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I met FrancoP for an overnight about two months ago. He is a very nice young man. His pics are current and accurate.
He has a very mellow and straightforward attitude. He is also extremely bright. He is wise beyond his years and a pleasure to converse with.

I met FrancoP for an overnight about two months ago. He is a very nice young man. His pics are current and accurate.
He has a very mellow and straightforward attitude. He is also extremely bright. He is wise beyond his years and a pleasure to converse with.

I would not recommend even though we never met. My appointment was arranged and reconfirmed. He calls me by FaceTime 2 mins before my appnt time as I was walking towards his building. He says “it’s not gonna work out today”! And no excuse/apology given. I’m truly disappointed and that was quite unprofessional. Why cancel especially for a client that travels and confirmed 2mins prior to appnt time.

I legit registered specifically because of this thread.
 
the worst one was a guy named Jay. Younger guy. And while his pics were technically accurate they were a bit deceptive. First,when I showed up and he answered the door I noticed his teeth were jagged and misaligned. This may not bother some but it’s a turn off for me. But, what the heck, I was there anyway.
 
so his body was tight for sure, but that’s where the compliments end. I wanted an erotic massage and he said he could do that. Instead I got a rubdown like the ones my nana would give me when I was a kid.
 
he talked the whole time about his personal life. He confessed he used to have a bad drug habit, was bipolar and was dishonorably discharged because of a rape accusation. This was so uncomfortable. He’s telling me all this while I’m nude on the bed with his body right on top of mine. I said to myself “alright don’t get this guy mad. Just get off and go.”
 
at the end he got undressed and I played w his cock, which looked big in the pics. And yes the length was good but it was very thin. Almost comically so.
 
anyway, I get off, and politely leave while assuring him I’d be in touch.
 
never again.

Chicago is reopening tomorrow so I figured I'd check the listings, even though I'll probably wait a little longer before I actually get a massage.
 
And look who I find! One of my worst experiences that I didn't mention in my previous entry.
https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/33820/
 
An out of shape straight diva with an astounding menu of upcharges. The only thing missing was a $20 surcharge if you wanted to hang your coat rather than throw it on the ground. Ridiculous.

I had an experience that I think qualifies here. It was so bad I walked out before it even began.
 
I made an appt with this person at noon. Since he is so close I was about ready to walk out the door (5-10 mins before appt). Right as I was walking out the door, he texts me and said noon doesn't work for him, can we do 1. I was already showered and walking out the door but reluctantly agreed.
 
Ive been to this hotel before. Not a 5 start but not bad either. When I got in I asked to use the bathroom. OMG, the toilet looked like a diarrhea bomb was dropped in it - GROSS!!!!! Come on man clean that shit (pun intended) up.
 
He points to the couch which was rolled out to a bed and pointed for me to lay down. I put my hand on it. It was very lumpy. I asked if we could use the bed. He said No followed by "no one else has complained". Well I am and im paying for this.
 
I reluctantly agreed. He demanded the cash up front. Right then I thought NO WAY. He excused himself to wash up. While in the bathroom I put on my shorts, grabbed my shirt etc and walked out (it was a HOT day so no shirt was ok).

A man told a friend he'd been fired for asking a customer "Smoking or non-smoking?" He then added, "Apparently in that industry the correct terminology is, "Burial or cremation?"

A penguin’s having trouble with his car and drives it into town so the walrus who owns the local garage can take a look at it. The walrus says he’s a little backed up that day but will get to it as soon he can. “It’ll probably be about an hour,” he tells the penguin.
 
It’s a hot day and the penguin decides to walk over to the diner for some ice cream; he loves vanilla ice cream! Having flippers instead of hands, the penguin makes a mess of the ice cream, getting it all over his face and dripping down the front of him.
 
After about an hour, the penguin’s headed back to the garage. The walrus, having now checked out the car, sees the penguin approaching and calls out, “Well, it looks like you blew a seal.”
 
Looking down and wiping away, the penguin protests, “No, no! It’s – it’s just a little ice cream.”

He's in SD staying with a friend, I highly recommend hiring them as a duo - esp if UR a top. Friend does not have an Ad up but I can vouch ?

Hand sanitizer seems to be making its way back into stores locally. It's available in most 711s I've visited and many supermarkets. Much cheaper at the supermarket. It's never a brand you've heard of though, no Purell.

Hand sanitizer seems to be making its way back into stores locally. It's available in most 711s I've visited and many supermarkets. Much cheaper at the supermarket. It's never a brand you've heard of though, no Purell.

lol Lol LOL ... Such a SAD Face. Hopefully things will change soon and Vacation Travel can happen
 

:D Watch the guy in green 22 seconds into the performance where he manages to hold it together and continue
 
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Gman

Anyone have information on FELIXXXcolombian in Dallas? I didn’t find any prior threads about a “Felix” that seemed to match up with him.
 
https://rent.men/FELIXXXcolombian

Do not meet this guy. Stay away. He's a liar and a manipulator. I've met him (prior to SIP) and subsequent conversations makes me wish I hadn't. Terrible person. Sad with the lack of providers in the OC/IE area.

Rene Descartes, the French philosopher, was sitting at an outside table of a Paris coffeehouse. A waitress came by with a fresh pot and asked, "Would you like more coffee, monsieur?" Descartes responded, "No, I think not," then -Poof- he disappeared.

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=878175606033151

I stopped coloring my hair & beard about a year ago. I haven't shaved since March 13, my neighbor is begging me to keep the beard going until Christmas :-)

I stopped coloring my hair & beard about a year ago. I haven't shaved since March 13, my neighbor is begging me to keep the beard going until Christmas :-)

I'm already mostly bald. But after a month the sides and back were getting shaggy. So, I used my Wahl clippers on the shortest setting. Let's just say the results are perfectly acceptable from 6 feet away which is all I need right now.

I'm already mostly bald. But after a month the sides and back were getting shaggy. So, I used my Wahl clippers on the shortest setting. Let's just say the results are perfectly acceptable from 6 feet away which is all I need right now.