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Some months back he sent information about his newly remolded bathroom. I politely told him he really should change that, and he let me know it was too late, since people know what he really meant. Today, he's having an Election Day special, which is nice. 20% off his $50 massage - only $30. I'm no math major, but scaring people off with grime is one thing. Ripping yourself off by not understanding subtraction is plain insanity.

 

https://rentmasseur.com/armyhands

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This masseur has an e-mail list, an on occasion lets people know of what's new using that method of contact. He did a remodel of his bathroom, but let us all know it was remolded in error. His special today (11/3) is for 40% savings, $30 from $50, but indicates it's a 20% savings - just lousy math.

 

Reviews of him are drastically mixed, from one of the worst massages ever to raving about how deep and pleasant he massages the prostate with his tool. I have not seen him.

WTF are you even talking about?

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This masseur has an e-mail list, an on occasion lets people know of what's new using that method of contact. He did a remodel of his bathroom, but let us all know it was remolded in error. His special today (11/3) is for 40% savings, $30 from $50, but indicates it's a 20% savings - just lousy math.

 

Reviews of him are drastically mixed, from one of the worst massages ever to raving about how deep and pleasant he massages the prostate with his tool. I have not seen him.

Smurof - first you say he remodeled his bathroom, then you say he "remolded" his bathroom. Is the discounted rate somehow connected to being massaged or showering in a moldy bathroom? Massaging the prostate with his tool caught my interest!

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Some months back he sent information about his newly remolded bathroom. I politely told him he really should change that, and he let me know it was too late, since people know what he really meant. Today, he's having an Election Day special, which is nice. 20% off his $50 massage - only $30. I'm no math major, but scaring people off with grime is one thing. Ripping yourself off by not understanding subtraction is plain insanity.

 

https://rentmasseur.com/armyhands

This where a calculator watch could have come in so handy. I never thought I would ever say that.

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Some months back he sent information about his newly remolded bathroom. I politely told him he really should change that, and he let me know it was too late, since people know what he really meant. Today, he's having an Election Day special, which is nice. 20% off his $50 massage - only $30. I'm no math major, but scaring people off with grime is one thing. Ripping yourself off by not understanding subtraction is plain insanity.

 

https://rentmasseur.com/armyhands

 

 

Guess I have to DEFEND MYSELF !!!!!

 

1st: After 6 yrs of yelling at my LANDORD for a NEW BATHROOM I finally got it....soo I sent out an EMAIL to let people know... Little did I know.. It HAD A MINOR SPELLING ERROR ***BIG DEAL*** Should have Read : REMODELED not REMOLDED.... I was informed it by only one person by it on my facebook page.. The Email Blast had PICS of the ENTIRE BATHROOM and I ALSO INCLUDED the CLEANING FOR COVID !!!!

 

HERE IS THE LINK I SENT OUT: Massage or use: https://shoutout.wix.com/so/61NH5pKYG#/main

 

2nd: Today.. I sent a $20 DISCOUNT for POST ELECTION to all my followers on my MAIL LIST and gave $10 DISCOUNT to others on RentMassseur

 

THIS IS WHAT I SENT TODAY: DISCOUNT or this https://shoutout.wix.com/so/84NMFEDlY#/main

 

 

3rd: I have 75 Reviews on my Personal Site !!! and a 5.0 on GOOGLE !!!!

 

SO WHAT IS THE PROBLEM !!!!!!!!!! "@Smurof" ???????????

 

 

YOU EVEN STATED: ***** I have not seen him *****

 

20yrs EXP... MY RECORD SPEAKS FOR ITSELF !!!

 

98% OF MY CLIENTS ARE SRAIGHT / BI GUYS - ** 2% ARE GAY*** !!!!! I MUST BE DOING SOMTHING RIGHT !!!!!!!

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Guess I have to DEFEND MYSELF !!!!!

 

1st: After 6 yrs of yelling at my LANDORD for a NEW BATHROOM I finally got it....soo I sent out an EMAIL to let people know... Little did I know.. It HAD A MINOR SPELLING ERROR ***BIG DEAL*** Should have Read : REMODELED not REMOLDED.... I was informed it by only one person by it on my facebook page.. The Email Blast had PICS of the ENTIRE BATHROOM and I ALSO INCLUDED the CLEANING FOR COVID !!!!

 

HERE IS THE LINK I SENT OUT: Massage or use: https://shoutout.wix.com/so/61NH5pKYG#/main

 

2nd: Today.. I sent a $20 DISCOUNT for POST ELECTION to all my followers on my MAIL LIST and gave $10 DISCOUNT to others on RentMassseur

 

THIS IS WHAT I SENT TODAY: DISCOUNT or this https://shoutout.wix.com/so/84NMFEDlY#/main

 

 

3rd: I have 75 Reviews on my Personal Site !!! and a 5.0 on GOOGLE !!!!

 

SO WHAT IS THE PROBLEM !!!!!!!!!! "@Smurof" ???????????

 

 

YOU EVEN STATED: ***** I have not seen him *****

 

20yrs EXP... MY RECORD SPEAKS FOR ITSELF !!!

 

98% OF MY CLIENTS ARE SRAIGHT / BI GUYS - ** 2% ARE GAY*** !!!!! I MUST BE DOING SOMTHING RIGHT !!!!!!!

I think we can all see ourselves in your shoes to some degree with respect to spelling, math errors, autocorrect, etc. Misspeaking is the worst, though... in a history presentation in university I was comparing the 1948 formation of the nation of Israel with the establishment of Israel in Biblical times. Multiple times I spoke of ancient Israel having hostile Genitals for neighbours. The professor later asked if there was any particular problem I had with pronouncing 'Gentiles'. I answered that I felt I should just shrink away in embarrassment, and without missing a beat, he said, 'or maybe just rise to the occassion'. ?

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I think we can all see ourselves in your shoes to some degree with respect to spelling, math errors, autocorrect, etc. Misspeaking is the worst, though... in a history presentation in university I was comparing the 1948 formation of the nation of Israel with the establishment of Israel in Biblical times. Multiple times I spoke of ancient Israel having hostile Genitals for neighbours. The professor later asked if there was any particular problem I had with pronouncing 'Gentiles'. I answered that I felt I should just shrink away in embarrassment, and without missing a beat, he said, 'or maybe just rise to the occassion'. ?

 

THANK YOU FOR THAT ........

 

I did ONE wrong word spelling error months ago and now its coming back today hunt me down today.... and plus today I gave discount(s) WOW really... LOL

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THANK YOU FOR THAT ........

 

I did ONE wrong word spelling error months ago and now its coming back today hunt me down today.... and plus today I gave discount(s) WOW really... LOL

I can’t imagine what you’re even defending yourself against. A spelling error? Fear not, Army, most of us don’t know WTF the OP is talking about.

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TO: @Smurof !!!!

 

When Are you going to respond BACK ?? Instead of Calling me out for a SPEELING ERROR and DISCOUNT(s) I gave out ???

 

You Forgot to Mention(s) !!!!! My other emails I sent out for *** FREE STUFF ****

 

1 - Strees Ball - https://shoutout.wix.com/so/16MmHwfqP#/main

 

2 - Sex Toy - https://shoutout.wix.com/so/cdN0x3Zxu#/main

 

If your Going to CALL ME OUT!!! You Better BRING IT ON STRONG...... Ex Army Infantry I DON'T RUN !!!!!

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I think Smurof was trying to joke a bit with the wording.. with a bit of promotion for the escort with a touch of concern that armyhands was undervaluing his services.

 

Trust me .... I dealt with him before.... I always IGNORE him but this time not happening....

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TO: @Smurof !!!!

 

When Are you going to respond BACK ?? Instead of Calling me out for a SPEELING ERROR and DISCOUNT(s) I gave out ???

 

You Forgot to Mention(s) !!!!! My other emails I sent out for *** FREE STUFF ****

 

1 - Strees Ball - https://shoutout.wix.com/so/16MmHwfqP#/main

 

2 - Sex Toy - https://shoutout.wix.com/so/cdN0x3Zxu#/main

 

If your Going to CALL ME OUT!!! You Better BRING IT ON STRONG...... Ex Army Infantry I DON'T RUN !!!!!

Where’s your alter ego @CA562DUDE? He usually comes to your defense.

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@Smurof is just making a funny observation - albeit using quotes might've clarified that......I don't think it was a 'dis' or negative review.....irony and sarcasm: things this board could understand better!

 

Really SORRY but I don't see it or get it.. and others too were asking the same thing above......

 

Then Stated this: " Reviews of him are drastically mixed, from one of the worst massages ever " ??????

I Got over 75 Reviews on my Site.. and 5.0 on GOOGLE.....

 

Plus City of Long Beach Gave me "Best Of" Awards 2018 / 2019

 

Then Stated this: **** I have not seen him. *** REALLY ?????

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I don't run, either Armyhands. For those who continue to constantly post "WTF is he referring to now?", Armyhands was in an earlier post explaining his military background, and that he doesn't run. Now, I'm not criticizing your service you provide, just the silly errors. Since you show how unhinged this makes you (just like when I asked you if you were circumcised or not many years ago), I'll take the advice of a former forum member who did not have a good experience with you and stay away. Naturally, that guy wouldn't post a review on your website. You want to look as good as you can.

 

Kudos for having a separate website and for offering occasional gifts to promote yourself, Armyhands, and sorry for making you angry. If I change my mind and give you a try, I'd even tip an unbelievable 33 and a third percent of your asking rate on your current special. I'll let you do the math.

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TO: @Smurof !!!!

 

When Are you going to respond BACK ?? Instead of Calling me out for a SPEELING ERROR and DISCOUNT(s) I gave out ???

 

You Forgot to Mention(s) !!!!! My other emails I sent out for *** FREE STUFF ****

 

1 - Strees Ball - https://shoutout.wix.com/so/16MmHwfqP#/main

 

2 - Sex Toy - https://shoutout.wix.com/so/cdN0x3Zxu#/main

 

If your Going to CALL ME OUT!!! You Better BRING IT ON STRONG...... Ex Army Infantry I DON'T RUN !!!!!

 

 

"SPEELING ERROR".

 

I suppose you are trying to be funny. :)

 

Anyway, that this thread exists indicates we all have way too much time on our hands!

 

Help.

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I don't run, either Armyhands. For those who continue to constantly post "WTF is he referring to now?", Armyhands was in an earlier post explaining his military background, and that he doesn't run. Now, I'm not criticizing your service you provide, just the silly errors. Since you show how unhinged this makes you (just like when I asked you if you were circumcised or not many years ago), I'll take the advice of a former forum member who did not have a good experience with you and stay away. Naturally, that guy wouldn't post a review on your website. You want to look as good as you can.

 

Kudos for having a separate website and for offering occasional gifts to promote yourself, Armyhands, and sorry for making you angry. If I change my mind and give you a try, I'd even tip an unbelievable 33 and a third percent of your asking rate on your current special. I'll let you do the math.

 

YOU DEF HAVE ISSUES !!!!!!

 

** I'll take the advice of a former forum member who did not have a good experience with you and stay away **

If that was the case why are you even following me on my site and getting all my emails ????????

 

You just stated: you will stay away !!!!! ----- but then you write **** If I change my mind and give you a try and giving me third percent etc... ******

 

GROW UP DUDE !!!! AND FOLLOW THAT OTHER PERSON ADVICE !!! THAT YOU STATED, BUT WAIT YOU WANT TO GIVE ME A TRY ??????

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"SPEELING ERROR".

 

I suppose you are trying to be funny. :)

 

Anyway, that this thread exists indicates we all have way too much time on our hands!

 

Help.

 

Yes I was being funny with that..... and def I have time on my hands to defend myself.....

 

I am not going to let people bring me down... I work to hard to get where I am.. not ONE person helped me to get where I am today... NOT ONE PERSON

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