I watched a porno scene yesterday. The father-of-the-bride was putting the moves on the groom, and was not meeting any resistance at all. I'm doing my best to forget these facts and just try to enjoy the scene when, at the the *climactic* moment, The Groom says:
"Oh, Mr. Clayton, I'm think I'm going to cum!" Mr. Clayton immediately says:
"Call me 'Dad'."
Oh, lordy I just wanted to shoot myself, and not in a good way.
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That reminded me of one other instance of porn dialogue that was weird. Well, it's ALL weird really, but weird in a way that stands out.
Closeup of a butthole and a couple of fingers are diddling it but not penetrating.
The camera pulls back and the butthole's owner is lying on his back on a couch, his legs in the air and has his pants and undies up 'round his knees. The owner of the fingers is a friend of the butthole and asks:
"When am I going to get to f*** you?"
Butthole Boy indignantly pulls his trousers back on and replies angrily:
"I can't let you f*** me! It would complicate our friendship!!"
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Can you think of more examples?