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He's baaaaack. ☺

Thanks but the thread you tagged discussed the other alex, single x.

Please note, this is not the Alex sanz in NYC and previously Philly https://rent.men/Alexxsanz/ Thanks

A friend of mine and I watch them for laughs. We've made a list of standard plot devices. High powered exec finds love while visiting small town, widowed parent finds love, magic of love solves problem, etc. Plenty more. Ha

Um, I'm wondering if you realize that it was a joke.

Anyone?

My mom's best friend used to make a 6 layer chocolate sponge cake filled with chocolate whipped cream and covered with a kind of fudge-like icing. God, it was like the best sex ever.

Tap water for me. I'm too cheap to buy bottled water.

For me the real question is, do vegans feel that beast feeding is animal abuse?

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I think a person can be too aware of how good looking he/she may be. I once dated a guy who was absolutely stunning. Imagine the statue of David with a solid 8" cock. He never showed any awareness of how attractive he was. That lack of awareness made him even more attractive.

3 months before my 18th birthday. About the closest to average I've ever been.

Worst unique name I've ever run across? La-ah. Pronounced "LaDASHah". At least it wasn't pronounced "LaHYPHENah".

Mmmmmm. Love a man who can fffox trot.

As my Grandma used to say, "It's nice to share."

Would love to partner him in the horizontal Mambo. Mmm

Lowest in my area, $2.99 cash up to $3.19 credit. That's within a 5 mile section of my home.

Dcguy requested no public messages, how do I pm him?

https://rent.men/TysonSteele He's coming to my area and thinking of hiring Weds.

Always struck me as tall timber with soft wood.

Always at least 15 minutes early. I make the coffee (self preservation as most of my colleagues make horrible coffee), run updates on my computer, check overnight emails, etc. I never touch my phone before opening hours.

A number of my family members have taken the test, mom, her 1st cousins, and a few 2nd cousins. We had already traced mom's family to the German/French border in the 15th century through traditional means. The test results were interesting. A number of N. African markers as well as Spanish and Portuguese. Perhaps a wayward sailor ended up inland? Haha During our traditional search we did find a few interesting tidpits. Church records of children we never knew about and a few byblows that had been rumored about.

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In my family it's the white sheep who stand out in the family photos.

A younger guy recently asked me for my phone number. All I could think was "The sweater I'm wearing is older than you are." I had the good sense to keep it to myself. And no, the sweater wasn't purposely vintage. And yes, I gave him my number.