What illusions did you get from porn videos?

[+ WilliamM]

I thought Billy Brandt was gay.

[alrajee]

• Switching seamlessly from oral to anal simply does not happen as tidily as they do in porn. Bottoms need varying amounts of time before they can take dick, and I am always mindful of that.
  
• I feel like the natural instinct as one is about to cum is to keep pounding, keep sucking, or keep jacking off as you're being pounded. Pulling out just to climax in your partner's face ruins the momentum.
  
• During a bareback scene in porn, I find the bottom blowing the top's dick straight out of his ass quite gross.
  
• In the same vein, felching sounds gross to me.
  
• Excessive dirty talk is a pretty effective boner killer.
  

[+ Italiano]

Definitely DF. But I very much doubt I would ever try it!

[+ Italiano]

And yes, I would LOVE to be this young white boy!!

 

https://www.myvidster.com/video/206098823/boy_and_BBC_-_XVIDEOSCOM

[+ sniper]

The idea that asses are self-lubricating. I wonder how many anal fissures have resulted from people not knowing about lube because it's pretty much never seens or talked about, and sex ed in this country is a joke.

 

As for the ATM in porn, it sure seems like those bottoms have douched themselves so thoroughly you could eat dinner off their ass. Like you don't see ANYTHING on the cock as it comes out and porn is in HD these days...I can't imagine the guys doing it at, say, Sean Cody would do it if they weren't rather thoroughly cleaned out. I certainly wouldn't do it myself, but seeing it on porn doesn't gross me out because they seem so...sanitized.

[rvwnsd]

The illusions I had which were later proved to be just that are (in no particular order)

• Penetration is seamless and the top's cock just slides right in
  
• Blowing a huge cock is always better than blowing one that is average-sized
  
• Penetration is seamless and the top's cock just slides right in
  
• Sex is neat an tidy
  
• Penetration is seamless and the top's cock just slides right in
  

Did I mention "Penetration is seamless and the top's cock just slides right in?"

[Chad Constantine]

I have always been fascinated by double penetration scenes (particularly Jeremy Jordan’s Falcon scenes). But I think in reality DP is not what it appears to be on film and have never tried to attempt it because of how difficult it can be to do...

 

But aren't the guys that get DP'd the same ones on Twitter punch fisting their own asses. I always figured they stretched and practice before getting to that point.

[+ Reisr30]

But aren't the guys that get DP'd the same ones on Twitter punch fisting their own asses. I always figured they stretched and practice before getting to that point.

I’m not sure. I don’t think Jeremy Jordan ever got fisted nor did Connor and Travis from CF as far as I know. But I’m sure you are right that they practiced with something large before the dp scenes.

[rvwnsd]

But aren't the guys that get DP'd the same ones on Twitter punch fisting their own asses. I always figured they stretched and practice before getting to that point.

I’m not sure. I don’t think Jeremy Jordan ever got fisted nor did Connor and Travis from CF as far as I know. But I’m sure you are right that they practiced with something large before the dp scenes.

I recall a porn scene, which I can't locate at the moment, where a guy used a highway construction cone as a dildo.

[BabyBoomer]

I recall a porn scene, which I can't locate at the moment, where a guy used a highway construction cone as a dildo.

 

"Flashpoint" from Falcon Studios circa 1994.

 

~Boomer~

[rvwnsd]

"Flashpoint" from Falcon Studios circa 1994.

 

~Boomer~

Thank you.

[Rod Hagen]

The bottom is face down on bed, ass up, and the top is climbed up on the bed pounding his hole while the top's foot is swung around smashing the bottoms face into it bed.I've tried it when topping a twink and it's definitely possible but not very comfortable and not a good fuck. But it looks impressive

 

I've done this often. It's quite sexy and a good fuck.

[+ FrankR]

"circa 1994”

And suddenly I feel old... ?

[+ Reisr30]

"Flashpoint" from Falcon Studios circa 1994.

 

~Boomer~

I think a cone has been used in another Falcon film as well. I am going to do some research and will see what I find?

[+ Gar1eth]

The bottom is face down on bed, ass up, and the top is climbed up on the bed pounding his hole while the top's foot is swung around smashing the bottoms face into it bed.I've tried it when topping a twink and it's definitely possible but not very comfortable and not a good fuck. But it looks impressive

 

I've done this often. It's quite sexy and a good fuck.

 

This seems pretty uncomfortable for me-

1) I'm not very athletic. I have trouble walking down the street without tripping over nothing.

2) I'm undersized in length (not a problem you have @Rod Hagen) I have enough problems staying inside a nice booty without trying to extend one of my legs to grind someone's face into the mattress

3) Maybe it's one of those things you have to experience the doing of, but even if I were endowed more, it just seems awkward and uncomfortable. Wouldn't it be easier to use your hand to force someone's head into the mattress?

 

Gman

[+ Reisr30]

I've done this often. It's quite sexy and a good fuck.

 

This seems pretty uncomfortable for me-

1) I'm not very athletic. I have trouble walking down the street without tripping over nothing.

2) I'm undersized in length (not a problem you have @Rod Hagen) I have enough problems staying inside a nice booty without trying to extend one of my legs to grind someone's face into the mattress

3) Maybe it's one of those things you have to experience the doing of, but even if I were endowed more, it just seems awkward and uncomfortable. Wouldn't it be easier to use your hand to force someone's head into the mattress?

 

Gman

To me it sounds quite sexy. Personally, I couldn't do it as I would be afraid to sprain something and at my age I stay away from activities that could result in any type of sprain (e.g. back, neck, tongue, etc.).

[+ Gar1eth]

This seems pretty uncomfortable for me-

1) I'm not very athletic. I have trouble walking down the street without tripping over nothing.

2) I'm undersized in length (not a problem you have @Rod Hagen) I have enough problems staying inside a nice booty without trying to extend one of my legs to grind someone's face into the mattress

3) Maybe it's one of those things you have to experience the doing of, but even if I were endowed more, it just seems awkward and uncomfortable. Wouldn't it be easier to use your hand to force someone's head into the mattress?

 

Gman

To me it sounds quite sexy. Personally, I couldn't do it as I would be afraid to sprain something and at my age I stay away from activities that could result in any type of sprain (e.g. back, neck, tongue, etc.).

 

Just a little clarification. In the quote box for some reason it indicates that I said I've done it. I've never done it and don't plan to. It sounds to me as comfortable as trying to do the splits. Now @Rod Hagen who was the one who said he did it often, do I remember him saying long ago he was a gymnast-so probably doing the splits is nothing to him.

 

Gman

[+ Italiano]

The bottom is face down on bed, ass up, and the top is climbed up on the bed pounding his hole while the top's foot is swung around smashing the bottoms face into it bed.I've tried it when topping a twink and it's definitely possible but not very comfortable and not a good fuck. But it looks impressive

 

I've done this often. It's quite sexy and a good fuck.

I have done it (I am a bottom and not a twink..). Love it! I love a top's feet on my face....

[+ quoththeraven]

I recall a porn scene, which I can't locate at the moment, where a guy used a highway construction cone as a dildo.

Ouch!

[+ Gar1eth]

I recall a porn scene, which I can't locate at the moment, where a guy used a highway construction cone as a dildo.

Ouch!

 

I'm in total agreement, @quoththeraven.

 

Gman

[+ Gar1eth]

I recall a porn scene, which I can't locate at the moment, where a guy used a highway construction cone as a dildo.

Ouch!

I'm in total agreement, @quoththeraven.

 

Gman

In fact to my above statement,

I definitely have to add, "BABY DON'T HURT ME!!"

 

 

Gman