sexual act is advertised/previously-discussed as his core skill/job to be performed during the session, there are no excuses.

Depending on the situation I would not pay, even for a show-up. If he's "too tired" to perform, he shouldn't be taking on any clients.

I’ve met the guy about 5-6 times.  At all times except the last one, he came (cummed), which is a big deal for me.

I expressed my disappointment over it, which is when I got the “not a robot” line. I always make it clear to my hires that I like KFC (Kiss-Fuck-Cum) so no miscommunication and unreasonable expectations there.

Edited May 25, 2021 by Trick

[lonely_john]

1 hour ago, Trick said:

I’ve met the guy about 5-6 times.  At all times except the last one, he came (cummed), which is a big deal for me.

I expressed my disappointment over it, which is when I got the “not a robot” line. I always make it clear to my hires that I like KFC (Kiss-Fuck-Cum) so no miscommunication and unreasonable expectations there.

I see. Honestly, I would let it go. If he delivered flawlessly on the 6 previous times, then what he's saying applies perfectly.

Whether he jerked off, came earlier with someone else, or another client, or was too stressed, it's valid. I would be concerned only if it becomes a pattern.

Not sure if there is a lot of supply in your area but in mine it's very difficult to find a good provider, so I wouldn't be harsh on him.

I would just have a friendly conversation reassuring him that you still want to see him but with cum in every meeting - but don't make it sound like slavery!

You can also tell him that you wouldn't mind if he can't see you any day if he 'thinks' or 'suspects' he won't be able to cum for you.

All of this assuming that you're paying a fair rate. It wouldn't be Ok if you demand cum but you're only paying $150-$200. 😁

[Trick]

1 hour ago, lonely_john said:

All of this assuming that you're paying a fair rate. It wouldn't be Ok if you demand cum but you're only paying $150-$200. 😁

He charges $300.

1 hour ago, lonely_john said:

Not sure if there is a lot of supply in your area but in mine it's very difficult to find a good provider, so I wouldn't be harsh on him.

I live in an escort wasteland

[Jarrod_Uncut]

4 hours ago, Trick said:

He charges $300.

I live in an escort wasteland

It’s hard to tell. Sounds like he did good to deliver each time previously, maybe it was just an off night.

I do think the “I’m not a robot” comment seems a bit snarky, especially during or after sex. I would only use that when talking to my friends or in a general conversation about sex work, but not directly to a client.

Sometimes when I don’t feel like cumming, I’ll just tell a client that I don’t want to feel tired after or have that “rush” of energy leave my body so early in the day/evening. And that I’m fine with not cumming if it’s not a big deal for them.