Oh Penis Tree, Oh Penis Tree....

[OneFinger]

Alan Parkin put the willies up his neighbours - with this naughty 10ft Christmas tree.

 

http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/m2/dec2006/0/5/76431013-0FD6-EF5D-0A595B6C8917D9C7.jpg

 

Not content with adding just a couple of baubles, Alan, 47, decorated the fir with red and white fairy lights outside his home in aptly named Penistone.

 

But his jolly green giant didn't exactly excite fellow residents and they complained to police. Proof, perhaps, that size isn't everything.

 

One said: "It's rather rude. There are children and teenagers about and I don't think it's good for them to see." Another fumed: "It's just obscene. We shouldn't have to put up with it."

 

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_headline=the-x-rated-xmas-tree&method=full&objectid=18247744&siteid=94762-name_page.html

[+ deej]

I want one! :7

[+ purplekow]

Hope it blooms

[+ deej]

A huge white trumpet-shaped blossom right at the tip!

 

(The bloom wouldn't be as effective on the side, of course.)

[Lookin]

< A huge white trumpet-shaped blossom right at the tip! >

 

And a big ol' pink foam tongue hanging out of the second story window . .

[+ deej]

Oh, you've met Barry?

[+ Oliver]

Maybe he should have wrapped in plastic - to promote safe sex. }(

Then maybe it woudn't have been as objectional to the neighbors!

[AdamSmith]

Soon they'll have to admonish him to trim his bush.

[Louis]

I guess he sould have hung a Rolling Stones symbol above it....where is Nick Jaggar when you need him?

Louis