Wait...what did you say?

[+ jeezopete]

During a lap dance recently, I was looking up at the naked dancer standing over me. (His feet were on the bench where I was seated which provides a great view of a naked man. ) Despite the loud music, I heard him ask, “Would you like to blow me?” Of course, I quickly answered, “Sure!” He then jumped down from the bench & reached for the small backpack/bag he’d brought in with him, saying, “I have some here, do you want to do some with me now?”

Well, I was still sober enough to realize then that he’d actually asked, “Do you like blow?” I quickly declined, with the excuse that I’d need a clear head to drive back to my hotel soon. He assured me that anytime I wanted some, he’d hook me up. The whole scene felt awkward at the time, but now it just makes me laugh.

[Smurof]

Well if that doesn't kill the mood. Who knew you can turn down two kinds of blow at once?

[+ tassojunior]

Actually blow and blow me are opposite. No one on blow is going to have much of an erection. Now bottoming and oral guys are exceptional on it. No one gives head like a cokehead.

[+ friendofsheila]

I recall not hearing a lap dancer, too.

 

It was during one of those multi-dancer sessions, with many of them working the audience in the theater-style seats. One sat on the back of the seat in front of me, and just sat there, waiting. I wasn't interested so I said, "No thank you" as best as I could over the really loud music.He said something to me, but I couldn't hear.

 

If I read his facial expression correctly, I think he said, "That is SO rude."

 

Weird.