A colorful interaction with a provider

[Wolfer]

I had asked an escort to unlock his private pictures for me on Planetromeo. Instead of unlocking them he sends me a private message "What's up? Wanna meet?"

I didn't have an intention in the moment of meeting up (was kind of window shopping) but I was curious about our compatibility for a potential future meeting. We exchange info about rates etc. until I ask him if he bottoms to which he replies:

"Dude, I can try. I had an ingrown hair that got inflamed and infected and just had surgery on my butt for that. Maybe if you aren't too rough it could work."

 

I politely thanked him for his candor and honesty and declined to meet.

 

Interestingly almost every single one of his private pictures are shots of his butt and his hole so... ?‍♂️

Edited August 23, 2020 by Wolfer

[+ Lucky]

When ingrown hair interferes with anal sex, it might be time to try laser hair removal!

(Did you offer to lick his wound?)

[marylander1940]

I had asked an escort to unlock his private pictures for me on Planetromeo. Instead of unlocking them he sends me a private message "What's up? Wanna meet?"

I didn't have an intention in the moment of meeting up (was kind of window shopping) but I was curious about our compatibility for a potential future meeting. We exchange info about rates etc. until I ask him if he bottoms to which he replies:

"Dude, I can try. I had an ingrown hair that got inflamed and infected and just had surgery on my butt for that. Maybe if you aren't too rough it could work."

 

I politely thanked him for his candor and honesty and declined to meet.

 

Interestingly almost every single one of his private pictures are shots of his butt and his hole so... ?‍♂️

 

I've had ingrown hairs on my chin and I was able to remove them myself with a pin and a tweezer, obviously that's way easier.

 

I'm glad he saw a Dr. about it but he MUST wait till it's fully healed or he'll open the wound, get infected, etc. He'll also must wonder about either not shaving/waxing anymore and go natural or get laser.

 

At least he was honest, way too honest!

[CCMaryland]

I think "ingrown hair" is his way to skirt around actually saying "Condyloma acuminata".

[Wolfer]

I think "ingrown hair" is his way to skirt around actually saying "Condyloma acuminata".

Oooh, that's an interesting thought. Might have well been that!

[SirBillybob]

I think "ingrown hair" is his way to skirt around actually saying "Condyloma acuminata".

You mean that he will indulge in any Lion King stage costume fantasy of one’s choosing but was reluctant to openly state that?

[BaronArtz]

I think "ingrown hair" is his way to skirt around actually saying "Condyloma acuminata".

 

Thank you for the nice visual!

 

Staying on the subject, perhaps he was suffering from anal fissures, caused by stretching of the anal mucous membrane beyond its capacity ...

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_fissure

[CCMaryland]

You mean that he will indulge in any Lion King stage costume fantasy of one’s choosing but was reluctant to openly state that?

I think if someone has an ingrown hair, there is a good chance they get them often. But surgery for it and that is part of your "money making" properties? Hmm. I am very skeptical of it being just a hair.

[liubit]

Condiloma acuminata sounds like a Harry Potter spell ???

[sulika]

It could also be a pilonidal cyst

 

https://www.webmd.com/skin-problems-and-treatments/guide/pilondial-cyst