KrisParr

Ya know, there are many different types of people in the world. Some are amazing, some are kind, some are thoughtful. Some are musicians, some are accountants. Some are actors. Some are con artists. Some have no integrity. Some are assholes. Ok, class. Which of these types are we looking at? Oh yes, some can be multiple types rolled into one. Please write your answers clearly and be sure your name is on your paper. Good luck. Class dismissed.

I once did all the above, and something told me to run his “real name” (which was simple to find) through the state’s “MyCase” court system. The guy had several convictions and the most recent was a DV and assault charge. Uh oh …

“Surviving Ohio State” on HBO - sex abuse scandal. If you ever wondered about Congressman Jim Jordan, this will erase all doubts. Sickening.

Our favorite AI friend says: ‘Yes, Benson Boone is widely regarded as a technically impressive and emotionally charged singer, particularly in pop-rock and ballad contexts. However, some critics feel his artistry is still evolving, especially on lyrical depth and authenticity.” As previously stated, he can wash my car, or anything else he cares to, just about any time.

https://youtu.be/vL19WbWOxag?si=_nc1Wo27l0ietPwL Funny, cute, and he can wash my car anytime.

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I was a probation officer for several years as I worked my way through grad school. I carried a very impressive badge that was housed inside a flip-top leather case. One time when I went on a “date” (wink, wink) I inadvertently left my badge inside my jacket pocket. And within a few minutes of arriving at my date’s place, when I took off the jacket, the badge fell out onto the floor and flipped open. The poor dude about had a heart attack. It was a mood killer for sure, and it took some effort to convince him that my arrest powers were for juveniles only. My dates during this time were always in far-away places.

Oh come on, guys. It’s a freakin’ typo. The 6 and 3 are right next to each other.

I asked him to take his BP when he experiences the symptoms - haven’t heard back from him. He’s really in great shape (better than me) - plays pickle ball twice a week at 6 am.

Good question. Friend says he’s never used ED meds. Old fashioned porn gets him started. Thanks for the thought.

A friend of mine, who’s in his early 70s, and his partner of several years recently split up. Said friend and I were having a discussion about his love life and he mentioned that he’d been engaging in frequent self-pleasuring activities since he has yet to begin dating. He noted that about every other time he “jerks the chicken” he experiences a few hours of nausea and not feeling well. Other times, nothing. He asked me if I’d ever had similar issues and was glad to report that I had none. After all, I consider myself to be quite the connoisseur of self-abuse since about the fifth grade on a regular schedule. So I told him I’d ask a group of experts. So, fellow boppers of the bishop, is this a common thing or should I advise my buddy to cool it or seek medical attention?

Bump

I wish. I’m trolling their web site and social media. Maybe.

I’m spending some time visiting my parents in a large midwestern city. In the process of redecorating, they decided to dispose of a bulky sofa that’s not worthy of donating, so I contacted a haul-away company that’s owned and operated by veterans. Early this morning, the truck arrived with two young men. The parents were out to breakfast, so I was in charge. The driver, a nice looking young man, and I exchanged pleasantries. But when his co-worker popped out of the cab, I went weak in the knees. About 6’2”, blonde, clad in a skin-tight polo shirt, and equally tight jeans, in a voice almost Vader-esque, introduced himself as Tyler. Of course. We went inside and they spent a few minutes sizing up the sofa while I sized up Tyler. Two gorgeous arms of tattoos - tasteful - clearly indicating his Marine Corps experience. So the small talk began. Yes, sir, he said at the end of each question. I made some goofy comment about their work, etc. and how they probably didn’t need to go to the gym. Not so, sir, said Tyler. He still hits the gym at least 5-6 days a week. Yep, I’ll bet he does. Those eye-smoldering biceps didn’t just happen without some effort. I won’t bore you with any more details. But the 20-minute encounter with Tyler and his buddy (who was only a tiny bit less volcanic) made my day. So back to the title. As I approach no doubt the latter half of my life, it seems the lust for 24 year-old Marine veterans, with blonde hair and bulging muscles is only increasing. Seriously, it’s been a long time since I’ve met a guy so freaking hot. I’ve thought about him all day. To the point of asking my dad if there’s anything else around the house that we need to donate. Tyler said to call them any time!

It’s generally accepted as one of the components of sex. Kissing, sucking cock, rimming and fucking. Rinse and repeat. Often.