If not screech then who?

[+ purplekow]

Dustin Diamond, best known as Screech in Saved by The Bell, is trying to promote a sex tape of him with two women. While no big fan of Screech, I wouldn't mind seeing a sex tape of present day Mario Lopez of Saved By the Bell and present day Rick Schroeder from Silver Spoons. Anyone else have a pairing of former child stars they would like to see in an adult sex tape?

[+ deej]

The closest you're likely to get for Lopez is this:

 

http://www.totallyhotmen.com/229/video-clips/mario-lopez-flopping-dick/

 

Note the jumprope portion. It's brief but ... ummm ... ACTIVE.

[Rick Munroe]

Joey Lawrence of Gimme a Break!

 

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/060919/060919_lawrence_vlg_8p.widec.jpg

[Candyman]

But he is so so smooth (and I'm not talking about his dancing) Don't tell us Rick that you are changing your taste in men!!!!

 

I claim Derek ::9

[+ purplekow]

My goodness that was quite the jump roping exhibition. I would love to see him do that without the sweats, though he looks to be in danger of poking himself in the eye if he does it.

 

Thanks for the Video

[Rick Munroe]

>But he is so so smooth (and I'm not talking about his

>dancing) Don't tell us Rick that you are changing your taste

>in men!!!!

 

Hey Candyman, you haven't been paying attention (bad boy). I have always said that I love many, many types of men (ages, colors, sizes, ethnicities, sexual orientations) and smooth guys are definitely one of them. What I've complained about is the almost complete absence of images of hairy guys in advertising, porn, etc., and that whenever anyone posts pics of guys here, they're almost always smooth. I just like a little variety and, in an ideal world, I'd like my type represented more. I also usually prefer naturally smooth to shaved/waxed, but that's because I love the silky buttery feeling of naturally smooth skin vs. the prickly sandpaper that can accompany the unnatural version.

 

>I claim Derek

 

You can have him, but be prepared to be put to work...he demands a lot of service in the bedroom. :9

[Candyman]

How can I pay attention to what you are writing when all I see is that cute bubble butt

 

The only time I'm good at multi tasking is when I'm in bed

[Rick Munroe]

>How can I pay attention to what you are writing when all I

>see is that cute bubble butt

 

Candyman, you chose the right name because you always have the sweetest things to say. :9

[J-Man]

And I assume you've heard that Screech's video ends with the infamous "Dirty Sanchez"?

[+ purplekow]

I hear tell that indeed a Dirty Sanchez is part of the video

 

There's an actor who was known only for Screech;

To keep his house he did porno in the breech;

A dirty Sanchez at the finale;

Was right up his alley;

So I would keep your face out of his shitty cock's reach