Next iteration of fun with customs / immigration officers …
Officer: A-ball, you say? This looks like an oversized gummie and the name screams illegal drug.
Entrant: No, it blocks residual rectal canal fecal matter during receptive anal intercourse and self-expels during subsequent bowel movement. I realize it rings like “8-ball” without the ‘t’ but that tracks with its size approximately one-eighth of the object length for which it is ultimately purposed.
—- Pick one based on probability …
Officer: Yeah, right, fancy spit-balling. Extend both hands in front of you.
Officer: But inquiring minds want to know, does it impede prostate stimulation and prostate-mediated robust ejaculation, or are thrust vibrations satisfactorily transported through the barrier?