The Legend of the Dirty Sanchez

[beefeater]

This month's issue of GQ magazine has an interesting article entitled: "The Legend of the Dirty Sanchez". So, what's a "Dirty Sanchez" you ask?

 

The Dirty Sanchez is a sexual act that involves pulling out one's penis during anal sex and using it to smear one's partner's upper lip with feces... It might sound racist, but the name Sanchez was used because the fecal mustache is said to look like a Mexican. There is some disagreement if the anal smear is truly the "Dirty Sanchez". Some say if it's administered by a finger it's a Dirty Sanchez, but, if you use your penis you are, in fact, performing a "Dirty Rogriguez."

 

Other terms having new meaning in this article are; "donkey punch", "flying camel", and a "Hot Brown Sandwich".

 

Has anyone every done a Dirty Sanchez? and if so, why?

 

Maybe one of our talented photographers can find a picture to accompany this thread.

[OneFinger]

>Maybe one of our talented photographers can find a picture to accompany this thread.

 

Boy, it's amazing what you can find on Google. Here's one photo that is labeled as a "Dirty Sanchez".

 

http://www.umaine.edu/singers/images/2004-2005%20Season/Europe%20Tour%202004/dirty%20sanchez.JPG

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Apparently they actually sell devices so you can practice on yourself and then drive around in public.

 

http://deadspot.com/~orb/blog/poke.jpg http://grannygear.com/Assets/Images/Races/Moab/2002/My_Dirty_Sanchez.jpg

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However, it has an entirely different meaning in England. Dirty Sanchez is a TV show that minics Jackass or Steve-0. They even offer a DVD.

 

http://www.sillyprat.co.uk/shop/store/catalog/dirtysanchezbig.jpg

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For those that are more politically inclined, there is the Dirty Sanchez Doctrine.

 

http://www.internetweekly.org/images/bush_dirty_sanchez_doctrine.jpg

 

 

And, finally, here's a picture of Colin Powell after reading the Dirty Sanchez Doctrine.

 

http://www.hodgedup.com/pics/colin-powell-dirty-sanchez.jpg

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And, for the record, I've never done it and never will!!

[trilingual]

Could we move this to the fetish forum? I could have spent my entire life happily without ever having heard about this! :+

[VaHawk]

I could make the SAME observation about 99.99999999% of the postings on this mc in the last 1 1/2 years!, regardless of the topic!

 

Just peruse the MANY scintillating postings, posted here on this very single night alone! :o

[+ glutes]

Maybe this gives new meaning to 'one finger'?

 

http://deadspot.com/~orb/blog/poke.jpg

[VaHawk]

I JUST KNEW someone would post a reply that validated my observations! Thanks onefinger!, as YOU DA MAN!!! :7

[OneFinger]

>I JUST KNEW someone would post a reply that validated my observations! Thanks onefinger!, as YOU DA MAN!!!

 

Huh??? What in the hell are you talking about? I DID NOT post a reply to you. I've been very happy the past few months ignoring you.

 

So much for your "observations". Perhaps you should read the posts and verify the author before making a senseless response. Thought you would have learned that long ago. x(

[VaHawk]

>>I JUST KNEW someone would post a reply that validated my

>observations! Thanks onefinger!, as YOU DA MAN!!!

>

>Huh??? What in the hell are you talking about? I DID

>NOT post a reply to you. I've been very happy the past few

>months ignoring you.

 

Must be WHY, your response was posted under my observation, HUH?????

 

Likewise, I've been ECSTASTIC to ignore your rantings/ravings always, and not just the last few months, but ALWAYS!!!!

 

As I posited, and as your response to that proves, you make my point!

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>So much for your "observations". Perhaps you should read the

>posts and verify the author before making a senseless

>response. Thought you would have learned that long ago. x(

 

Perhaps, YOU should make SURE that YOU respond where you want, HUH??? BASICS, that even a novice would have learned LONG ago, HUH??? :7

 

PERHAPS, you, yourself, SHOULD learn how to read and comprehend, as I was not implying that you were responding to my post! DUH????????? , despite your own inference???

 

BTW: Do you truly flatter yourself, by believing that anyone, outside of you, yourself, gives a rat's ass about what cesspool you've dipped your ONE finger into (based upon the pic in your op in this thread), and how you seem to believe that those experiences lend credence to your obsevations/comments here??? REALLY? You do??, then LMFAO!!!! :7 :7 :7

[beefeater]

Great visuals, thanks. They tell the whole story.

 

I don't know why this article is in GQ magazine, but here are some other terms related to the "Dirty Sanchez".

 

Out to Trilingual, stop reading now... You're such a baby. :-)

 

Cleveland Steamer: dump/chest

Hot Lunch: dump/mouth

Glass Bottom Boat: dump/Saran wrap/mouth

Blumpkin: fellatio/toilet

Cold Lunch: fellatio/vomit

Swimmer's Ear: semen/ear

Greek: semen/eyes

Jelly Doughnut: semen/eyes/punch/blood

[jackhammer91406]

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>Just peruse the MANY scintillating postings, posted here on

>this very single night alone! :o

 

 

Well, help us all out Hawk, try something unusual for you, and start a thread that will elevate the conversation around here and edify us.

 

Come on, dazzle me.

[OneFinger]

VaHawk,

 

Perhaps you should check the AUTHOR before making a hasty and stupid reply. The picture with the comment concerning OneFinger was posted by GLUTES not me.

 

I'd ask for an apology for your obvious error but hell hasn't frozen over so there's no chance of that happening. x(

 

I'll not go back to ignoring you and would appreciate you doing the same for me. Of all the people I've encountered in cyberspace, you are truly one of the most disgusting. We can only thank God that we live in widely different areas of the country because I'd never want to actually run into you in person.