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In his old ads-haven't looked for a while-he used to list he was a smoker as opposed to being SMOKIN'. For those of us sensitive to smoke, can you tell us how noticeable it was? Gman

Ha Haaa Ha!!! Gman

But Tru, Spelling Bees don't give contractions as words to spell. Gman

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Mmmm-I like this!!! Gman

I'm assuming by gigantic tallywacker you mean girth and not length as I'm not aware of any non surgical lengthening treatments? Would an aesthetician be allowed to inject silicone into a tallywacker? Although Brazil might have different laws than here regarding such practices. Gman

Who is Jason King? I googled but the first Jason to come up was an orthopedic surgeon. Gman

Two things- 1st Thing-I think I asked this before. But what is Periscope? 2nd Thing-and I think I speak for many of us-YUCK!!! Gman

I don't know Billy or Seth. I've heard Billy is not a nice person from the scuttlebutt around here. Possibly I've heard Seth isn't that nice either. But aside from personality-You think Seth is handsomer. I think the reverse. That's all I was trying to say we have different opinions on which is handsomer. But if personality affects your opinions on looks, I'm betting you wouldn't think Trey was that attractive either. In case people don't know who Trey is, here are a few pictures. http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_rUOnT-66hGU/SBIAN9ovOlI/AAAAAAAAGwU/9hahVhIZWKk/s320/Trey+Rexx+e3wsdefrg.jpg http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_rUOnT-66hGU/SBIAONovOmI/AAAAAAAAGwc/2hXPr7nfSrQ/s320/Trey+Rexx+nbh.jpg Gman

Ahh we are having another one of those frequent De gustibus non est disputandum moments. I can't quite remember what Seth-isn't that his name-looks like right at this moment. But I remember that when I did take a peak-I thought Billy was a lot handsomer. There wasn't even a question in my mind about it. You know I can see it both ways. A guy being a t(allywacker)-head because he's always been 'beautiful' or someone who wasn't, then becomes beautiful and can't handle it. He tried to make up for it. That of course is what happened to me. Now that I'm beautiful... And then others don't need any special circumstances to be t-heads. They just are. I can't remember if he gave me oral. This was back in 2005 or so. He probably did. However if you were expecting to see his stiffy-you would have been disappointed. As I remember, poor Trey had partied too hard with Trimix or cocaine or something. He had to have his tallywacker decompressed (ie blood drained from his tallywacker to treat priapism) right before I met him. He wasn't able to get a stiffy during our weekend. And I can't remember if he let me top him. But sometimes junior doesn't cooperate. So I'm not sure I can blame that all on him. Gman

I wonder if what's wrong with Billy is he is too good looking. If he has always looked like that-then he's probably had his pick of guys. I'm not saying being eternally sought after makes everyone a tallywacker head. But I could see how it might have that effect. I met Trey Rexx years ago-even though it was in his 'declining years'. It was still a beautiful package. I remember our waitress at Le Peep (it's a brunch restaurant not anything porn related) couldn't take her eyes off of him. If you were subjected to that kind of adoration constantly, I think it could lead to a deficient personality. Most of what Trey wanted to talk about was how hot he was and how hot the guys he had been with recently were. Not exactly what an early middle-aged fat client wanted to hear. Gman

Gem, I understand entirely how you feel. Not only is my glass impossible to fill due to a hole in the bottom (please cf. poor Liza and Henry's bucket), but there is also a hole in the rim of the glass so that if I ever could get a drink out of it before the liquid runs out of the bottom, I would dribble it all over my face and shirt. Feel better soon!! Gman

Welcome to the USA, Mike!! Gman

Talvin reportedly retired from the Armed Forces which he continued to be a member of while he escorted. I would have liked to have hired him. But like Rod Hagen, Brandan Steele, and a few others over the years, he was a total top. Gman

GasBuddy has $2.29 for me in the South Puget Sound Area. Washington state usually has high prices too. Gman

I've been on trains with escorts 4 times. It can be very difficult to have sex because of the lack of space even in an Amtrak Deluxe two person room and because of the swaying. It can be done. But partially it depends on how 'able' the escort is. I was with a well-known escort years ago-he's now retired. But he couldn't quite relax due to the swaying motion for intercourse. His butt remained quite clenched. It was very pretty that way. But it was not conducive to intercourse at all. Another 2 escorts (different trips) had no problems I don't think (It was all a long time ago). The 4th escort proved not to be that great a companion, and I was the one not interested. I'm betting 'traditional' male/female relations would be easier for average sized people on a train. For someone endowed larger than I am it most likely would have been easier too. Gman

While I'm not saying I'd (always:rolleyes:) light candles or throw around flower petals, if I ever had a real relationship I think I'd be more on the romantic side. That being said-I can barely get laid-or do tops lay others? I always get that confused. Grammar aside for whatever tops do, the chances of me ever having a significant relationship are in the realm of slim and none. And with my increasing age they are becoming even slimmer and none-er. Gman

I'm a reader. Just not particularly a gay fiction reader. I mean I'm gay. But not most of the fiction I read. Right now I'm re-reading some Anne McCaffrey books. I'm not sure I noticed it so much as an adolescent. But in many of her books, woman are 'taken' against their will. They are often virgins and either in love with the guys who did it beforehand or fall in love after. And we all know how true to live those scenarios are.

Anyone ever read anything by the author Peter McGehee? He was originally from Arkansas but eventually moved to Canada and then San Francisco. He died in 1991 from AIDS. I've never read any of his books. But I was acquainted with a few members of his family back before I was anywhere near the opening of a closet doorframe. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_McGehee Gman

I don't make a habit of it-really I don't. About the only author I've read is Poppy Dennison. She has 4 full length novels in series about wizards, weres, and vampires. They are called The Triad Series. Here's the entire collection on Kindle. http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01A50F39W/ref=mp_s_a_1_2?qid=1453093230&sr=8-2&pi=SY200_QL40&keywords=poppy+dennison&dpPl=1&dpID=513RNBnzMSL&ref=plSrch And then she has two or three other short novels about a different set of weres. The weres are all hunky in these novels and the vampires ain't half bad either. But I haven't searched out any other gay authors. Reading about hunky guys for me just makes the torture of not having a hunky guy even worse. It's the same reason I don't really watch gay themed movies/TVand never wanted to watch Looking or Tales of the City. I'd rather watch a straight love story. Then I can be upset about not being straight which is different than the upset I feel about not having a hot guy of my own. Gman

It amused me! Gman

He probably should have eaten more http://freenology.com/images/71442946288pineapple.jpg Gman

Strike 3!!!! And The Onion is out of here!! Rubio Refutes Claim He Soft On Immigration By Dragging Undocumented Worker He Knocked Out Cold Onto Stage http://i.onionstatic.com/onion/5244/1/16x9/1200.jpg NEWS IN BRIEF January 14, 2016 VOL 52 ISSUE 01 · Politics · Politicians · Election 2016 ·Marco Rubio NORTH CHARLESTON, SC—In an attempt to silence party members who have criticized his record on illegal immigration as too weak, Republican presidential candidate Marco Rubio reportedly responded to a question about border security during Thursday night’s GOP debate by dragging the body of an undocumented worker he had knocked out cold onto the stage. “Would someone who’s unprepared to protect our nation from the influx of illegal immigrants do this?” said a sweaty, out-of-breath Rubio, heaving the limp, unconscious body of a migrant turnip picker over his debate lectern for all to see. “For anyone out there who thinks I won’t take a hard stance against those entering our country illegally, have a good look at Humberto here. Things didn’t end too well for him, did they? And I promise to crack down on all 11 million undocumented immigrants in the U.S. with just as much strength and conviction when I’m president.” At press time, Rubio was silently responding to a question about how he would create more job opportunities for out-of-work Americans by repeatedly kicking the crumpled, inert migrant in the gut with his pointed wingtips. Gman

The Onion Strikes Again!! Republicans Vote To Repeal Obama-Backed Bill That Would Destroy Asteroid Headed For Earth http://i.onionstatic.com/onion/1422/8/16x9/1200.jpg House Republicans say the bill, which was passed to stop the giant asteroid from hitting Earth, is 'big government at its worst.' NEWS February 2, 2011 VOL 47 ISSUE 50 · Politics · Our Annual Year 2011 WASHINGTON—In a strong rebuke of President Obama and his domestic agenda, all 242 House Republicans voted Wednesday to repeal the Asteroid Destruction and American Preservation Act, which was signed into law last year to destroy the immense asteroid currently hurtling toward Earth. The $440 billion legislation, which would send a dozen high-thrust plasma impactor probes to shatter the massive asteroid before it strikes the planet, would affect more than 300 million Americans and is strongly opposed by the GOP. http://i.onionstatic.com/onion/1423/1/original/960.jpg "The voters sent us to Washington to stand up for individual liberty, not big government," Rep. Steve King (R-IA) said at a press conference. "Obama's plan would take away citizens' fundamental freedoms, forcing each of us into hastily built concrete bunkers and empowering the federal government to ration our access to food, water, and potassium iodide tablets while underground." "We believe that the decisions of how to deal with the massive asteroid are best left to the individual," King added. Repealing the act, which opponents have branded 'Obamastroid,' has been the cornerstone of the GOP agenda since the law's passage last August. Throughout the 2010 elections, Republican candidates claimed that the Democrats' plan to smash the space rock and shield citizens from its fragments was "a classic example of the federal government needlessly interfering in the lives of everyday Americans." "This law is a job killer," said Rep. Virginia Foxx (R-NC), who argued the tax increases required to save the human species from annihilation would impose unbearably high costs on businesses. "If we sit back and do nothing, Obamastroid will result in hundreds of thousands of lost jobs, which we simply can't afford in this economy." "And consider how much money this program will add to our already bloated deficit," Foxx continued. "Is this the legacy we want to leave our children?" Many GOP members have also criticized the legislation for what they consider pork-barrel spending, claiming the act includes billions in "giveaways" to NASA, nonperishable food manufacturers, and pharmaceutical companies contracted to produce mass volumes of vitamin D supplements in the likely event that dust from the asteroid's impact blots out the sun for a decade. In an effort to counter Republicans' claims, Democrats have asserted that the long-term benefits of preventing the United States from being incinerated by an explosion several billion times more powerful than the Hiroshima bomb would far outweigh the initial monetary outlay. In support of their position, Democrats have pointed to estimates from the nonpartisan Congressional Budget Office that show repealing the law could result in a loss of up to $14 trillion in the nation's GDP. "I will be the first to admit this is not a perfect bill, by any means," said Rep. Elijah Cummings (D-MD), who has argued that the measure does not go far enough in deflecting the ensuing debris that will rain down on Earth once the asteroid has been destroyed. "But it is absolutely a bill that each and every American needs now if we want to move forward as a country." According to political pundits, the showdown over whether to let the asteroid blast a 150-mile-wide, 20-mile-deep crater in the Earth's crust represents a potential turning point for the nation, and could completely reshape the American political landscape for many centuries to come. "If efforts to destroy the asteroid are successfully overturned, then there will be major ramifications for both Obama and his Republican opposition, as well as the American populace at large," political scientist Alan Abramowitz said on Face The Nation Sunday. "This could have a huge impact come 2012." With repeal rhetoric reaching a crescendo, the president used his weekly radio address Saturday to state his case for destroying the one-trillion-ton asteroid before it barrels into Earth at 60,000 miles per hour. "I am more than willing to work with my Republican colleagues to improve the Asteroid Destruction Act," Obama said. "But let me be clear: Repeal is not an option." "While I recognize that intelligent minds may disagree on this issue, I believe we have an obligation to prevent our citizens from having their flesh seared off in a global firestorm that transforms our planet into a broiling molten wasteland," Obama added. "I think Americans deserve better." Gman

A once in a lifetime experience!! From The Onion. Florida Resort Allows Guests To Swim With Miami Dolphins http://i.onionstatic.com/onion/2864/8/16x9/1200.jpg NEWS IN BRIEF February 12, 2015 VOL 51 ISSUE 06 · Travel · Lifestyle MIAMI—Describing it as a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to get up close to the majestic mammals, visitors to Paradise Cove Resort raved to reporters Thursday about the hotel’s new program that allows guests to swim with the Miami Dolphins. “I couldn’t believe how friendly they were—as soon as they saw us, this great big one just came right up to our daughter,” said resort guest Emily Hendrickson, calling the hour she and her family spent splashing and playing alongside the Dolphins’ defensive line the “highlight of [their] trip.” “I couldn’t believe how smooth Ryan Tannehill was. And then there was this smaller one that really took a liking to me—he must have been a kicker. It was an amazing experience.” Hendrickson later admitted that her family was disappointed they didn’t get a chance to swim with center Mike Pouncey, who was in a solitary tank at the time of their visit for biting a child. Gman