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I'm really getting tired of bottoms not douching before a session. I had to get the hotel staff to change my sheets after my last encounter because of the mess the escort left on the bed. This isn't the first time and I feel like a sucker for giving the escort the full fee at the end of the session. If this happens again I'm going to take off $100.

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I'm really getting tired of bottoms not douching before a session. I had to get the hotel staff to change my sheets after my last encounter because of the mess the escort left on the bed. This isn't the first time and I feel like a sucker for giving the escort the full fee at the end of the session. If this happens again I'm going to take off $100.

 

accidents happen... the bigger the cock the more time it takes to get ready. I'm not saying you're a Sean Xavier though.

 

Poop tax?

 

I wonder what kind of commentaries you might get from escorts on here. Do some charge laundry services to SO many clients who show up totally unprepared at their hotels and homes?

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My worst nightmare... but i know it comes with the territory. I understand that one shouldn’t expect this from a professional. I let it slide if it is some random.... to a certain degree... I mean I don’t need my hotel incidental kept to replace the sheets.

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Have you considered putting down a towel?

 

I'm really getting tired of bottoms not douching before a session. I had to get the hotel staff to change my sheets after my last encounter because of the mess the escort left on the bed. This isn't the first time and I feel like a sucker for giving the escort the full fee at the end of the session. If this happens again I'm going to take off $100.
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I'm really getting tired of bottoms not douching before a session. I had to get the hotel staff to change my sheets after my last encounter because of the mess the escort left on the bed. This isn't the first time and I feel like a sucker for giving the escort the full fee at the end of the session. If this happens again I'm going to take off $100.

Does hotel staff not change the sheets once a day anyway? While I know of hotels that don't until you ask them as an environmentally conscious practice, why would asking when you need it be a problem? Or were you just embarrassed? I'm sure they've seen it all before!

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Shit happens and in your case, literally. Speaking as a bottom, it takes time to get ready for you tops. You need to give your bottom some time to prep. If you book last minute appointments then you'd better be ready for such accidents. However, it is also up to your bottom to declare whether he's good to go or not. There are days when I have to pass. As good as his dick might feel inside there are times when I have to admit that it's not gonna happen that night. There are other stuff you both can do. Those I've had to turn down have been surprisingly more understanding. Sex have been much better since then because they know they don't have to worry about accidents.

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Has anyone tried this: https://www.forttroff.com/store/category/raw-pup/ or variations thereof?

It's fun all round for both top and bottom. And no mess!

 

This is one circumstance where an "upsell" is offered. But obviously not required.

Yes I bought one and used it a few times. The main issue for me was that it’s really long and takes me a while to loosen up enough to get it in. Wasn’t as great a feeling for me compared to my husbands cock without the pup. But then again I don’t usually like it all the way in either as my husband is probably close to 7”. I’m more of a prostate guy so a nice curved 4-5” is great. Although I also enjoy the insert and removal all the way action for some reason vs the back and forth but still inserted

 

the raw pup does clean up and you certainly won’t have any accidents during. Definitely stayed in there for me.

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Its happened to me before but luckily it wasn't too gross. I definitely don't like to bottom shame so I kept it professional since I knew they couldn't help it.

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Let's face it. Apart from some who are into scat (NOT me!) it is quite unpleasant when it happens.

But, as a bottom, as much as I do my absolutely best to be as clean as a whistle before I know I am going to receive some introduction, I also know that men don't have pussies, and manholes have a main function which is not exactly getting fucked so, as many douches taken and consuming fiber and blah blah....shit can happen!

If it does happen, as annoying as it is, I think it's up to both participants to the activity to make it light of it.

Unless the bottom is just an "I don't care" kind of guy, a pig, and did not do anything to try to avoid it could happen...

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Yes I bought one and used it a few times. The main issue for me was that it’s really long and takes me a while to loosen up enough to get it in. Wasn’t as great a feeling for me compared to my husbands cock without the pup. But then again I don’t usually like it all the way in either as my husband is probably close to 7”. I’m more of a prostate guy so a nice curved 4-5” is great. Although I also enjoy the insert and removal all the way action for some reason vs the back and forth but still inserted

 

the raw pup does clean up and you certainly won’t have any accidents during. Definitely stayed in there for me.

 

 

The raw pup does seem a bit thick, I myself along with friends of mine found this to be a bit tighter and easier to use/insert:

 

https://www.extremerestraints.com/inception-fuckhole-sheath.html

 

Also found it to be a bit tighter as a top and bottom. Ever try this one? Both are great for no-mess fun! ?

Guest Calix_K
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Let's face it. Apart from some who are into scat (NOT me!) it is quite unpleasant when it happens.

But, as a bottom, as much as I do my absolutely best to be as clean as a whistle before I know I am going to receive some introduction, I also know that men don't have pussies, and manholes have a main function which is not exactly getting fucked so, as many douches taken and consuming fiber and blah blah....shit can happen!

If it does happen, as annoying as it is, I think it's up to both participants to the activity to make it light of it.

Unless the bottom is just an "I don't care" kind of guy, a pig, and did not do anything to try to avoid it could happen...

 

I've had a "pig" once when in Vegas. He was a brit twink from out of town who actually looked like alex faux, met at the gay club there (forget the name) and I remember him blaming the mess on "the greasy american food". I guess I'm also a pig, because I soldiered on until I came lol ??

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Thats been my experience. As I have been transitioning to a plant-based high fiber diet cleaning out has never been easier. Go vegan for better butt sex!

My experience is different. I’ve been fully vegan for 3 years and the positive impact on my overall health has been terrific.

However, relative to this topic I’ve struggled.

I tend to move my bowels 3 or 4 times a day, which is healthy and beneficial in as much as food waste product is not rotting in my gut.

 

whenever I try douching in preparation for sex I find I just don’t reach an end goal.

I may end up buying one of those penis sleeves referenced earlier because I enjoy taking it long, hard and deep and want to be able to do that without mess.

 

one sexy young FB I have is a nurse and also vegan so he’s been kind and understanding when there’s been some mess but I’m not happy about it.

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