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I'm not sure if everybody realizes that if the guy you're out in public with doesn't look like he's within 5 years of your age, people KNOW you're PAYING HIM! Is it an EGO thing? Hey people! Look at what I can AFFORD! I'm LOADED! Of course, I don't think anybody is aiming for comments along the line of "What a LOSER! He spent HALF OF HIS PENSION just to get a guy to go out with him."

Hm... They need to count the money... When is the best time to count then? I find it is absolutely acceptable to make up and excuse to go to the bathroom to count. From my experience, because I almost always leave a tip, I usually get that final bear hug or a deep french kiss before the guys finally closed the door behind their backs...

For one particular session, the guy asked me out on a date for the rest of the night... No. I was NOT the handsomest NOR the most interesting guy he's ever met! I was posing as a foreign tourist from a region he's planning to visit and I'm pretty sure he's trying to get tips and tricks for the trip. The thing was, I've never been to that place so I knew the rest of the night was going to be a disaster and DECLINED his invitation. STUPID STUPID STUPID ME! I should have posed as coming from the nearby country that I have been to! Too late now!

No Experience. But I can tell you for sure he's NO military... There is no smallpox vaccine scar on both of his arms!

HAHAHA... Try trashing one of this board's resident-gods' FAVORITES and see how fast you're GETTING BANNED. Though it's much easier to create a new account now than it was before so it's less of an irritant now... DON'T BASE YOUR HIRING DECISIONS on the facts that you only see GOOD comments about a provider in this board... Just use this board as an info source for new talents... No matter how hard you search through the escort sites, you WILL MISS many fresh faces. That's what this board is for... Then PRIVATE MESSAGE those that have hired the ones you're interested in for more info. Just like any message boards that suffer from human interference, the info quality here doesn't depend on the contributors. It depends on the board's resident gods

Um... I didn't see "fucking him wasn't an option" mentioned anywhere in the OP's post... Now... if he doesn't want to fuck and doesn't want to get fucked then methinks GETTING HARD isn't the problem...

Um... If he can't get hard (thus can't fuck you), how about you FUCKING him?

Two guys, possibly from Disney®. One with his cow, all in some guy's head. There!

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4th pic leads to a guy currently living in Australia. Screencap of ad here in case the guy takes that picture down

OK. So you're a working guy and that HOBO looks call out to you. There's nothing wrong with that. But remember you have to NOT make it IMPOSSIBLE for your clients to work with you... All clients want to work with you and God knows we've tried! I've always HATED FACIAL & BODY HAIR but I've found ways to work around that. I have learned that putting a tight-fitted T-shirt over the guy's body SOLVES the body hair problem and ALL working guys I've seen have had NO PROBLEM with that. But keeping a SKI-MASK over a guy's head to solve the HOBO problem is a completely different story! Half way through the session, it's either the guy screaming TAKE IT OFF. TAKE IT OFF. I CAN'T BREATH or they all sweated like a PIG soaking and stinking up the thing. With a GOATEE, CHIN-STRIP, SOUL-PATCH, etc... a little DUCT-TAPE-OVER-MOUTH roleplaying can easily solve the problem and ALL working guys I've seen have had no problem with that. But ANYTHING MORE is gonna be a much more difficult problem to work it unless the guy can comfortably wearing a ski-mask throughout the entire session. So NO CHIN-STRAP! NO FULL-BEARD! NO WIDE-GOATEE! NO MUTTON-CHOPS! unless you have no problems wearing a ski-mask! (https://www.liveabout.com/facial-hair-and-beard-styles-4139881)

Not just the way they communicate with us, but also the way most of them choose to present themselves physically to us, like they don't even care... You couldn't get a job picking up dog poop at Disneyland looking like a smelly HOBO or an deranged ISIS-sympathizer they way most of them look now... I once asked a guy if he could shave his damn beard and he barked at me like I asked him for a kidney. One asked me for $1,000 extra because it would take him a few months to regrow his beard! It won't be long before they'll demand $100 extra for wearing DEODORANT. Want them to shower before coming over? PERMANENT-BLOCK!

I meant the position of of the photo. I'd do a bottom Karl-Marx-version of Kerry Slate, too, only if he's willing to wear a ski-mask. Check out the IDEAL LOOKS of today's escorts! http://www.bruno-jarrosson.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Marx-1.png

The only "advice" I can add is if you call Hotel Security, make sure to put the call ON SPEAKERPHONE. I once called Hotel Security on a provider but didn't put the call on speakerphone. Hotel Security offered to call the Police for me but then the guy calmed down a little so I told them no and it's OK. After a few minutes, the MANIAC probably think I FAKED calling Hotel Security and started acting up again. When I call Hotel Security the second time, I was so shaken up I couldn't hold the phone to my ear and had to put the call on speaker phone, he realized Hotel Security was about to call the Police and finally left. So PUT YOUR CALL ON SPEAKERPHONE so the CREEP can hear you're actually calling the authority! I mean it's maybe obvious to some but it never occured to me so I thought I'm adding my 2cents

Good observation. I don't know who told these guys their HOBO BEARDS make them look HOT. NO THEY DON'T. The beards makes them look like they just came straight from PANHANDLING down at the metro station to the appointment. GROSS! Honestly. Which one would you rather hire? The nice/clean cut/clean shaven guy on top. Or the CREEPY LOOKING HOBO on the bottom? Don't tell me you all have DADDY ISSUES and need someone who looks like your GRANDPA to spank you. That's BEYOND DISTURBING!

I'm a TRILLIONAIRE in um... Vietnamese DONG! I mean that is A LOT OF DONGS! Am I overqualified now or I can still apply?

... and listening to some serious Horace's Epistles reciting from him if he's indeed familiar with the inspiration behind his tattoo.

OK. From this tip, I went to the Rubio Leather facebook page and found a bunch of this guy's photos. Albeit these photos are from 2015, they do look great. Hope these pics will inspire someone close by Cleveland to take the plunge for the team and find out of this model is indeed behind the ad and if he still looks great like this. Cum timore in vita liber numquam eris!

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