Herb Caen, the late-lamented San Francisco Chronicle columnist, used to regularly feature "namephreaks"--people with names peculiarly matched or mismatched to their occupation. I wish I could remember them because many were hilarious but thankfully Wikipedia documents a few: Substitute teacher Mr. Fillin, hospital spokesman Pam Talkington, periodontist Dr. Rott, piano teacher Patience Scales, orthopedic specialist Dr. Kneebone, and the Vatican's spokesman on the evils of rock 'n roll, Cardinal Rapsong.