MysticMenace

Kissing a guy where? On the lips, or elsewhere? ?

You can PM me your address so I can send over my invoice. Or sending to my address an 8-piece spicy dark meat chicken delivery from Popeyes will do. LMAO.

Sorry @samhexum for the tangent! But @jjkrkwood, I thought the Palm Springs event was more for clients to get together (at least that was what I gathered) versus a competition, coz lol, I would certainly lose. And, I love some deviled eggs!

would still like proof that you are undoubtedly gay - Palm Springs 2021? ?

Hallmark Christmas Hotties

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I think the gif is cropped - I'd like the full view please (and he can drop the pants). Lol.

if he's still looking for where to place those balls, I may have an idea ?

LMAO. Still does not get old - them decorative towels!!!

wow, quite stunning and veiny (pic 25 of 97) ? wonder if he does remote service calls for his job (pic 79 of 97), might need to get a jump (and bump), a (massage) oil change, and (man engine) fluid flush ?; even hotter if he provides those services on location. lol. he might still be testing the waters of his market and his rate might change later, and if that happens or if he visits DC, would not mind taking a veiny one for the team.

To be honest, it has been a hot minute since I saw TheView but used to be one of my not-so-guilty pleasures. Lol, I could totally be down for an extended lunch or weekend viewing of a bunch of daytime talk shows with some adult beverages ?

I enjoyed the company of @Coolwave35, @Hello, and @sam.fitzpatrick at the Adonis Live event. They are good people. Based on recent posts, would love to kiki, chill on the couch and watch The Real and The Wendy Williams show with @samhexum and @jjkrkwood. I look forward to meeting more at the 2021 Palm Springs event - you should consider coming. As far as stories go, as much as I enjoy posting things on the forum, I would want to savor those moments with other members personally, but happy to talk to you about them when we meet up in person ?

Any good "The Golden Girls" quote(s) for this topic?

@Jarrod_Uncut - please know that what I am about to lay out here, I am laying out with no ill-intent. I, by no means, am an experienced client or a connoisseur of providers, but I have had a share of regular providers and masseurs and hope there is something in what the forum members here have offered and what I am about to objectively lay out below that you can take away to gain more regular clients: Strategic / Personal While it is admirable to have and to follow-through on your non-negotiable requirement of an advanced deposit (% of fee), and as you said, this is how you operate, please recognize that you might not expect the same pool of new or returning clients compared to someone who do not require one. Logic would dictate to have an increased regular clientele, you have to increase or expand your client pool, so you may have to acknowledge that how you decide to operate (which is well within your prerogative), might compromise your want to expand your clientele. If you want to change that, revisit whether your operational requirements are indeed non-negotiable. Be careful and diligent with your online and social media presence - a lot of times it is not what we say but how we say things that can turn people off, this forum included. You acknowledged that there is not enough regulars because you have been in a town that you believe has a condescending vibe towards sex workers. You also acknowledge the concentrated market in high-volume cities. Therefore, while there may be some regulars in certain cities that you visit, you would want to attract a fresh client pool from where you can gain more regulars. How you present yourself, not just in the advertisements, but in online interactions, can inadvertently create a brand that may work for or against you. There are already a few forum members that were turned off by the responses not just in this thread but in other threads within this forum. I understand the sentiment that you have to address posts that appear (or are) judgmental or lies (or have a skewed impression of you), but there is an art to a response (and non-response) that one has to develop. I may speak out of turn here, but as much as this forum welcomes clients and providers alike, this is still a predominantly client-based forum, and it would be a missed opportunity to abruptly cut those possible connections - and their first, second, and third-level connections - through the same escorting vehicles to which you are subscribed if we do not introspect before we publish our reactions. I believe there is a way to still be 100% real with how you feel without possibly alienating potential new client pools. Operational Heed the advice of @haring222, he has plenty of good ones. The next bullets expound on the ones that resonate with me. From @haring222: Change up the way you are marketing yourself. Different approach to your verbiage might be in order. Notably, Might want to keep the data across the platforms consistent (e.g., weight on RentMen and RentMasseur do not match). It might seem so nuanced, but diligent clients do a lot of research and sometimes get turned off by inconsistent data, which then potentially reduces your possible new client pool. Might want to keep the data within the platform consistent. For example, within RentMen, consider these nuances that a client might consider inconsistent: (a) profile title description saying 'Jock' and 'Top' rated when position and style say, 'Versatile/Top,' 'Guy Next Door,' respectively; (b) plenty of references to preferred notice (2+ hours, 24 hours notice, a day or two notice, at least 1 hour notice), which from the rest of the profile drives across the point that you do not want time wasters, but the different timelines and overemphasis on this could detract possible new clients from moving forward. Solicit feedback on the ABCs portion of your profile. Some forum members have already expressed their opinion. I understand the intent for the advanced notice (A), being serious about your time (B), and consideration with references to reimbursement for cancellation ©, all of which still drive home and quite loudly that you do not want time wasters. I think you may have succeeded in weeding out some time wasters, but having an expounded and for some, seemingly belittling (ABCs) demonstration of these requirements, might have weeded out potential new clients. Might want to be consistent on how you want clients to see you - a Jock who tends to be assertive, a Guy Next Door, a charming boyfriend and what that looks like. The profile does tend to read very transactional (do not waste my time, 30+ 5-star reviews, specialties, do not waste my time) and could come across as someone who is not very approachable or client-centric. In addition, some clients also glean a lot from interview responses on RentMen, please consider revisiting your responses to the questions and sanity check how that comes across from a perspective of a client and whether, based on reading those responses, would elicit new clientele to want to reach out. On RentMasseur, consider revisiting the phrase, 'professionally trained in sports/erotic touch,' as how it is worded could confuse potential new clients if the session would actually include any therapeutic portions should one choose sensual or erotic. I do like the "milk chocolate you have creamed for and that jungle juice you need to," quite spicy! On A4A, consider revisiting the following: (a) full profile with pic preferred+ as potential new clients who would prefer to be anonymous might be inclined not to pursue you with this requirement; (b) for some less-technologically savvy clientele, might be good to write out what C/P/V stand for. [*]From @haring222; Keep copious notes before booking and more intense notes after the session. I know you mentioned that you remember just about every client and what they are into. I do not think that is sustainable, and you may be surprised on what things you might not remember if you do not jot down the things that clients tell you. It does not have to be the sexual things they are into. For me personally, I find providers that are able to recall and bring up to subsequent appointments conversations that I did not think would be picked up (e.g., favorite fruit, what I did the day before or the morning of meeting the provider, what I was planning to do on the closest holiday around the time I met with the provider) are the ones I have tended to keep as regulars. It shows me that they pay attention and have invested the time and energy to want to keep me as a regular client. Hope you take these points as constructive and helpful feedback for you to gain more regular clients. Best wishes!

Sure, @samhexum - you can just donate $3.5 million to the JoeMendoza gofundme page so I can buy the Houghton chateau.

Adrienne was about to spill Yolanda's last name...lol.

she be sparklin' and shimmerin' in that number. and it was clear that the other hosts still connect and miss having Tam-Tam on the show, e'erone (except for G) got teary-eyed.

I third that request! Even better if there is a video of you playing with yourself as homecoming king ?

Team Player of the Year: @Hung_Cody Consistently takes one (or big ones) for the team when lots of forum members are curious as to whether a new provider is worth hiring.

It was a Justin Timberlake concert with Pink as the opening act in Spring 2007.

Most Adorable Forum Throuple: @marylander1940, @WilliamM, @MikeBiDude All guised under the banters amongst each other for allegedly hijacking threads and what not, but deep down, we know something is going on ??

so...did you? ??, guess it could give a whole new meaning to fucking yourself over. lol.

how quick was the bumping? did you bump into him ass up? lol.

Thanks for this thread! Maybe I should do something special for my birthday in 2 weeks (I can DM you my address should you feel compelled to send me gifts - nice or kinky...lol). I probably would just want a really relaxing time to myself although I did schedule an erotic massage with my favorite local masseur on that day. There are other years when I would just treat myself to a spa - get my nails did, haircut, facials (like actual facials not the ? kind).

Trying to start something fun here that we can do every year. I was reading through my high school yearbook last night and forgot about the section of HS superlatives and thought we could do that here. It is also a way to appreciate longstanding forum members (clients, providers, masseurs, and lurkers alike) who have helped expanded and grown this forum to what it is now today. It could also be a fun way to throw some fun and classy shade at someone who probably deserves it ? (and nobody better nominate me for the thirstiest client in 2020 - that simply ain't the truth). Spread some love and recognize someone amazing in this forum!