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Charlie

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  1. Charlie

    Mayonnaise

    I normally buy the mayo with the Best Foods label, and I have a vague sense that the consistency is slightly thinner than it used to be, but I really haven't noticed any change in the taste. That said, I only use small quantities, and almost exclusively on sandwiches, where it is overwhelmed by other flavors.
  2. I have actually been to several restaurants with portabello mushroom burgers, which I very much like.
  3. Adam and Steve?
  4. Charlie

    Earworm

    I listened to an opera recording yesterday that I hadn't played in years, and now the famous arias keep playing over and over in my semi-consciousness.
  5. I showered after gym with my classmates in high school, but I remember only two of them, because I found them sexually attractive at the time. At our 50th class reunion, I didn't recognize either one of them, and not just because they were fully clothed.
  6. So the way to make them taste good is to greatly boost the fat and salt content!
  7. My very first hire was on the night before Thanksgiving, because I was alone in New York and feeling both horny and depressed (my father had died a few weeks previously). I went to an agency that advertised in the pink pages of The Advocate, explained what I was looking for, and was told to go into a bedroom onsite, and someone would arrive shortly. There were a few rather effeminate young men lounging on a sofa in the office, and I hoped it would not be one of them, because they were certainly not what I had requested. I undressed and lay down on the bed, and after a half hour there was a knock on the door, and in walked a tall, dark and ruggedly handsome man in his 30s. After a perfunctory greeting, he undressed to reveal a slim but hard body and a very large cock, and we went straight to work. Within about 20 minutes we both had cum, and he quickly dressed and left. I got dressed, went back out to the office, where I paid my $65 while the boys on the sofa smirked. The whole experience reminded me of patronizing a fast food restaurant. The next day I went to a friend's home for a much more traditional Thanksgiving dinner party.
  8. www.Dutchbear.com has a section of their "features" galleries devoted to foot fetish.
  9. Charlie

    BLUBS

    You may need to replace the fixtures to use LED bulbs.
  10. Oh dear, that is one place I would not want to have another Mohs surgery!
  11. 5'10" and 205 lbs doesn't seem to fit those pictures.
  12. Pecan or strawberry rhubarb when I am dining in the South, a tart apple pie up North.
  13. Unfortunately, no one in California is going to the beach today: it is very cold, grey and windy. Even here in Palm Springs, my morning tennis match was cancelled because of the forecast of rain (though it hasn't started yet).
  14. I have never spent a Thanksgiving totally alone, although it is often only myself and spouse. This year we were going to drive to Texas to spend it with his family, because it would be a chance to see everyone at once, but then we found out that the family members we were most eager to see were going to be somewhere else, so we decided not to expend the effort to make the long trip. When we are at home on Thanksgiving or Christmas, I do like having the excuse to go out for a big dinner at a good restaurant. The putative reasons for most major holidays don't really interest me, especially since they have become so commercialized, so I am just as happy to sit quietly at home and read or listen to music.
  15. Except for one bequest to an institution, I intend to use up every cent while I am alive. That's why I donate to the people and organizations I care about now.
  16. Does anyone actually pay attention to "travel indexes" like this one?
  17. I assume you are talking about escorts, since I have no records of the hundreds of men I have had unpaid sex with over almost 60 years. escort#1: 8 times escort#2: 5 times escort#3: 4 times seven escorts: 3 times each nineteen escorts: twice each As you can see, I was mostly a "once and done" (203 times) client.
  18. I have never spanked an escort, but I have spanked a few naughty boys who misbehaved.
  19. I remember the days before computers when phone sex was the new thing. I tried it once, but found it a dud.
  20. My doctor strongly recommends that his gay patients get tested for HPV.
  21. It's a $1 Canadian coin.
  22. 852 is not a New York area code.
  23. "Call me Ishmael."
  24. Top However, having to use a coin-opening men's room when one doesn't have any correct coins is even worse.
  25. I find his play on the slogan used in the memorial for victims of the mass shooting in Dayton, Ohio, tasteless.
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