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I always read the “About Me” section in Rentmen profiles. They tell a lot about an escort, even if they say little. Some may not be well written, but they have a certain charm. Take the case of TierryRichardy https://rent.men/TierryRichardy :

 

“I am laywer, sexy, muscle and with a Brazilian penis desired to satisfy you in sex! The Brazilian sex you do not find another same! You'll talk about me to stop with the penetration, because it does not accept the pressure or you will enter into a orgasm of so much pleasure.”

 

This description would be mundane if the English was correct. I like it the way it is. Nice photos too! :)

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I always read the profiles, and most are pretty good.

 

I get bored with the ones with "You're not paying me for sex, you're paying me to leave", "here for a good time, not a long time", etc.

 

Also I'm turned off by horribly blurry photos, giving the finger in photos, wide gaping holes, and photos where each one is different (beard, clean shaven, short hair, longer hair, blue hair, green hair), I want to know what's going to show up at my door. Also the contradictions (I'm a top but lists versatile, etc.).

 

I like candid photos, x-rated photos, videos (but not the ones I can't tell who is topping or bottoming). and I really enjoy the very rare video where a provider actually talks to the camera. That really helps me get a feel for them - doesn't matter what they say either.

 

Generally, I like most of the profiles and like the OP, I like genuine "about me" sections and the interviews. I do laugh at the interview questions where the response is "I answered that already" or they don't know what their "niche" is. I find myself saying "Bless their heart" a lot when reading profiles :)

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...like and appreciate specific wording that has been literately written and is candid. If it has been creatively typed, that has worked for me as well. I abhor ones in which the escort has written that "he is doing this to make a living." Isn't that obvious why he has an ad at Rentmen or at another site?

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After an escort I met laughed when I asked him about a couple things in his ad description, I did a little investigating and discovered that nearly everything in his ad - from the location he listed to what he does for his “real” full-time job - was untrue. So now when I read an ad, I take the description with a very large grain of salt.

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There are two types of ads that have been my favorite so far:

  • Profiles that describe the personality or at least the persona of the escort, and their interests, which helps me figure out if we have similar interests and have good conversations with them. These profiles are good at selling an experience beyond sexual compatibility.
  • Profiles that are (within the rules) concise, direct, explicit, and describe their specific position(s) of preference and the types of scenarios they can provide during a session. Pairing them with candid photos adds to the effect. (examples: growth obsessed bodybuilder, horny college athlete, sensual DILF, Bttm f*** t*y, etc.)

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  • 4 weeks later...
“I am laywer, sexy, muscle and with a Brazilian penis desired to satisfy you in sex! The Brazilian sex you do not find another same! You'll talk about me to stop with the penetration, because it does not accept the pressure or you will enter into a orgasm of so much pleasure.”

 

This description would be mundane if the English was correct. I like it the way it is.

 

Looks to me like a GoogleTranslate job from Portuguese to English. Let me give it a (cursory) go at a correct, non-mundane description (not to disparage underhandedly the escort in question — just giving it a go):

 

In me you’ll find a sensual, sinewy sexpert who is incidentally fluent in both legalese and the language of love alongside my own native, Brazilian tongue, the likes of which in another man you’ll never find... Legend has it that Latin lovers are the best lovers, and I am an embodiment of this, here to dispel any doubt about said notion. I am a Latin Lover par excellence. Our lovemaking will cause you to writhe and ache in blissful ecstasy and even brief twinges of agony as you beg me to stop, hardly able to withstand the exquisite pain of my penetrating not only your simultaneously desirous and rejecting body but almost piercing your very soul with my greatest appendage, remaining on the cusp of a heady release until I liberate you from the throes and prison of the seemingly endless climactic edge, allowing you to orgasm...

 

Idk. Too much?

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I don't tend to like it when the escort can't seem to decide on his name. There's a Boston area guy who spells his name one way in the headline and another way in the ad. (Daroius vs. Darius, I think.) There are others who will use one name (i.e. an actual first name) in the headline but then introduce themselves in the body of the ad with a different name. Sloppy.

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I don't tend to like it when the escort can't seem to decide on his name. There's a Boston area guy who spells his name one way in the headline and another way in the ad. (Daroius vs. Darius, I think.) There are others who will use one name (i.e. an actual first name) in the headline but then introduce themselves in the body of the ad with a different name. Sloppy.

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I enjoy the profiles as well. Tells a lot about how a guy decides to word things. One thing, though: I find the use of too many emojis rather annoying.

 

FIVE STARS

BFE ? ?

MUSCLES ? ?

TEXT ? OR CALL ? ASAP

 

I mean, I'm not 5. I can read a book without the pretty pictures.

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I enjoy the profiles as well. Tells a lot about how a guy decides to word things. One thing, though: I find the use of too many emojis rather annoying.

 

FIVE STARS

BFE ? ?

MUSCLES ? ?

TEXT ? OR CALL ? ASAP

 

I mean, I'm not 5. I can read a book without the pretty pictures.

 

Ugh. I remember a guy I was planning to hook up with that had to insert emojis for everything as we texted. I finally just gave up on him - I couldn't stand it.

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I always read the “About Me” section in Rentmen profiles. They tell a lot about an escort, even if they say little. Some may not be well written, but they have a certain charm. Take the case of TierryRichardy https://rent.men/TierryRichardy :

 

“I am laywer, sexy, muscle and with a Brazilian penis desired to satisfy you in sex! The Brazilian sex you do not find another same! You'll talk about me to stop with the penetration, because it does not accept the pressure or you will enter into a orgasm of so much pleasure.”

 

This description would be mundane if the English was correct. I like it the way it is. Nice photos too! :)

He sportif and give good sexi!

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