SHAVE YOUR BALLS?

[+ Tom Isern]

Hey guys: Quick survey question here. How many of you shave your balls? Any method suggestions?

 

This strange practice had never occurred to me until a friend taught me how several years ago. It's actually very easy and quick. And balls seem even safer than faces to shave--never nicked mine, anyway. Be sure they're good and wet--in the shower works great. Use hand lotion or soap. Shave away!

 

And the reward? Why bother? Because a shaved scrotum is about 50 times more sensitive than its hair-encrusted, porcupinal cousin. And the guy licking them won't have to pull strands of pubes out of his teeth for two weeks. Try it if you haven't. You'll like it!

 

(I'm assuming this has never been discussed in a previous post...but if it has, I'm sure someone will point it out.)

[+ deej]

It has been discussed before, of course, but what hasn't? LOL

 

I like your approach to the topic and nominate you to make an instructional video you can share with all of us. }(

[Greathands]

A porn star once told me that the best thing to use is hair conditioner ... any variety, even the cheap brands.

[whipped guy]

>And the guy licking them won't have to

>pull strands of pubes out of his teeth for two weeks.

 

Tom, you've just given a lot of guys the ultimate excuse not to use dental floss. The Amerian Dental Association won't be happy.... :7

[JT Brooklyn]

Whip..Definitely a Nice set of Shaved Balls is the Best! Actually I am a "like'm Shaved" all over type of Guy. But Unfortunately, most guy's are just to Lazy to go thru the motions!

 

A very Popular "Workin Guy" showed me the way to shave'em, along time ago. The Secret... Slow & Easy is the Secret! LOL :P

[Samai139]

I've shaved my balls for several years, and love the smooth, non-hairy feel and look. Never had a problem in "nicking" or cutting anything that wasn't supposed to be cut. ) Do it in the shower--using shampoo, soap, shaving lather, or if you are careful, just running water. Make sure the razorblade is new and sharp. If you don't moisturize your other parts, start, and include your scrotum---ummmm, always feels good. If you are a heavy sweater. Gold Bond Powder is good, but I'm sure there are expensive body powders out there that would add a pleasant smell as well as absorbency.

Have FUN and your partners will as well.

[+ Oliver]

>Actually I am a "like'm Shaved" all over type of Guy.

 

JT -

It's no wonder, then, that you liked our mutual "new acquaintance" }( - since he's totally "smooth"!!! It is very nice.

[guptasa1]

I shave my balls (base of shaft too) and love 'em nice and smooth. First time's a pain, but after that, it's very easy and quick!

 

Used to use a Venus Divine; now I use a Gillette Fusion (unpowered). Aveeno Positively Smooth as the shaving cream of choice.

 

I've been doing this for a couple years now, and in that time I've only gotten a couple nicks (and they're never bad if they do happen).

[BigK]

How often do you have to shave your balls once you start?

[stripper_tipper]

OK, I loved the smooth feeling, but got tired of shaving...so...I had my balls lasered! It takes a few treatments to kill all the hair cycles. First couple treatments, they didn't use any numbing creme and is NOT fun. Make sure they use that creme! There's nothing like a set of smooth low-hangers to nibble on....

[Samai139]

Depends--I don't shave every day, but wait until the stubble begins to be noticeable to me OR if I know I'm going to be with someone--then I shave the day before. When I know I'm going to be in a place like Montreal, may shave more often )

[whipped guy]

> First couple of treatments, they didn't use any numbing creme and is NOT fun.

 

Sounds like fun to me!!}(

[JT Brooklyn]

Whip..No Doubt in my mind! Now you will have to come up with a Name for The Procedure, in the BDSM Listing's! LOL :P

[Vincent_Michael]

I love to shave my balls, I love to have them licked and played with not to mention i love playing with them to hehe.

[RockHard]

WHAT IF YOU HAVE BALLS FOR BRAINS?

 

"I love to have them licked and played with not to mention i love playing with them to hehe."

 

Tom Isern is in such great company. Maybe he should call Chi Chi and propose a new porn entitled, "Grade School Teacher's Pet." There he could live out his boy fantasies and hopefully teach these youngin's an English lesson or...too?

 

Where is Benjamin Nicholas when you need him?

[Guest TNT Ted]

I don't understand the attraction to a shaved crotch -- or chest or legs or pits, for that matter. Shouldn't all this conversation be in the Fetish Forum folder? :-)

 

Where are the hairy body lovers?

[whipped guy]

I plan on contacting the folks at Wikipedia shortly to post an update to the BDSM page.

[guptasa1]

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>How often do you have to shave your balls once you start?

 

I usually shave 'em every 2 days after my shower. (We're talking about 2-3 minutes of time total here.) Sometimes I wait 3 or 4 days, and you won't really have problems even if you wait a week or so, though you will start to feel a bit prickly there. (Though honestly, once in a great while that can be a turnon in itself for me...it's a rather odd sensation, though I'm not sure a partner would like it. lol.)

[Guest ReturnOfS]

I don't shave my balls. I actually don't grow hair down there.

[mmk]

I also have no hair on my balls at all. But I do agree with the poster who said about shaving with hair conditioner. I will shave my chest hair (which there is not alot of) and use conditioner sometimes. Also, using a pre-shave oil underneath a shave cream if shaving various area makes the shave so much smoother and easier.

[+ Tom Isern]

RE: WHAT IF YOU HAVE BALLS FOR BRAINS?

 

Hey Rockhead,

 

Are you capable of basic reading comprehension? You are quoting and mocking Michael Vincent--that line, and the confusion of "to" and "too," are NOT my work. You owe Michael an apology.

 

Don't worry about me; I've become inured to your myopia.

[RockHard]

RE: WHAT IF YOU HAVE BALLS FOR BRAINS?

 

"You are quoting and mocking Michael Vincent--that line, and the confusion of "to" and "too," are NOT my work.

 

But this juvenile thread is YOUR work.

 

Actually, the mocking was all for you, sweetie. Mr. Vincent was simply the catalyst. Frankly, I think every man who has ever wasted a dime on you deserves an apology. What are the chances that'll ever happen, dearest? :-)

[+ Tom Isern]

RE: WHAT IF YOU HAVE BALLS FOR BRAINS?

 

Actually, Rockh**d, you raise an interesting point, but before I point to it, I'll answer your question. I did have a client who came to see me one night and for a variety of reasons my performance was terrible. He got his apology. And I didn't have to return the money because I wouldn't accept any. Fortunately that was a singular occurrence—so far. I try to learn from my mistakes and improve my services.

 

But really, Rockh**d, I've been around the block enough not to be intimidated by specious criticisms like yours. I'm actually honored by the fact that someone whose posts are as vapid as yours dislikes me. Do you ever actually sit and *think* before rushing in to “share anecdotes from your life”? A more thoughtful adversary might actually be worrisome.

 

Here's what I find interesting about your response: I would suspect that most escorts, in an environment where they could be really honest, would admit to a bad client interaction or two. That's the reality of any business environment. I frequently encounter on this message board, however, the assumption that one bad review reveals the "truth"—that it is capable of "setting right" all the good reviews—as if the truth lies with the perspective of the one client who was dissatisfied and all the satisfied reviews can therefore be dismissed.

 

Most clients, I would suspect, are wise enough that, in their own mind, they review the reviewer...which is, to bring this missive full circle, precisely why I don't worry about the nasty things you write about me.

[RockHard]

You're so vain...

 

"Actually, Rockh**d, you raise an interesting point, but before I point to it, I'll answer your question."

 

Sweetie, the question was rhetorical. You're so vain, I'll bet you think this post is about you.

 

"But really, Rockh**d, I've been around the block enough not to be intimidated by specious criticisms like yours."

 

Intimidation? Specious? Oh, honey, step away from the daytime soaps and find a companion with an open wallet. You're so vain, I'll bet you think I have an agenda against you.

 

"I'm actually honored by the fact that someone whose posts are as vapid as yours dislikes me."

 

Vapid? Now there's a prime example of the T-Fal pot calling the Alessi kettle black. What nerve!

 

Dislikes? Why I don't even know you, dawg! You're so vain, no wonder you feel honored that Vanna Vapid gives you a moment of her time. Dear Donna Delusion, I merely respond to some of the silly (specious and vapid) things you write.

 

"Here's what I find interesting about your response: I would suspect that most escorts, in an environment where they could be really honest, would admit to a bad client interaction or two. That's the reality of any business environment. I frequently encounter on this message board, however, the assumption that one bad review reveals the "truth"—that it is capable of "setting right" all the good reviews—as if the truth lies with the perspective of the one client who was dissatisfied and all the satisfied reviews can therefore be dismissed."

 

SAY WHAT! I must be having a pretty-blonde moment because that potty-bowl of gibberish just flew over my mile-high hair-do. Only a fool would refuse to see a great film that had only 9-out-of-10 good reviews. But, in case you haven't noticed, there are plenty of fools in them there hills. Many men just don't care about looking beyond a cock. In the words of Ryan Seacrest, "You're safe."

 

"Most clients, I would suspect, are wise enough that, in their own mind, they review the reviewer...which is, to bring this missive full circle, precisely why I don't worry about the nasty things you write about me."

 

Nasty? Why I don't have a mean bone in my vixen body. Review? I've never written a review of you. You're so vain, I'll bet you think all the Lounge threads are about you.

 

Btw, my vapid opinion earns quite an income. Shall we compare savings account balances, dear?

[Rick Munroe]

RE: You're so vain...

 

>You're so vain,

>I'll bet you think all the Lounge threads are about you.

 

They're really about me, right?