Ivy League Escort

[Trick]

Today’s RM of the Day has his ivy league education on his ad. Some escorts describe themselves as highly educated. Has that ever mattered to you as a client?

[+ keroscenefire]

It depends. If I am going to have more of a BFE with a dinner and conversation than it's definitely good to have an escort who is at least experienced in the world and has something to talk about. I once tried to take out this young man who has pretty much just been an escort and really could only talk about being an escort. It was just about where clients took him, how nice the hotels were, the gifts he got from them. He said he had a client take him to the Cannes Film Festival, but apparently didn't see any movies. He just went to the beach and hanged out at the hotel because he doesn't really like film. So yeah...it helps to have something more going on than just a pretty face if you're planning on a longer session.

 

If it's just an hour of sex, then that's a different story.

Edited August 25, 2019 by keroscenefire

[instudiocity]

Rentmen of the day vary based on region. Western US right now is JayPlay in San Francisco

[+ WilliamM]

I agree with @keroscenefire. Occasionally, working guys never talk much about education or background even after six to twelve months of hiring. Nice change.

[+ ArVaGuy]

https://rent.men/Ivyprofessional/#rmotd

[BgMstr4u]

“Always well-dressed and have an elegant taste.” From this lad’s ad.

 

Perhaps he’s Ivy, but he must have snoozed through English composition. I wonder what the taste of him him elegant?

[+ keroscenefire]

“Always well-dressed and have an elegant taste.” From this lad’s ad.

 

Perhaps he’s Ivy, but he must have snoozed through English composition. I wonder what the taste of him him elegant?

 

Yeah his grammar is atrocious. "Perfect for higher end occasions, always presentable." Where exactly is the subject and verb in that sentence? And he hyphenates well-traveled, well-educated and well-dressed even though they are not being used as compound adjectives and doesn't hyphenate Ivy League or higher end when they are.

[BgMstr4u]

I guess I have my own compositional issues. My second sentence should have been: “I wonder what makes the taste of him elegant.” The dog ate my homework.

[Quincy_7]

I'm wary of escorts that are too clever. He only needs to be smart enough to know to use protection.

[Guest europeanman]

I like a couple of drinks and small chat, so I prefer some education not necessarily from an Ivy school. What is most important to me is to be cultivated, refined and have social skills. My latest infatuation is a fashion model, who studies fine arts at NYU.

[Guest europeanman]

I guess I have my own compositional issues. My second sentence should have been: “I wonder what makes the taste of him elegant.” The dog ate my homework.

Judging by his clothes I doubt his elegant taste.

[instudiocity]

Yeah his grammar is atrocious. "Perfect for higher end occasions, always presentable." Where exactly is the subject and verb in that sentence? And he hyphenates well-traveled, well-educated and well-dressed even though they are not being used as compound adjectives and doesn't hyphenate Ivy League or higher end when they are.

“Well… well… well…well…” pretty DEEP for the Ivy League.

 

One wonders if he’s confused Ivy League with Bush League? (Double entendre just a faux pas addition)

[instudiocity]

I like a couple of drinks and small chat, so I prefer some education not necessarily from an Ivy school. What is most important to me is to be cultivated, refined and have social skills. My latest infatuation is a fashion model, who studies fine arts at NYU.

Are you saying the more you drink the more erudite the fucker/fuckee becomes? <-humor

[Guest europeanman]

Are you saying the more you drink the more erudite the fucker/fuckee becomes? <-humor

English is not my first language, I had to look up erudite and still I am not sure what it means. But the answer to your questions is YES.

[instudiocity]

English is not my first language, I had to look up erudite and still I am not sure what it means. But the answer to your questions is YES.

Seems you understood me accurately and it was a fun poke at his Ivy League education.

 

It’s good to help with your English vocabulary & comprehension.

[+ Pensant]

Simply having an Ivy degree doesn’t mean everything. I’ve had excellent conversations with companions who haven’t earned a degree and their breadth of knowledge was impressive.

[rvwnsd]

Yeah his grammar is atrocious. "Perfect for higher end occasions, always presentable." Where exactly is the subject and verb in that sentence? ...

That's easy. "I am" is the implied subject and verb. It's the "new grammar" taught at all the Ivy League schools. Members of the unwashed masses are simply too lowbrow to get it.

 

But seriously, his writing is terrible. He should either dispense with the "Ivy League/meet with elites" schtick or get a ghost writer.

[+ ArVaGuy]

I don’t think English is his native language. Cut him some slack.

[maninsoma]

I find intelligence sexy, but when someone uses any buzz words that imply "high end" I simply assume his rate is at the top of the range. The guy probably didn't go to a Harvard or Yale and may not have even attended community colleague, but he wants to create the impression that he is the cream-of-the-crop and, therefore, worth more than the average bear (or twink or what-have-you).

Edited August 25, 2019 by maninsoma

[marylander1940]

It depends. If I am going to have more of a BFE with a dinner and conversation than it's definitely good to have an escort who is at least experienced in the world and has something to talk about. I once tried to take out this young man who has pretty much just been an escort and really could only talk about being an escort. It was just about where clients took him, how nice the hotels were, the gifts he got from them. He said he had a client take him to the Cannes Film Festival, but apparently didn't see any movies. He just went to the beach and hanged out at the hotel because he doesn't really like film. So yeah...it helps to have something more going on than just a pretty face if you're planning on a longer session.

 

If it's just an hour of sex, then that's a different story.

 

You nailed it!

 

I don't hire white trash guys... they have way too many issues and they're hateful, dumb, entitled, ignorant, and uncapable of getting their shit together.

 

I don't think a college education matters when hiring but good manners and being knowledgeable (or at least curious) are a must.

 

I like a couple of drinks and small chat, so I prefer some education not necessarily from an Ivy school. What is most important to me is to be cultivated, refined and have social skills. My latest infatuation is a fashion model, who studies fine arts at NYU.

 

Considering your posts I thought you would say you like guys with good grades in High School... or his first year of College.

 

I do agree that some education matters as posted above.

[+ keroscenefire]

I don’t think English is his native language. Cut him some slack.

 

I think you are correct since he lists Chinese as his other spoken language. And there are many great escorts that are also non-English speakers. However, if you are advertising that you are "Ivy-league educated" and someone who is great at having conversation, you probably want an advertisement that makes it sound like you could have one in English.

 

One of my favorite escorts is Brazilian and his ad had several grammatical issues, but he didn't advertise in a way that made his grammar stand out. This escort trying to go for an educated, higher-end clientele might have problems attracting them with his copy.

Edited September 2, 2019 by keroscenefire

[+ WilliamM]

I think you are correct since he lists Chinese as his other spoken language. And there are many great escorts that are also non-English speakers. However, if you are advertising that you are "Ivy-league educated" and someone who is great at having conversation, you probably want an advertisement that makes it sound like you could have one in English.

 

One of my favorite escorts is Brazilian and his ad had several grammatical issues, but he didn't advertise in a way that made his grammar stand out. This escort trying to go for an educated, higher-end clientele is going to have problems attracting them with his copy. And since he has only had one review on RM since he created the ad over a month ago, it's quite possible he is having difficulty attracting them.

Brown and Cornell are also Ivy League universities. He isn't necessarily a liberal arts student.

[mike carey]

I think you are correct since he lists Chinese as his other spoken language. And there are many great escorts that are also non-English speakers. However, if you are advertising that you are "Ivy-league educated" and someone who is great at having conversation, you probably want an advertisement that makes it sound like you could have one in English.

I don't think they are mutually exclusive. People can be reasonably fluent in English without having all the grammar down, and still speak with a strong accent. From my experience, many Chinese speakers seem to have difficulty with plural and singular in verbs and nouns, there could be other tics in their English usage as well without detracting from their ability to conduct a conversation.

[+ BenjaminNicholas]

I've met many Ivy Leaguers who are brilliant in theory and discussion, but real world situations elude them entirely.

 

It's the very real difference between being book smart and street smart: The best guys in this industry have a mix of both.

 

While I have a traditional undergrad/grad under my belt, the best education I've gotten is by seeing the world and interacting directly with a wide variety of people and places.

[+ WilliamM]

I've met many Ivy Leaguers who are brilliant in theory and discussion, but real world situations elude them entirely.

 

It's the very real difference between being book smart and street smart: The best guys in this industry have a mix of both.

 

While I have a traditional undergrad/grad under my belt, the best education I've gotten is by seeing the world and interacting directly with a wide variety of people and places.

 

"....real world situations elude them entirety." A bit of exaggeration, Benjamin.