Thanks from me to all the posters who made my 2006 forum reads most enjoyable

[+ purplekow]

What a year it has been 2006;

For men with great asses and extra thick dicks;

That is not all of which we speak here in Daddy's forum;

With a nod to Hooboy who ran it before him;

There have been discussions political, with lively debates;

Participants liberal, most without dates;

There were those of a more conservative bent;

Who pasted "I heart Bush" stickers wherever the went;

When arguments flared, like a hot Viking pyre;

Tom Isern was frequently stoking that fire;

If the remarks became cold, nasty and bitter;

Rockhard's sharp wit made most of us titter;

Adler turned detective and needed to ask;

Who was there hiding behind the IceFireWizard mask;

When he revealed (though most knew)that is was Mr. Draker;

Some sighed "ho-hum" but a few decried "Faker"

Juan of Vancouver had interesting views;

Of submission and domination and 9 basic truths;

Rick Monroe wrote post 6000, he told us with pride;

(His monument honors his posterior side);

Soccerjock's voice of blossoming youth;

Amused and informed, we, who are long in the tooth;

Benjamin Nichols needs a quick nod;

I needed to name drop the eye candy god;

Jasne; Boypayer; Deej and Louis;

And all other posters, the thanks are from me.

 

 

Some days are much tougher to get through than others but this forum guarantees me something funny, something thought provoking, something reliably supportive of the diversity of gay men and an outlet for whatever bizarre thoughts are running around in my own head. It makes it easier being a Purplekow and that's no bull.

 

PS I know the rhyme scheme is juvenile and forced and the grammar is not technical and there may even be a spelling error or two. Made it up on the run, treat it as you would a card from an 8 year old nephew who was forced to write it by the sister you never cared for anyway.

[Louis]

You are a good poet, if you didn't know it.

Thanks

Louis

[+ deej]

Aww, Happy Hoolidays right back atcha!

 

 

> Dear Friends

>

> I wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to my friends, but it

> is so difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without

> offending someone due to the new company regulations and hand book:

>

> So I met with my lawyer yesterday, and on his advice I wish to say the

> following:

>

> Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes

> for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,

> non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice

> holiday, practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious

> persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the

> religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their

> choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

>

> I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and

> medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally

> accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the

> calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society

> have helped make our country great (not to imply that America is

> necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the

> race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual

> preference of the wishee.

>

> By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:

>

> This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely

> transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies

> no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for

> her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is

> revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted

> to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings

> for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday

> greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to

> replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole

> discretion of the wisher.

>

> Disclaimer: No trees were harmed in the sending of this message;

> however, a significant number of electrons were slightly

> inconvenienced.

[+ BenjaminNicholas]

Very nice. Looks like Daddyland has it's very own poet laureate

 

And, btw, it's 'Benjamin Nicholas.' You know what they say about publicity: Good or bad... as long as you spell the name correctly.

 

*wink*

 

 

BN

[+ purplekow]

>

>And, btw, it's 'Benjamin Nicholas.' You know what they say

>about publicity: Good or bad... as long as you spell the name

>correctly.

>I apologize for the misspell and you know it is strange cause I left out an A, and I am so much more inclined to push in the A... and BN that is not to suggest that your A isn't memorable.

 

Hppy Holidys to ll.

[Rick Munroe]

>Rick Monroe wrote post 6000, he told us with pride;

 

I think all of this talk about misspelling someone's last name is really silly...but by the way, who is this Rick Monroe that people often refer to?

 

Thanks back to you, P-kow. I've enjoyed your contributions here and elsewhere. ;-)

[ValleyDwellerNorth]

Who do I have to blow to get put in a poem around this joint!?

[jackhammer91406]

VDN,

I'll take one for the team.

[ValleyDwellerNorth]

>VDN,

>I'll take one for the team.

 

It only took me 4 minutes to get some cock in my mouth. One of the many reasons why I love this place. Get ready Jack, VDN's coming to dinner!

[Louis]

VDN...You can come to Canada if you know what I mean.

Louis

[ValleyDwellerNorth]

>VDN...You can come to Canada if you know what I mean.

>Louis

 

Do I ever! I am adding you to my Canadian "to DO list". I have never been to Canada. I am very much looking forward to the day I cross the boarder.

 

OK .. let me stop. This thread isn't about me.

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[JT Brooklyn]

Rick...MARILYN'S BROTHER? I thought anyway! LOL:P :P

[+ purplekow]

>Who do I have to blow to get put in a poem around this

>joint!?

Addendum:

 

Who can forget ValleyDwellerNorth

And so many more and so forth

 

Got cut in the final copy.

[+ deej]

Damned editors!

[ValleyDwellerNorth]

>Who can forget ValleyDwellerNorth

>And so many more and so forth

 

There is no doubt you are a fine bard,

Your way with words make me hard.

[+ purplekow]

>>Who can forget ValleyDwellerNorth

>>And so many more and so forth

>

>There is no doubt you are a fine bard,

>Your way with words make me hard.

>

>I have been know to be able to get men hard with my mouth but it never occured to me that I could just talk. Silly me.

[Louis]

And I assume you talk with your tongue....:-) and probably in cheek too...:-)

Louis

[+ purplekow]

>And I assume you talk with your tongue....:-) and probably in

>cheek too...:-)

>Louis

Tongue in cheek or tongue between cheeks hmmmm which is it?

[Juan Vancouver]

No, thank you.

 

Purplekow, and all of you guys,

 

Some close friend asked me recently why is it that I spend so much time in here, and it was only then that I realized I do. I rarely post, but I do come here everyday and am always amused and amazed by what happens here.

 

For many months now this message centre has been civil, polite, respectful, and it is a real pleasure to post anything knowing that one is not in severe danger of being caught in the middle of an infantile name-calling tirade. I for one, deeply appreciate this.

 

Thank you all for your contributions, for your disagreements, for your questions. I have really enjoyed myself here.

 

And of course, my best (and naughtiest) wishes to you all in this season of celebration, lewdness, drunkness, gluttony and excess. (Let's not forget Lust.)

 

A tight hug, a slow kiss, and hope to be able to keep reading you guys for a long time.

[+ purplekow]

RE: No, thank you.

 

>

>For many months now this message centre has been civil,

>polite, respectful, and it is a real pleasure to post anything

>knowing that one is not in severe danger of being caught in

>the middle of an infantile name-calling tirade. I for one,

>deeply appreciate this.

>

 

I agree that this has been a pleasurable read with some interesting insights, but a little bitchiness once and again can keep the sauce stirred and stops anything from sticking to the pot and burning.

So happy holidays to all the bitches out there too.

[Lookin]

RE: No, thank you.

 

< So happy holidays to all the bitches out there too. >

 

Why, thank you so much!

 

And the very same to you, with fond hopes that your sauce stays stirred, and your pot always burns brightly.