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I received my first bomb emoji and I wear it as a badge of honor because I know I have gotten under the skin of someone who deserves all the pushback I can give against his view that the tangerine nightmare can do no wrong.

Ok this one goes back awhile. Back to the years of finding masseurs in the ad section of Frontiers Magazine. Before the advice of forum members. There was a guy whose body was amazing kind of like the guy from Tarzan movie with Bo Derek ... Miles Okeef I think. ( 20 somethings start googling). Any way I arrived at a dingy little apartment. He seemed pretty out of it. He in told me to go ahead and lie face down on the bed which was unmade and sheets were obviously not fresh. ( OK let me say it is amazing what you will let slide when some one is extremely good looking. ) He then lay on top of me and kind of kneaded my shoulder with one hand occasionally mumbling incoherently. On a side note his hair was shoulder length but more little lord Fontleroy then Sexy romance novel and obviously had not been washed in a very long time. I digress,the strange Kneading continues until it becomes obvious he has dozed off. Yes full dead weight on top of me asleep. So he come to as I writhe about a bit. continuing to mumble and pinch. At this point I initiate the turn over and just want it all to end. So I am a bit fuzzy on this but there was some sort of HE, more Hurried than Happy. The kicker, as I am getting dressed he decides it is time for him to prep dinner. This is a one room with kitchenette so I get to watch as he waves a huge knife around and tries to make small talk. Now had it been a paring knife to cut his potato no biggie but this was a fight crocodiles in a swamp knife so I was wondering if was ever going to be seen again. I go into compliment mode, going on and on of what a great time it was as I dressed and edged toward the door. I made my escape to home and a very long shower.

Perhaps they simply wanted to make their opinion known and NOT have a discussion about it ? Usually when I receive those negative ratings on a comment, there are also positive opposing ones, so its a mixed bag. As well, in my case its usually the same handful of people who post the negative ratings, so perhaps its a more personal thing with THEM and really NOT about your post ?
 
Chalk it up to "you cant please everyone all the time", and just forget about it and move on. You never will be having brunch with these people or receiving Christmas cards from them. :D

That may work in the opposite the masseur may assume hmm I guess he doesn't want the area touched so he corked it up. Well at least if he is an inexperienced straight guy. ; > )

Ok this one goes back awhile. Back to the years of finding masseurs in the ad section of Frontiers Magazine. Before the advice of forum members. There was a guy whose body was amazing kind of like the guy from Tarzan movie with Bo Derek ... Miles Okeef I think. ( 20 somethings start googling). Any way I arrived at a dingy little apartment. He seemed pretty out of it. He in told me to go ahead and lie face down on the bed which was unmade and sheets were obviously not fresh. ( OK let me say it is amazing what you will let slide when some one is extremely good looking. ) He then lay on top of me and kind of kneaded my shoulder with one hand occasionally mumbling incoherently. On a side note his hair was shoulder length but more little lord Fontleroy then Sexy romance novel and obviously had not been washed in a very long time. I digress,the strange Kneading continues until it becomes obvious he has dozed off. Yes full dead weight on top of me asleep. So he come to as I writhe about a bit. continuing to mumble and pinch. At this point I initiate the turn over and just want it all to end. So I am a bit fuzzy on this but there was some sort of HE, more Hurried than Happy. The kicker, as I am getting dressed he decides it is time for him to prep dinner. This is a one room with kitchenette so I get to watch as he waves a huge knife around and tries to make small talk. Now had it been a paring knife to cut his potato no biggie but this was a fight crocodiles in a swamp knife so I was wondering if was ever going to be seen again. I go into compliment mode, going on and on of what a great time it was as I dressed and edged toward the door. I made my escape to home and a very long shower.

Thanks Big Dale I needed a laugh, even if it was gross. This is what happens when I try and watch Janine Piro or Sean Hannity.

Does anyone else think in his smiling photos he looks like the famous Guy Falkes mask?

I miss the AOL chat rooms

I miss the AOL chat rooms

I miss the AOL chat rooms

OK now just know I that I am not sure how much stock I put in Psychics but have been watching a few on Youtube during this Trump debacle. According to the few I have seen do readings on the corona virus they have said it will be devastating to the Chinese people but will be cured before it becomes widespread. Now that is something to be taken with a whole salt lick if you don't believe in tarot, intuitive and the like. That being said that little Golum like troll Wilbur Ross says it will be good for the American Economy. That about sums up the empathy that is the entire Trump administration. What an F'ing ghoul

OK I use to take evening walks through a suburban neighborhood and as I walked by a house I glanced toward the window and saw a man in a very frilly apron the kind that covered the top half as well as the bottom (Think Donna Reed) it was completely shear and he was completely nude. He had his back facing me as he did the dishes, His wife sat fully clothed reading the paper in a winged back chair. I wanted to just stand staring. but figured I would get caught so I headed forward on my walk. Though it was not sex it definitely was interesting.

OK now just know I that I am not sure how much stock I put in Psychics but have been watching a few on Youtube during this Trump debacle. According to the few I have seen do readings on the corona virus they have said it will be devastating to the Chinese people but will be cured before it becomes widespread. Now that is something to be taken with a whole salt lick if you don't believe in tarot, intuitive and the like. That being said that little Golum like troll Wilbur Ross says it will be good for the American Economy. That about sums up the empathy that is the entire Trump administration. What an F'ing ghoul

Not really someone that got away but ...
I remember a listing from a site called findamasseur never hired him but fast forward a couple years and having to choose a new Doctor from my PPO whose photo comes up. He is now my Doctor I figured he was doing massage to get through Med school. Don't know if his massage was of the strictly therapeutic I would never ask about that, but it does bring up some interesting porn script ideas.

Has anyone been to Nima since he no longer advertises as a four hander? Just curious if anyone has details. His rate is still below what others are asking.
My experience with the four handed massage was a lot of Bang for my buck.
 
https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/19337/

I think there is an un-cropped version of this that is very impressive.

I subscibe to the Boy Scout motto "Always be prepared" Good hygiene is just good manners . Wow I just had a flash of one of those 1950s school movies about manners.

That is some serious man-splaining

That is some serious man-splaining

What the hell? I would live to know what specifically these masseurs have against any race. I have some extra pounds and I know Grant has been discriminatory in that regard as well. Even that I can understand a little but what's not to like about an Asian or Af-AM guy.

I subscibe to the Boy Scout motto "Always be prepared" Good hygiene is just good manners . Wow I just had a flash of one of those 1950s school movies about manners.

I subscibe to the Boy Scout motto "Always be prepared" Good hygiene is just good manners . Wow I just had a flash of one of those 1950s school movies about manners.

I subscibe to the Boy Scout motto "Always be prepared" Good hygiene is just good manners . Wow I just had a flash of one of those 1950s school movies about manners.

Loved Lucas and Dawson (CF) in their day. Too many Sean Cody's to count but love Daniel, Brandon, Blake and his beautiful butt, Brodie and his puffy nips. With the exceptions of the ones who ended up being cold blooded murderers I love most of the Sean Cody Stable of studs.