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https://rentmen.eu/DimitriFitXL

 

He fucks like a king! I love the brazen boldness of it. For some reason it's endearing to me. :D

 

On his PlanetRomeo profile he has this:

"ORDER ME NOW THE BEST SEX EVER IN YOUR LIFE STOP LOOKING FOR OTHER ESCORTS CALL ME"

 

I just love that it's all in caps.

 

He was in Antwerp last night and he lists on his Rentmen that he's "Vers/top" so I texted him, asking him if he would bottom, but I never got a response.

 

Then today I see that on his Planetromeo that he lists himself as "Top only". So I guess that's why he didn't get back to me about me asking if he'd bottom.

 

A bit odd though that he advertises his bubble butt in his profile when he doesn't bottom. (Like in he says he has the best bubble butt in the world). But I see a lot of inconsistensies like that in ads, to be honest. Like listing as a top but then saying in the ad text that they're very versatile...

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There are many interpretations of "Versatile Top". For some it means a versatile guy who gravitates toward top. For others it might mean a top who is affectionate and into mutual oral, but rarely or never bottoms. One of my favorite versatile top escorts from the '90s was adamant that versatile tops don't bottom, and that he used the term to differentiate between his preferences and those of rough trade tops.

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https://rentmen.eu/DimitriFitXL

 

He fucks like a king! I love the brazen boldness of it. For some reason it's endearing to me. :D

 

On his PlanetRomeo profile he has this:

"ORDER ME NOW THE BEST SEX EVER IN YOUR LIFE STOP LOOKING FOR OTHER ESCORTS CALL ME"

 

I just love that it's all in caps.

 

He was in Antwerp last night and he lists on his Rentmen that he's "Vers/top" so I texted him, asking him if he would bottom, but I never got a response.

 

Then today I see that on his Planetromeo that he lists himself as "Top only". So I guess that's why he didn't get back to me about me asking if he'd bottom.

 

A bit odd though that he advertises his bubble butt in his profile when he doesn't bottom. (Like in he says he has the best bubble butt in the world). But I see a lot of inconsistensies like that in ads, to be honest. Like listing as a top but then saying in the ad text that they're very versatile...

 

I’m pretty sure he put that there to piss me off.

 

 

Lol, not really. I’m going to assume that he likes to be rimmed. Plus, from my experience there are many total bottoms that love butts. Hell, women love guys with a nice butt.

 

I wish he would clarify that he only tops in his RentMen profile. I still don’t like the Verse/top option. If you use it, at least explain it!

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I’m pretty sure he put that there to piss me off.

I know, right?? :D I had been eyeing his Rentmen ad for a while, but Amsterdam is quite far for me to travel. Also, I hadn't found his PlanetRomeo ad yet so all I knew was that he was Vers/top. And then yesterday evening I saw him pop up on the Antwerp Rentmen grid I got all giddy with excitement. Until I found his Planetromeo ad.

 

I wish he would clarify that he only tops in his RentMen profile. I still don’t like the Verse/top option. If you use it, at least explain it!

I've seen a number of guys clarify it somewhat in their ads here. They say that they're versatile but just more of a top.

 

There are many interpretations of "Versatile Top". For some it means a versatile guy who gravitates toward top. For others it might mean a top who is affectionate and into mutual oral, but rarely or never bottoms. One of my favorite versatile top escorts from the '90s was adamant that versatile tops don't bottom, and that he used the term to differentiate between his preferences and those of rough trade tops.

That's interesting, I've never heard that there are many interpretations. I've only ever seen it being interpreted as a vers guy that gravitates towards topping. Affection and oral I've always seen seperately defined (in escorts ads).

 

That escort from the '90s makes me think about people that don't eat meat but still chicken and fish and still call themselves vegetarian. It's like: you're not a vegetarian if you're still eating fish or chicken! That just adds to the confusion! It's thanks to people like them I get offered fish or chicken at gatherings when I let people know I'm a vegetarian. :rolleyes::eek::D (Well, I've since gone vegan so people just back away in fear now.)

If you're a vers top you should take it up the butt! Up the butt! Up. The. Butt. (Disclaimer: everyone has the right to define their own sexual preferences and the way they communicate these. I'm just lightly joking here.)

 

Sorry, I'm still in mourning that I didn't get to rail Dimitri. :D:D

 

I saw that Kurtis Wolfe changed his ad from top only to Vers/top, maybe I should ask him? :) And then Rafael Lords (this made me sad) has switched to TOP ONLY in his ad. :(:(:(:( Although in his ad text he says to go ahead and ask about what you like to do because he "is very versatile". :confused: I'm CONFUSED.

I just want to put things (i.e. my dick) up a hot guy's butt. :oops:

(Oh and this last paragraph is just me being silly. Although I was confused by Rafael Lord's ad.)

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OMG I got a response from Dimitri!!!!

 

AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS!! :eek::confused:

 

So! Sunday evening I sent him a text asking if he bottoms, French kisses and does mutual oral. Then I said if the answer to all these is yes, I'd be interested in a date. Then nothing happened (as detailed in the posts above).

 

But today, as a response, he sent me a picture. Just ONE picture with no text... And the picture is one of him posing with his ass out and bedroom eyes that just scream "come hither" (it's a new picture even, not one that's on his ads). Soooo... What does it all mean? Why's he showing off his ass to me? I'm so turned on and confused now!!! Hahaha.

 

How should I respond? Please, help me. :rolleyes:

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OMG I got a response from Dimitri!!!!

 

AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS!! :eek::confused:

 

So! Sunday evening I sent him a text asking if he bottoms, French kisses and does mutual oral. Then I said if the answer to all these is yes, I'd be interested in a date. Then nothing happened (as detailed in the posts above).

 

But today, as a response, he sent me a picture. Just ONE picture with no text... And the picture is one of him posing with his ass out and bedroom eyes that just scream "come hither" (it's a new picture even, not one that's on his ads). Soooo... What does it all mean? Why's he showing off his ass to me? I'm so turned on and confused now!!! Hahaha.

 

How should I respond? Please, help me. :rolleyes:

 

I would think he’s letting you know he is available to bottom or it’s a bait and switch scenario. In that maybe he's implying that he would or does, but won’t once you’re in his company.

 

I would try to confirm for sure that he would bottom. If he won’t give you a direct answer, I say move on.

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I would think he’s letting you know he is available to bottom or it’s a bait and switch scenario. In that maybe he's implying that he would or does, but won’t once you’re in his company.

 

I would try to confirm for sure that he would bottom. If he won’t give you a direct answer, I say move on.

Awesome, thanks for the advice. Sending him a reply now.

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Okay, so an update. We texted back and forth a little (he's very sparse in his replies): he does bottom, gives oral but only with a condom and doesn't kiss. No kissing is a dealbreaker so I declined to book but I thanked him for getting back to me and communicating openly.

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“That’s all” the dick he has standing at 6’6? I guess God doesn’t give with both hands after all.

That's all??

That's like a full two-hander and then some! 8" is 8", no matter how tall a guy is... :confused:

 

Take a tape measurer and let it hang 8" between your legs. That ain't small, no matter the size of the guy it's attached to. ;)

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I'm not convinced that the dick pics match the man in the other pics. Abs and body hair in pic 14 don't seem consistent with the rest of his pics, and that one would have to have been taken before he got the ab tattoo. Pics 11 and 14 may not be a match for each other. 11 looks like an uncut dick.

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https://rentmen.eu/DimitriFitXL

 

He fucks like a king! I love the brazen boldness of it. For some reason it's endearing to me. :D

 

On his PlanetRomeo profile he has this:

"ORDER ME NOW THE BEST SEX EVER IN YOUR LIFE STOP LOOKING FOR OTHER ESCORTS CALL ME"

 

I just love that it's all in caps.

 

He was in Antwerp last night and he lists on his Rentmen that he's "Vers/top" so I texted him, asking him if he would bottom, but I never got a response.

 

Then today I see that on his Planetromeo that he lists himself as "Top only". So I guess that's why he didn't get back to me about me asking if he'd bottom.

 

A bit odd though that he advertises his bubble butt in his profile when he doesn't bottom. (Like in he says he has the best bubble butt in the world). But I see a lot of inconsistensies like that in ads, to be honest. Like listing as a top but then saying in the ad text that they're very versatile...

 

Hot ass also!

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I mean considering 8 is usually a hard 7 since the boys like to round up. I guess?
Ah, okay, yeah. But 7" is still big! I feel like porn and our obsession with big dicks (in general) has really skewed with our perceptions.

Both my hands on top of one another measure 7.5", so that's how I do my checking when I'm with a guy. :D I wrap my two hands around it and then see if it sticks out or not.

 

I'm not convinced that the dick pics match the man in the other pics. Abs and body hair in pic 14 don't seem consistent with the rest of his pics, and that one would have to have been taken before he got the ab tattoo. Pics 11 and 14 may not be a match for each other. 11 looks like an uncut dick.
Oh, yeah, they're fake. Saw that on the first look.

 

He's Mediterranean but lists his languages as English and Dutch.

 

BFE is way down on his list. No mention of kissing.

He doesn't kiss, he told me through text. He also lists Greek, doesn't he? He lives in Amsterdam so it'd be possible he speaks Dutch. Dutch is my first language but I communicated in English with him.
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OMG I got a response from Dimitri!!!!

 

AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS!! :eek::confused:

 

So! Sunday evening I sent him a text asking if he bottoms, French kisses and does mutual oral. Then I said if the answer to all these is yes, I'd be interested in a date. Then nothing happened (as detailed in the posts above).

 

But today, as a response, he sent me a picture. Just ONE picture with no text... And the picture is one of him posing with his ass out and bedroom eyes that just scream "come hither" (it's a new picture even, not one that's on his ads). Soooo... What does it all mean? Why's he showing off his ass to me? I'm so turned on and confused now!!! Hahaha.

 

How should I respond? Please, help me. :rolleyes:

i think hes saying his ass is open for business :p

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he seems expensive for Europe at €250, but he seems to have another planet romeo profile where he states he's versatile and his rate is even higher!

https://www.planetromeo.com/#/hunq/DimitriSexBomb

Yeah, that's the first profile of him that I found. But it seems to be no longer active. When there's no date or time next to the user name, it means they haven't logged in for over a month. So I'm guessing he's only using his new profile. Don't know why he didn't delete the old one (or just appended it).

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https://rentmen.eu/DimitriFitXL

 

He fucks like a king! I love the brazen boldness of it. For some reason it's endearing to me. :D

 

On his PlanetRomeo profile he has this:

"ORDER ME NOW THE BEST SEX EVER IN YOUR LIFE STOP LOOKING FOR OTHER ESCORTS CALL ME"

 

I just love that it's all in caps.

 

He was in Antwerp last night and he lists on his Rentmen that he's "Vers/top" so I texted him, asking him if he would bottom, but I never got a response.

 

Then today I see that on his Planetromeo that he lists himself as "Top only". So I guess that's why he didn't get back to me about me asking if he'd bottom.

 

A bit odd though that he advertises his bubble butt in his profile when he doesn't bottom. (Like in he says he has the best bubble butt in the world). But I see a lot of inconsistensies like that in ads, to be honest. Like listing as a top but then saying in the ad text that they're very versatile...

 

It looks like he changed his profile name to SpartanGiant and now lists himself as "Versatile/Bottom." He does not kiss and he does not list oral under "I Am Into:" I guess this guy is still trying to figure our his niche and what he is comfortable doing for clients?

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It looks like he changed his profile name to SpartanGiant and now lists himself as "Versatile/Bottom." He does not kiss and he does not list oral under "I Am Into:" I guess this guy is still trying to figure our his niche and what he is comfortable doing for clients?

 

He lists kissing in his into's. Maybe he meant to say he doesn't kiss and tell in his ad copy? I'd contact him and ask to be certain if he kisses or not.

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