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friendofsheila

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  1. One of my ex's (RIP) said that it only counts as sex if you enjoy yourself.
  2. One of my ex's (RIP) said that it only counts as sex if you enjoy yourself.
  3. The last time I asked, they said they would tell the parent that I was gay, just in case the parent did not want a gay man to "brother" their child. I found that discriminatory. I recommend finding out if that policy is still in place. Or perhaps you could volunteer in a school? They're always shorthanded.
  4. The last time I asked, they said they would tell the parent that I was gay, just in case the parent did not want a gay man to "brother" their child. I found that discriminatory. I recommend finding out if that policy is still in place. Or perhaps you could volunteer in a school? They're always shorthanded.
  5. "Yes, I'd prefer a private pat down." "All right, sir. Please step this way." Once in the room, choose from one (or more!) of the following as an ice-breaker: "Can I lay down for this?" "Boy, am I glad I shaved my butt today!" "Can I video this with my phone?" "Why don't I just save us all some time and take all my clothes off?"
  6. "Yes, I'd prefer a private pat down." "All right, sir. Please step this way." Once in the room, choose from one (or more!) of the following as an ice-breaker: "Can I lay down for this?" "Boy, am I glad I shaved my butt today!" "Can I video this with my phone?" "Why don't I just save us all some time and take all my clothes off?"
  7. I don't understand this.
  8. I don't understand this.
  9. ...like it AT ALL when men stare at their butts. They dislike it so much that if they see a guy who they THINK is going to do it, they turn and face away from him.
  10. ...like it AT ALL when men stare at their butts. They dislike it so much that if they see a guy who they THINK is going to do it, they turn and face away from him.
  11. Did he smile and wink? Or did he never look your way? Or something in between?
  12. I like this phrase.
  13. As big a butt as Robert Van Damme has, is no match for the massaging hands (and tongue) of Alex Fuerte. https://www.mansurfer.com/video/33906/alex-fuerte-robert-van-damme
  14. And those 2 cats will defect and go live in the restaurant. You'll never hear from them again.
  15. There's probably some politicians who do.
  16. I'm surprised you were able to "complete the act." I couldn't have. Did you breathe through your mouth the whole time?
  17. It's been said before and it's still true. Vaudeville didn't die.
  18. https://metro.co.uk/2019/08/07/brad-pitt-took-shirtless-scenes-seriously-upon-time-hollywood-thank-10535898/ Picture worth a thousand words.
  19. I read the book. Now I'm interested to see this documentary. Thanks, E.T.
  20. If anybody's going to find him, I'm going to bet you'll be the one Gilbert. Good luck!
  21. Thank you, Rob!
  22. Goofus (in a outraged, judgemental tone): You want to do... WHAT??? Gallant: Hmmm... I've never done that before. Could we talk about it first?
  23. When I'm 2 inches away from a hot guy, my eyes are always closed!
  24. On Grindr? That sounds... awkward. Like walking up to someone in a bathhouse and asking for a muffin recipe.
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