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  1. 55' (so far).

     

    55 inches?? That means a butthole in the typical porn close-up would be not more than about 5-8 inches.

     

    That's not big enough! :D

     

    What NYClocker actually wrote was 55 feet .

     

    I don't whether that was intend or not; so your example orifice would be roughly 5 to 8 feet also.

  2. QTR must think I'm stalking her since we like so many of the same things. But I do, honest ...

     

    and even though it brought smiles to my face and I'm not being critical,

     

    I did hear this one when I was in high school, c. 1967:

     

    Little Sally took a drink

    But she shall drink no more

    For what she thought was H2O

    Was H2SO4!

  3. Wouldn't that merely be getting people to brag about the size of their home television?

     

    I did see porn in a "Movie Theater" that only played gay porn in the Castro district, so if that doesn't count,

    a mere 42" Sony LED flatscreen.

     

    Of course, somebody might own a digital projector for their amusement . . . . they're not *that* expensive these days.

     

    (and to quash making people skeptical of my claims of not affording to hire, the Sony TV was gotten as a last-year-model

    on sale from bhphotovideo after the 25" XBR died after 15 years of service).

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    :D

     

    At the risk of dampening the humor, I was astonished to find out that the classical guitar students at the local

    state university at which I'm pursing a post-bac degree in music, actually do put a spot of vaseline on the top

    of their instruments (which can be a few kilo-$) and dab the fretting fingers in it to eliminate squeaks . . .

  5. I'm going to go out on a limb and claim that most of the eyeglasses represented here are just

    props.

     

    If you look at #8, however, he really is wearing significant nearsighted-correct lenses because

    it distorts the edge of his face - it jumps inward while viewed through the glasses.

     

    #18 and #22 might be. #27 is wearing reading glasses because the contour of his face jumps

    outwards (magnifiers, and noticeably so).

     

    I used to wear about 8 diopter lenses, and then my left eye got significantly worse -

    up to about 11 (including astigmatism) due to cataracts.

     

    I thought wearing the glasses I had to were not flattering at all ... last summer I had

    cataract surgery and now only have to wear glasses while driving, or carving oboe reeds.

  6. In another thread Rudynate wrote:

     

    My partner and I just finished binge-watching "Mozart in the Jungle."

     

    which suddenly reminded me of one other book read during the past decade. Being an oboe player myself,

    I instantly identified just about every one of the colleagues she mentioned by first name.

  7. I tend to be functionally illiterate (English and History being my worst subjects in school), but

    maybe some members might find some amusement in the mere handful of books I've read

    in the past dozen years or so (or longer) - just for fun.

     

    Being somewhat obsessive compulsive, once I start reading it's difficult for me to stop.

     

    When I was a graduate student (in math, lo these 40 years ago), one evening I started reading

    The Cancer Ward by Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, and I didn't stop until I had finished it, about 6am

    the next morning.

     

    I read the first five of the Harry Potter series, but had to stop about half-way through the fifth one.

    It was so unremittingly bleak that I just couldn't finish it.

     

    I also read Wicked on the recommendation of a friend (in 2 sittings).

     

    The last time I read anything non-technical for fun, was returning from a business trip from D.C

    which had a 3 hour layover in Philadephia; in one of newsstands/mini-bookstores a little tome

    called out to me from the shelf - another book that the same friend alluded to above had mentioned

    titled Interesting Times by Terry Pratchet.

     

    It cause me to burst out laughing many times, causing fellow passengers to wonder just what I had

    been reading. I finished the novel just as the plane touched down in San Francisco (perfect timing!).

    some of what was so funny were no-to-veiled references to other Novels. I'm sure I missed most,

    but did catch a reference to Shogun by James Clavell (which I had read so long ago, I've forgotten when).

     

    A British fellow was seated across the aisle; I asked him if he had ever heard of Pratchett. He had not,

    so I just handed him the book and wished him well with it.

  8. And hey I'm sure there are 34 yo's who find regular non-rich 75 year old men physically hot. (They live mostly in heavily wooded areas of the Pacific North West their footrpints have been found :rolleyes:)

     

    Back in the day, there was a print porn magazine called "Chiron Rising" which featured guys in the 65-85 year old

    age range. The photographer who photographed me for a spread many (many) years ago volunteered

    his efforts for it, and according to him, it *did* sell.

  9. http://ruscapturedboys.com/tour/03f76587b4675c707157b6fad86b9a66/thumbs/foto_130605.jpg

     

    <curmudgeon>

    <dungeon monitor>

     

    Every lecture-demo I've attended on "'lectro" has been insistent on not passing current through the chest, as a not implausible way to stop the bottom's heart.

     

    passing current through a *nipple* is OK, but make sure that the two nipples are isolated from each other.

     

    DON'T TRY WHATS IN THE PICTURE AT HOME, KIDS.

    </dungeon monitor>

    </curmudgeon>

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    Did I ever tell my favorite "kids" joke?

     

    Q: What does a 400 lb canary say?

     

    A: (In your slowest, most menacing, deepest bass voice) Here, Kittty, Kitty, -H- -E- -R- -E - - -K- - - -I- - - -T- - - -T- - - -Y- - !

     

     

    [i had to use dashes instead of spaces in the last two words to spread it out, since the forum software seems to suppress multiple spaces.... anybody have any clues about entering unpadable spaces?

  11. A long time ago I went to a "motorcycle run" held on the other shore of lake michigan put on by a chicago BSDM club.

     

    (the name of the run is the word the often follows Raging, and is a synonym for conflagration, beginning with I and ending with o).

     

    There was a lecture demo on sounding, and they did have an autoclave on site.

     

    The times I've had to have a swab up my dick for tests for STD's, I enjoyed the discomfort.

     

    I really want to experience it, enhanced with (reasonable) electrical stimlation :)

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