True story. A couple of days ago, I made an online grocery order at my local “K” for pickup. I ordered what I thought was one pound of green beans at $1.69/pound. I brought up the item and clicked +1 assuming one pound, right? So I picked up the order and as I was unpacking, found a small plastic produce sack with one fucking green bean!
I looked at the receipt, and sure enough, I was charged $.02 — that’s nuts. Who the hell buys one damn green bean? I plan to make some veggie soup so I guess I’ll toss in the lonely legume and savor it slowly.