Kevin Slater

Kevin Slater

Porn teaches kids an unhealthy and unrealistic idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house. Kevin Slater

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I'd you rather you just shave your balls. Kevin Slater

From the Twitterverse: My best advice to newlyweds: shave your balls from day 1. That way, in 10yrs when you want to see a hooker, you wont raise eyebrows Kevin Slater

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Jesus Christ. He should have been shot dead. Kevin Slater

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I'm not saying you're a whore... I just think it's odd that whenever you eat a hot dog, you put your hand behind your head. Kevin Slater

Dying patient: "I just want to live long enough to see my grandson graduate from college." Doctor (thinking it might be possible since it is June) "When does he graduate?" Patient: "Well, he starts kindergarten next year."

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip. Kevin Slater

A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed... driving his partner nuts. Finally his exasperated partner says, "What the hell is taking so long? Hit the damned ball!" The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot." "Give me a break! You don't stand a snowball's chance in hell of hitting her from here." Kevin Slater

Oral sex will make your day, but anal sex will make your hole weak. Kevin Slater

Yup, that's he. I suspect the previous link went dead when he upgraded from a classic ad to a gold ad. Kevin Slater

A younger friend of mine just referred to something having been made up "out of whole cloth". Glad to see some youngun's still participate. Kevin Slater

Or calling "long distance" for that matter. Kevin Slater

He's a close (platonic) friend of mine. He used to escort here in NYC a while back but moved away and asked that his (favorable) reviews be pulled down. He would occasionally work in NYC and folks who saw him in that time may well have met with him at my place. Now he's back in his own place in the east 20s and escorting full time. Most his clients tend to see him again. Kevin Slater

I didn't much like the first episode, either. It got better (for me), but the self-absorbed children are still big in the show. Kevin Slater

Anyone else watching Transparent? It's a darkish comedy made by Amazon and apparently only available to Amazon Prime subscribers (or those who borrow a password), about a sixty somethingish man (Jeffrey Tambor from Arrested Development) transitioning to be a woman and his three selfish adult children. I'm two thirds into the first season (all episodes were released at once to facilitate binge viewing) and enjoying it. Kevin Slater

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. Kevin Slater

A man comes home with a duck tucked under his arm and says "this is the pig I've been fucking." His wife says "that's not a pig, it's a duck." He says "I wasn't talking to you." Kevin Slater

Often mistaken. Goy here. Kevin Slater

My favorite porn vignette is in Pizza Boy: He Delivers, where the supposed delivery guy picks up the pizza box, turns it on its side and tucks it under his arm. I don't know what happens after that, as I've usually shot my wad by that point. [Admin note: Sorry Kevin, there's a hardon in that image.] Kevin Slater

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