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My foot is finally starting to feel better. I haven't been able to fuck stuff up in Hillcrest for a while now because I hurt it. Sunday Funday tomorrow, perhaps.

Was that in question before? I trust that means that now more reliance can be placed in Loremipsum.

Suddenly I find myself open to experimenting with sadism and degradation.

I don’t hear the word “curate” all that often, so I don’t think it’s an American phenomenon. I personally think that the term “bigot” may be overused.

Personal trainer, to me: What admirable work ethic. Me: Well, I am a Protestant. Pretty sure it went over his head.

Apropos of the being-brave-behind-a-screen: one of my professors astutely pointed out — I say astutely, though it seems obvious when said aloud — that people are more apt to be “mean” if they don’t have to witness in person the effects that their words have on others.

Hahah

A friend of a friend is a straight guy who supports Trump. He purposely seduces women on Tinder who express in their bios that they don’t want any Trump supporters in their life. He says that after they sleep together he’ll walk out of the bathroom with his MAGA cap on.

Caesar: Let me have men about me that are fat, Sleek-headed men and such as sleep a-nights. Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look, He thinks too much; such men are dangerous. Julius Caesar Act 1, scene 2, 190–195

“I would love to be gay. I’ll tell you why — because I’m a man’s man. I like men, men like me, we like each other. I hate women, women hate me, we hate each other. The only reason I couldn’t be gay is, because I could never fuck a man. Because I could never fuck something that I respect.” -Jim Jefferies

For clarity’s sake: The “it” to which I was referring is the legal concept I mentioned, not the syphilis ? So if he doesn’t know about “adverse possession,” — we must hope — he can’t avail himself of it.

@tassojunior those screenshots explicitly referring to Asians are from a long time ago; I think when I was still a teen was when that Grindr interface was still extant. That’s not to say that some profiles aren’t still like that, but either more people have developed an attraction to Asians or they’ve adapted to the zeitgeist by at least omitting their aversion to them in their Grindr profiles.

Take solace in knowing that you are not alone!

There’s a legal concept referred to as “adverse possession”: people have the right to continue living in your home for a while after you formally kick them out — even if they’re not on the lease, even if they’ve never paid for it — and I think definitely if they have mail delivered there. Regrettably, there’s no proviso about syphilis exposure attached. At any rate, I’d venture that the vast majority of people don’t even know about it. Hope that he doesn’t. Don’t mention it for whatever reason. And you may want to have a friend (read: witness) with you when you give him the boot. Perhaps somehow put it in writing too.

Sorry, I was only visiting

“God is dead.” -Nietzsche, 1883 “Nietzsche is dead.” -God, 1900

I suppose you have “barrister,” too, but as a means of describing a different type of lawyer? I’ve only ever heard the two terms in tandem.

Con lugar. “With place.” They have a place.

*There’s a knock on my door* Me (opens it): Hi. Solicitor: Hello, do you have a few minutes to spare? Me: Sorry, I’m tired. I work late (lie... well sometimes ) and wasn’t very happy when I was woken up last time. Solicitor: Oh, well, with our offer you may not have to work again. Me (awkwardly): Then why are you at my door working? Solicitor (foolish smile falters, looks slightly dumbfounded): Okay, we will try tomorrow. Me: I’m not interested. But thank you. Solicitor: We can come back tomorrow. Me: Please don’t. Solicitor: Perhaps you will change your mind tomorrow. Me (curtly): Have a good day. To guys who solicit door-to-door for a living: Don’t be this person!

It is absolutely a query that should be posed over cocktails...

One of my best friends supports Trump unwaveringly. He possesses a very kind and gentle disposition and thus generally makes a pretty good first impression. But if we happen to be out and about at bars and such, and we start talking to someone new or I introduce him to someone, I’ll announce “He’s a Trump-supporter” after a while and their countenance changes at once. He asked that I stop doing it, so I won’t, but it was funny while it lasted.

I’ve definitely thought about the potential to become disenchanted with formerly-beloved subject matter.

No. Stay in your lane. Jk