Geriatric Otter

My advice:
- establish a false name, NEVER give your real name
- establish an email account based on that name used solely for this hobby
- establish a google voice account to get a false phone number for txting used solely for this hobby
- some only use encrypted chat (whatsapp is one), that's your call
- meet in a neutral location, NEVER your home. Escorts place is OK if they are well reviewed.
- tips are nice but not required. if you got the service, pay the rate. Tip if the experience was exceptional.
- Never send pictures that can be "google image searched" to locate your facebook or instagram account (in other words, if you do send s pic it should be one you have not posted elsewhere)
 
Pay attention to reviews and your "inner voice" when you interact with the provider.
 
Good luck!
 
Jack

I was wondering when Chris Eisenhower would come up. Thank God Mike G came along when Chris retired.

He's very professional and classy...

I've spend many days with Mike, and in 3 ways with Jake Mitchell and with Matt Stevens. He's very professional, smart, versatile, and insanely sexy, with a very fun sense of humor. He's been working out a lot, so his pics don't really show the muscle he has put on. In 24 hrs I'll be spending the night here in Philly with him.

I've had a lot of fun with Jon Ramsey...

In the 15 years I saw Mick in NY, every once in a while he would hire a guy for an hour to join us. Thought he was being generous. He was, but it also gave him a chance to size up the competition. Always fun but he never should have worried.

Zak Spears
Tom Chase

Allen Silver will be in NYC in September. Check his website. He'll have his massage table, and don't miss the rest of the massage

Allen Silver will be in NYC in September. Check his website. He'll have his massage table, and don't miss the rest of the massage

Jake Mitchell. 15 years and counting

Mocha...I would pay a huge deposit just to be near you. You wouldn't have to do a thing in person to get paid. Your bright, shining positive personality would be more than enough for me.

I try...but it’s not working. It’s becoming harder to tell the difference. People will seem real right up until the time...others will drop off the face of the planet in the middle of setting something up. Or they’ll go thru with all the right things, but say, “umm I gotta make sure my aunt’s husband’s brother’s sister is not still inviting me to her birthday tonight”
 
I’m not a friend they’ve known for years. They contact me like we have a relationship or like I’m available in their in their city forever. I don’t care about their family or their job or any of that shit if they can’t balls up and meet. When people call Uber and Lyft, or book flight tickets in advance, do they tell their whole life story? NO. So why do it to me? Once you (pay) and get into the Uber/Lyft/Plane, you can small talk with the driver/passengers all the way to your destination. But not before even inputting a credit card. So why should escorts be any different?
 
It’s just too much time. It’s not professional, it’s making me feel unprofessional. I can’t, I just can’t. Only thing I can do is start getting paid within a pre-determined amount of messages. If not...end of conversation. Cut, off.

Hi. There were a number of 'commentary' posts after I asked my question. But to avoid that diversion. I'll go back to my original question, because I am curious. Is there anything that you enjoy about escorting?

Looking forward to a new bottle of whine.

Mocha...I would pay a huge deposit just to be near you. You wouldn't have to do a thing in person to get paid. Your bright, shining positive personality would be more than enough for me.

A half hour appointment is fully consistent with the Mike Gaite brand. I’ve had plenty of half-hour appointments, so I don’t actually see why this is a silly question. Sometimes, I only have a half-hour time window to entertain company, so I only take 30 minute appointments. It’s fine if other sophisticated providers want to build 90 or 120 minute minimums into their appointment structures. That’s not my modus operandi.
 
In fact, I’ve done appointments shorter than 30 minutes. I’ve had a queue of clients lining up for five or ten minute sessions without feeling sleazy about it. Of course such things have happened in the back rooms when I’ve danced/appeared in bars or done private parties. I understand the limitations of those short experiences, but I’ll do them occasionally for variety. I enjoy the multiweek trips and the five minute appointments and everything in between. The person I’m with matters a lot more to me than the appointment duration.

Jack Thornton. Definitely a Rent MAN.

I’ve done this a number of times. If you’ve seen him many times and he’s shared his real name and birthday, I’m surprised you would worry about him flipping a plane ticket.

I’ve done this a number of times. If you’ve seen him many times and he’s shared his real name and birthday, I’m surprised you would worry about him flipping a plane ticket.

Let it go and think ahead. If there’s even a chance you might want to top a versatile escort, let him know ahead of time.

Let it go and think ahead. If there’s even a chance you might want to top a versatile escort, let him know ahead of time.

I’ve done this a number of times. If you’ve seen him many times and he’s shared his real name and birthday, I’m surprised you would worry about him flipping a plane ticket.

Damn if he would partner with Jake Mitchell down here in DC, I would break my piggy bank to participate in that group session.

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How about my old friend Dallas Steele...