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Oh, then that totally makes sense now! Lol.

or if he's open to having multiple names, im sure he wouldn't mind being called another..."Oh God, give it to me BigDaddy!"

As much as I think getting sequined could be fun, I'll provide some comments: seabed or by an active volcano - coz nobody wants to die just to bust some nuts running rollercoaster - coz you're strapped on but not in the kinky way any set of The 700 Club - coz people be getting the judgey eyes...

As long as I have my coffee, I'm good for the most part. But more honestly, probably am just too lazy to make myself breakfast in the morning - my kinda breakfast is big - e.g., fluffy scrambled eggs with crispy bacon or sausage or a nice Benedict or McDonald's sausage burrito with hash browns.

how am I staying in my round, voluptuous shape? easy. sit in my chair for hours while working, eat crap, sleep.

lol, u sure that's the only thing u forgot? lmao

man, I need to simplify my morning routine. mine typically goes (more recently) like - remove CPAP from nose, turn off CPAP open laptop, check notifications on this forum, like or reply to posts where I think I can put some whimsy or smart-ass replies to it check RM for any missed RM messages check OF for any new updates or replies from creators and watch new content (and do post #7 if applicable) check boyfriend.tv for new content or go back to favorites (and do post #7 if applicable x2 or 3 depending on mood or horniness level) undress to go to bathroom pee, take a dump (or do both at the same time) - this takes a while, then wipe ass thoroughly wash hands at sink shower, poke finger into hole with body wash for good measure get out of shower and dry up comb hair (into style in my avatar) use earbuds to clean ears brush teeth open dryer (I know, am lazy) to get and put on underwear, socks, and undershirt get dressed put water in coffee mug and heat up in microwave for 90 seconds, put 3-in-1 instant coffee sachet into coffee mug and stir log onto computer start work I can probably cut some stuff from this list, but I don't know if I should start it off with cutting bullets 2 thru 5. ?‍♂️

Thanks! Lol, im subscribed to these (except LE) but didn't even bother to think if the names are just what they are or they're based on actual people. lol

Oh Lucas is an actual person? Are Corbin (from Corbin Fisher) and Sean (from Sean Cody) real people too?

Totally had overlooked this. What? ? Did they know you were doing it? Did they initiate the conversation? Something along the lines of... 'Son, you might do this sooner or later, so your mom and I want to make sure you know how to jack off properly and spray dat jizz for your satisfaction. Love you, son!'

Yep - more than happy to get my doctor's note from any of these.

guess didn't have to create a new one...

perhaps this could be a good next thread topic - Best of Masturbation Techniques...love it

all good, I enjoy my morning routine. have u tried it though? just like this morning, was doing the above to this video, always with the attempt to sync the tempo and rhythm with the top to see if I can outlast them...for some reason I always lose ?‍♂️ but anyway, @Unicorn, maybe you can try this out while waiting for your printer to be delivered? who knows, maybe you'd be into it

I guess it is TMI...?? Was gonna have a smart-ass retort to this, but was too preoccupied doing what I just said above...

lol, had to look up 'prone position,' and realized I have been doing the position for 2 decades. I thought I was weird for doing it (edited after first posting; perhaps I am still weird for doing it, but oh well ?‍♂️), but I love watching porn on my laptop in bed, if I really get into it, I hump my pillow crazy with the laptop in front me until my release (or two, or three)... https://38.media.tumblr.com/ce6a8ed973059667e96a231c041ab703/tumblr_njti6xHQhj1u8r5tto6_540.gif

met with him and another provider on 3 different occasions for a three-way, every single one was great, and yes he delivers every time. agreed - nice, smart, down-to-earth and chill guy. he prefers topping folks smaller than him and prefers bottoming for guys larger than him - which to me, made sense. he's good at the vanilla stuff but also open to learning and experiencing new kinks. I would know ? its been long overdue meeting up with him...gotta see him soon.

One Sweet Day...for those who have lost loved ones from this pandemic. Official Video and My Favorite Cover Video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXxRyNvTPr8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1n-3e5tC24

Based on the threads I have read so far, a lot of members in the forum have been pretty good at doing due diligence and research on providers (e.g., new providers, providers that constantly change names, fake profiles, veracity of IvyLeague credentials ). Admittedly, I still suck at it, but I admire those that have managed to master this research skill. Curious though, have any of us attempted to or continually applied this skill on figuring out which client profiles match with which members in the forum? I figured if someone was really bored, they could probably look at the providers I mentioned I have reviewed and check the least common denominator to figure out who I am on RM. In theory, sounds doable, but it just seems like too much work. I do wonder if some of us have done it, and if so, is it just done out of curiosity, or are there other reasons for doing it? For those that have thought of something like this, could this possibly be a reason why some 'lurkers' or members would not actively contribute out of fear that their anonymity would be compromised?

Good thing I'm mostly confined in my apartment in DC. Lol. Stay safe while driving please.

he's definitely more manageable girth-wise compared to DanielNarssi. would love for 10x7 to visit dc

okay, woman on video alert. idk why, but I still get turned on by this massage scene with Eddie Cibrian on Living Out Loud. here's how that conversation would go...if that happened with me... Eddie: you want the hour or hour and a half? me: let's start with an hour and a half and see how it goes... Eddie: this is totally for you...so however far you want me to go or not go, it's totally up to you... me: go as far as you can go Eddie: you're entirely safe... me: you don't have to be...'anything goes' with me Eddie: is there any specific area you would like me to work on... me: not much, just need to loosen up any tensed or tight spots in my body... Eddie: would you like me to take these off? me: yes please, and if you don't mind taking mine off, that'd be great Eddie: I just want you to know, I will not do anything you don't want me to do me: no problem, I want you to do everything to me. [and the rest is up to my imagination...] width=986pxhttps://clemsfilmdiaryhome.files.wordpress.com/2018/08/tumblr_pdvimkIXwL1wpqdbjo7_1280.jpg[/img]width=480pxhttps://i.pinimg.com/originals/32/49/7f/32497ff8ac2f5ebc15c74e98f8393b33.jpg[/img]width=455pxhttps://villagevoice.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/eddie_cibrian_4_0_0_0x0_420x599.jpg[/img]

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OMG...these are amazing, guys! Thanks - love these 'performances'... ?

As some could probably already tell, am not all that 'cultured.' My experience with plays and musicals have only been limited to The Lion King, American Idiot, Les Miserables, The Book of Mormon, and Harry Potter and the Cursed Child. Totally missed the plays and musicals where hot men like Aaron Tveit and Matthew Morrison show more than just their acting and singing prowess. What similar plays or musicals with near-naked hotties have I missed? width=258pxhttps://images5.fanpop.com/image/polls/1102000/1102892_1345233245154_full.jpg?v=1345233175[/img]