Claudio_XXL NYC Rentmen - WOOF!

[Gadfly22]

https://rent.men/Claudio_XXL/#platinum

Unbelievable if real. Anyone have the pleasure? I'd take one for the team but he's only been on RM since November which makes me nervous, aside from the fact that he looks way TGTBT. Any info appreciated!

[Cajunmc]

Small Guy with one exception. ;-)

[big dale]

So much blurring/blending on the face though.

[Gadfly22]

So much blurring/blending on the face though.

Funny I didn't think so

[thickornotatall]

Perfecto por mi! Dame!

[creoleblanche]

says he's 120 lbs - I assume a typo. ; )

[Gadfly22]

says he's 120 lbs - I assume a typo. ; )

Yeah his dick looks 20 - 30 lbs just by itself! That leaves only about 80 lbs. for the rest of him!

No wait it also says he's 5'7. I didn't see that before. Maybe its not a typo, which if true means he's that rarest of species - the POCKET GAY! :):) Spotting a pocket gay is for us man watchers like a bird watcher seeing a yellow bellied sap-sucker!

I gotta get with this guy if he's real. I need the crack investigatory staff here at the forum to do me a big favor and use reverse image searches and whatever other tools you have at your disposal to find out about this guy and get back to us. I'll take one for the team and report back to everyone if I can be reasonably sure his ad is not a fake (or God forbid a sting operation). Thanks in advance.

[+ nycman]

I tried to hire him.

 

His English skills were nearly non-existent. In fact, clear communication was impossible.

 

In the end, I just gave up and hired someone else.

[+ Pensant]

I tried to hire him.

 

His English skills were nearly non-existent. In fact, clear communication was impossible.

 

In the end, I just gave up and hired someone else.

He claims to speak 11 languages.

[creoleblanche]

Yeah his dick looks 20 - 30 lbs just by itself! That leaves only about 80 lbs. for the rest of him!

No wait it also says he's 5'7. I didn't see that before. Maybe its not a typo, which if true means he's that rarest of species - the POCKET GAY! :):) Spotting a pocket gay is for us man watchers like a bird watcher seeing a yellow bellied sap-sucker!

I gotta get with this guy if he's real. I need the crack investigatory staff here at the forum to do me a big favor and use reverse image searches and whatever other tools you have at your disposal to find out about this guy and get back to us. I'll take one for the team and report back to everyone if I can be reasonably sure his ad is not a fake (or God forbid a sting operation). Thanks in advance.

[creoleblanche]

 

He'd have to be 3' tall.

[Gadfly22]

He'd have to be 3' tall.

Ergo the term "pocket gay". :p

[+ nycman]

He claims to speak 11 languages.

 

He very well may.

 

Unfortunately none of them are English......grin

[Gadfly22]

I tried to hire him.

His English skills were nearly non-existent. In fact, clear communication was impossible.

In the end, I just gave up and hired someone else.

Thanks. When you got in touch with him did you call or text? Texting would at least give him the opportunity to use google translate or some such.

Paradoxically, though, the fact that his English is poor actually makes me feel a little better; less likelihood of a sting. I may still try getting with him next week but I'm still hoping some other kind hearted forum member can provide a little more info before I take the plunge. Thanks to all.

P.S. I remember going against your advice a few months back and hiring Ben Bateman and not having a good experience. I hope lightning doesn't strike twice!

[+ nycman]

When you got in touch with him did you call or text?

 

We were texting.

 

As you noted, that makes his inability to understand and communicate clearly even

more confusing. I figured he could at least try and use google translate to understand

and respond.

 

Since he obviously didn't, I just assumed he was either drunk, high, stupid or lazy.

 

None of which I find attractive.

[Gadfly22]

I just assumed he was either drunk, high, stupid or lazy.

Thanks pal. Nothing worse than a lazy gay! (Obscure Will & Grace reference. I only remember it cuz that's my favorite episode.)

[big dale]

He claims to speak 11 languages.

English doesn't seem to be one of them I guess.

[Aquarionsol]

Thanks. When you got in touch with him did you call or text? Texting would at least give him the opportunity to use google translate or some such.

Paradoxically, though, the fact that his English is poor actually makes me feel a little better; less likelihood of a sting. I may still try getting with him next week but I'm still hoping some other kind hearted forum member can provide a little more info before I take the plunge. Thanks to all.

P.S. I remember going against your advice a few months back and hiring Ben Bateman and not having a good experience. I hope lightning doesn't strike twice!

 

Were you able to set a date?

[wooly]

Despite the negatives he does have a great looking fat dick.

[KarmaisReal]

Despite the negatives he does have a great looking fat dick.

DID YOU MEET HIM?

[Gadfly22]

Were you able to set a date?

Haven't taken the plunge yet and I'm kinda busy this week. I'm still hoping someone can give us more info about him. BTW that locker room mirror selfie pic he added to his gallery has me drooling!!

[wooly]

DID YOU MEET HIM?

No. I have not met him. I was only referring to the picture of his dick.

[dutchal]

Guy is real--has a recently released video on dawgpoundusa.

[dutchal]

Most recent RM review says pics are not accurate and "He had someone hiding in his shower and closet. Very awkward".

[+ JEC]

Most recent RM review says pics are not accurate and "He had someone hiding in his shower and closet. Very awkward".

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