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  1. Camouflage pecs...

    http://www.ealuxe.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/James-Ellis2.jpg

     

    To say nothing of the terrific smile and a tummy totally worthy of @Unicorn 's slabs-of-abs thread

    (also true of many of the other scrumptious examples posted here).

  2. Rolling stairs butt.

    http://65.media.tumblr.com/8b26d757061d299b27f7e7dd92bb349a/tumblr_o2p6dkzLzv1uzwollo5_540.jpg

     

    This was Cliff Parker c. 18 years ago. Possibly the only person depicted in this thread who I have ever hired ...

     

    About a year after that, I called up again, and hw said (a bit angrily, not that it was specifically directed at me

    in remembrance of the hire, which seemed to go pleasantly enough), that he was only available as a masseur.

  3. I wouldn't put him down as either an otter or a cub, to me he would have to be hairier to qualify as either, he is just hot. But what would I know?

     

    I'm not into bears myself, but years ago a friend asked me to accompany him to an afternoon Bear's holiday party.

     

    It was clear that some of the self-identified bears there were had very little body hair (although some of the sported beards). It seemed to me that the sense of whether or not one belonged to the tribe could be based on general shape and disposition.

     

    So using that criteria, I'd say Lebeau was definitely "Cubish". I agree that he'd have to be a bit more chiseled and hirsute to qualify as an otter.

  4. From a decorative standpoint, maybe we should think about something more artsy? Maybe even musical?

     

    http://lh3.ggpht.com/_kIWY2DV0KnE/SgOwgY-qhxI/AAAAAAAADU4/1T3UTDlCKpY/Musical%20instrument%20urinals.jpg

     

    When employed as musical instruments, I believe these are called "Wagner Tubas", and it wouldn't surprise me if there were musicians or musical politicians incensed enough at the composer after whom they were named, that they would be ever so glad to use them in this fashion.

     

    Should Dirk Caber ever pass through these parts again, he might be willing to comment . . .

     

    (He's pretty open about his lower brass connections).

  5. Aka "a boat is a hole in the water into which one pours money."

     

    Many years ago, when I was a graduate student with straight roommates, both of them were members of the University sailing club. One of them said "sailing was like standing in a cold shower with your clothes on, tearing up $100 bills". And frequently, though it was totally overcast, they would return with sunburned faces and hands.

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