Jackhugecock in London

[irfy]

Any info on this guy, anyone met him? Do you think the nude pics in the profile don't match the other pics for some reason?

 

https://rent.men/jackhugecock

 

https://www.sleepyboy.com/uk/london/escort/Jackhugecock

[Guest MikeThomas]

Ugh! Photo 2 has a woman with red fingernails holding his cock. Doesn’t he know his audience?

[Beancounter]

His RM ad taught me a new word today.....profitness model.

 

I wonder if it’s pronounced “pro-fitness” or “profit-ness”. Both would work in this situation.

[+ Gar1eth]

While I realize it's not always going to be true, but I think it's probably true often enough to take as a guideline that escorts who advertise as bisexual strict tops and don't kiss are probably straight ( 0 to 1 on the Kinsey Scale).

 

Gman

 

PS: Pictures with women holding tallywackers are additional supportive evidence.

[Guy Fawkes]

I look at the fingernails and say: "Drag Queen!"

[marylander1940]

Ugh! Photo 2 has a woman with red fingernails holding his cock. Doesn’t he know his audience?

 

Maybe he thinks advertising as bi is good for business. Women also have smaller hands and make things look bigger... not that he needs that.

[MikeBiDude]

Then there’s the 3rd person profile text, always amuses me.

 

“When you absolutely need to turn every head in the room you walk in with Jack”

[MidwestCoastal]

If he's 26, I'm 36.... (I'm 46)

[corndog]

Ugh! Photo 2 has a woman with red fingernails holding his cock. Doesn’t he know his audience?

I realize that most people may be looking at his cock in that photo, but the body shown in that one is not nearly as defined as the rest of his shots.

[BabyBoomer]

I realize that most people may be looking at his cock in that photo, but the body shown in that one is not nearly as defined as the rest of his shots.

 

But the sheets match in pics 2, 3, & 4.

 

~Boomer~

[coriolis888]

 

If he's 26, I'm 36.... (I'm 46)

 

 

His photos show a man who is older than his claimed age 26. Maybe 26 around the waist?

[coriolis888]

 

Then there’s the 3rd person profile text, always amuses me.

 

“When you absolutely need to turn every head in the room you walk in with Jack”

 

 

What a hilarious and pompous thing to write in an escort ad.

 

Oscar Wilde had an answer for people who write or say that sort of thing - "to love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance."

[mike carey]

Oscar Wilde had an answer for people who write or say that sort of thing - "to love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance."

There is a reasonably outspoken conservative Australian senator whose wife was quoted as saying their marriage has been so successful because they are both in love with the same man.

[coriolis888]

There is a reasonably outspoken conservative Australian senator whose wife was quoted as saying their marriage has been so successful because they are both in love with the same man.

 

 

Funny - although it is meant to be funny, many truthful things are said while joking.

[+ Gar1eth]

Then there’s the 3rd person profile text, always amuses me.

 

“When you absolutely need to turn every head in the room you walk in with Jack”

I think we first learned about 'persons' either in the 7th or 9th grade. I was a good student -and good at English, but at first I had no idea what my English teacher was talking about.

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAvK7JoCX3s

 

Gman

Edited October 13, 2019 by Gar1eth

[mike carey]

Funny - although it is meant to be funny, many truthful things are said while joking.

IIRC it was reported that she said it when they were being interviewed together, although I haven't seen the interview.

[rvwnsd]

If he's 26, I'm 36....

His photos show a man who is older than his claimed age 26. Maybe 26 around the waist?

rvwnsd thought the same when he saw the escort's photos.

[irfy]

so I took a gamble and hired him. He's a bi Canadian guy living in London for the last few years. I would say he's around 30 yrs, although difficult to say. He's a friendly handsome guy, a masculine big muscled hunk with a beautiful thick cock. However, he provides a limited top service so although don't regret hiring him, I probably wouldn't repeat.

[+ Gar1eth]

However, he provides a limited top service so although don't regret hiring him, I probably wouldn't repeat.

 

So do you think he's probably bi-4-pay?

 

Gman

[irfy]

So do you think he's probably bi-4-pay?

 

Gman

lol yes probably