How often do you have a morning wood and a wet dream?

[Mydavid]

When I was young, I had a morning wood every day, but now, only a few times per month.

 

In my whole life, I only have 3 wet dreams, my last one was at least 20 years ago.

[Danny-Darko]

Morning wood almost never. Not even in my youth I'd cum in a sex dream! ?

[+ outlaer]

Woof every day now I take cialis. One wet dream when I was 12

[KrisParr]

Wood a few times a week, usually in the middle of the night when I need to take a piss. Wet dreams? Rare.

[+ MysticMenace]

Are wet dreams common for adults? I could only remember having one when I was 10 or 11 but not since when I learned to jerk off. I do enjoy the morning wood every morning, so I am cherishing that until it starts to happen less frequently for me.

[CatDaddy]

I take 5 mg of Tadalafil daily, so morning wood often. I have not had a wet dream since the earth was cooling. Oh well............

[+ Axiom2001]

When I was younger, I had the most intense hardons; ...loved the feeling. Unfortunately, today my penis is mostly flaccid in the morning and throughout the day. The same goes for wet dreams.

[Islesguy]

Morning wood less and less often. Wet dreams happened for me quite often until 30 probably because I was constantly aroused even with the amount of jerking off I did. It's been a while since my last one. I'm pretty said about that. I have very vivid dreams and sexual ones were some of my best.

[+ Hoover42]

I don't think I've ever had a wet dream, but I have morning wood every day. Sadly, it doesn't stick around for long.

[Guest]

Before I learned to jack myself off (yes, there was such a time, decades ago), I used to have wet dreams every other night. I had to be careful when I went to friends' houses. I had to stuff a large wad of Kleenex in my PJ's, or there would be a mess. Morning wood most days. Thinking of "Lindoro"? Isn't it good...

[+ nycman]

Morning wood? Daily.

 

Wet dream? Only twice in my life.

My first year in college when I had a roommate and didn’t beat off for 6 months.

And again at 32 when I ended an serious relationship and didn’t get off for 6 months.

[Mjonis]

Morning wood almost every day

 

i may not remember all but I’m guessing wet dreams about 10 times in my 48 years. Last one was maybe a year or two ago. I had one though that was probably the most intense orgasm but when I woke up nothing was there other than a rock hard cock. LOL

[Mydavid]

My first year in college when I had a roommate and didn’t beat off for 6 months.

And again at 32 when I ended an serious relationship and didn’t get off for 6 months.

That's really a long time,

since I was able to ejaculate, I never stopped getting off for longer than 6 days.

Edited October 18, 2020 by Mydavid

[Guest]

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And again at 32 when I ended an serious relationship and didn’t get off for 6 months.

[liubit]

Lasting morning woods happen less and less often ?. I had frequent wet dreams as a teenager, but not anymore. The closest was a few days ago, when I had a very very intense erotic dream which I vividly remember -boy, was it hooooot-, but I didn’t cum.

[+ Italiano]

I am 60. Morning woods often, but almost always they have nothing to do with a sexy dream. I used to have wet dreams with frequency when I was an adolescent and in my 20s and seldom later, and as I used to have huge ejaculations (alas, pre-Flomax...) I hated it because it was messy as hell.

I will never forget once that I was staying at acquaintances' house for one night and I stained all the sheets....Embarassing!

Edited October 19, 2020 by Italiano

[Islesguy]

Having wet dreams outside of my bed was always disturbing. Typically, I would wake up in the middle of the night when everyone was still sleeping so I had a chance to clean up before anyone noticed.

[EastbayMike]

I'm 59. Still have wet dreams two or three times a year. Not tied to frequency of sex. I've had wet dreams the same night I've had sex with my husband to the point of ejaculation. Morning wood is very rare.

[Epigonos]

At soon to be 80 I can't even remember when and if I ever had a wet dream. I wake up nearly every morning with wood but only because I need to piss unfortunately it has nothing to do with a sexy dream!!!!!

[Daverwr]

I’ve had a wet dream maybe twice in my life. Now, I’m lucky if the provider laying next to me has morning wood... at least sooner or later! ?

[Guest]

...I didn’t beat off for 6 months.

...and didn’t get off for 6 months.

But, seriously, if you go for that long with out jacking off, your prostate is going to swell, and you're going to have trouble peeing. There's a good reason your body keeps telling you to wank off:

[Bargara Leatherboy]

You should blow a load 21 times a month to avoid prostrate cancer .....

[+ MysticMenace]

You should blow a load 21 times a month to avoid prostrate cancer .....

 

Am all about prevention. So let me do 21 times a week for good measure

[Guest]

[NewEnglandguy]

In my twenties I'd have wet dreams like once a month..it was a " rude awakening" and not exactly pleasurable ( albeit the dream had been) . I learned if if I gooff t regularly the dreams were infrequent