Ludo

Sit for a second with the feeling of repulsion that most of you have seemed to express about that guy's physique. What did that feel like? What went through your head? Was it a physical reaction? Now consider that since most of you are built like that dude it's likely the exact feeling your hot mid-twenties masseur gets when you show up and take off your clothes and jump on that table waiting for him to get all hot and bothered just because you're tossing $200 his way. HAPPY FRIDAY! Enjoy your next massage and tip well!

I'd love to know your formula and/or algorithm. LOL

He's a cute pup. Hope he's real. Let us know.

I just replied to your message, kid. See you later.

Intellectually I know anyone can be a Marine and not all jarheads are hot, but I am disappointed.

* BUMP * any recent experiences, gents? https://rentmasseur.com/CaptainFuzzy

Damn. Daddy can get it.

I want to feel more. =)

If they can't take a joke... fuck 'em. Or better yet, don't fuck 'em. That's a better lesson.

Seems like the ago old story of "I only do legit massage, at least until I discover that people aren't willing to pay a high price unless I take off my underpants and provide some special touches."

So you are also @NJmusclelover ? LOL

Cincitucky's finest.

Are you him, or just obsessed? Because you spend a lot of time on this site being his hype man.

You can use the "WATCH" button at the top right to follow without commenting FWIW.

So YOU are the one who ruined him?

Money talks. Buy him the tickets. LOL

Any other details to share? PM is fine.

One of those three guys may not be as straight as you think, if they are the three I am thinking of. =)

This thread has an A4A link for Troy: https://www.companyofmen.org/threads/411-on-new-guy-troy-in-la.121635/

Looks like you already knew it was basically a bathhouse. This comment is from June 2018. LOL

Looks like [uSER=20026]@Toonice2bgay[/uSER] either got the boot or blocked me. Did anyone figure out if it was actually Hank McCoy?

I'm gonna be in Venice at lunch time, maybe a quick swing by Santa Monica is in order.

We all see what you did there. LOL

Agreed. Maybe @Cooper can help.

I enjoy reading these, because some are downright hysterical, and others seem like the start to a really tragic Lifetime movie. I posted this in a different thread about my worst massage. My experience with xxxxx was likely one of the worst massage experiences I have ever had. I will stay short of giving a review, but will provide these highlights: the house is at the end of a sketchy street, was pretty dark, a total mess and stunk of weed he took photos of my feet and legs (and who knows what else?) with his phone while I was face down and unaware (allegedly for "comparison to show how great his technique is") he told me it was $50 extra for him to work nude, but he was a sweaty, chubby mess with zero ability to get an erection he would not stop talking the entire time, mostly about how awesome he was, and sort of making digs about my body "if you want to lose weight you could..." but I am thinner and more muscular than him. He was like a stereotype of someone flying high on cocaine. In the follow-up to me posting that I started getting creepy voicemails from the provider on the google voice number I use to contact masseurs. Eventually I received a final call where the provider sounded very sorrowful, a little sniffly, and begged me to forgive and book another session for 25% off.