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Yer making me kind of crazy here, buddy — for the love of god, WHEN ARE YOU COMING TO NYC? 💪🏻😜

Joshua Taubes. Goes by “Diesel Josh” on his social media.

My husband and I socialize a lot with him and his girlfriend. I have a feeling it’s not exactly what you meant, but he IS great to spend time with!

Why, thank you! (Full disclosure, though: I’m not anywhere near as big as my avatar LOL). About Josh: he did a natural bodybuilding competition in 2016 or thereabouts, and placed pretty high, maybe second place? He’s got no immediate plans to compete again. He found prep really difficult, and rather than yo-yo between bulk and cut, he prefers to just keep himself in the best possible aesthetic shape year round.

Numnumnum! That is an AWESOME “cardio day ginormous biceps shot”! 💪🏻😍

I’ve been training with Josh for a year now, and I have never in my life had to exert this much self control — and I’m not talking about the diet/exercise regimen. He’s a total sweetheart, an absolutely brilliant trainer (he’s put an improbable amount of muscle on me), and a friend. Fortunately for me 1) he’s straight, and 2) the workouts he puts me through make it impossible to think about anything but survival. But do I still want to lick his biceps whenever I’m near him? Yes: yes, I do …

Speaking as a client, I find it best NOT to ask how a provider plans to spend what I pay him … Just sayin’

[frantically taking notes]

That was beautiful, brother. Happy Thanksgiving — can’t wait to see you!

Thank you for lifting the tone of this conversation above the purely transactional, big guy 💪🏻😘

In the five or so years I’ve been doing this, out of the two dozen or so guys I’ve hired, I have only been asked for a deposit maybe three times, and the only one I actually paid was to a provider making a special trip from another city — and that was possibly the best money I’ve ever spent on this hobby (IFBB pro bodybuilder, unexpectedly eager to have me fuck him, YEEHAW!!!)

🤣🤣🤣 HELL YEAH you do!

That’s a lovely post, brother. So much of what you do seems grounded in the search for (and appreciation of) connection — appropriate, of course, and sometimes only up to a certain point ... It’s one of the many things I value in you, and I’m glad you’re finding scope for that connection in the forums.

One of the things I LOVE about my regular hire is the fabulously awkward timing of his dick pics. If I check my texts during a dull work meeting, or — better yet! — date night with my husband, chances are good that I’ll find a picture of his massive dong. If I spit my coffee, he gets bonus points!

I benefit from the daily inspiration, and the active encouragement, of a squad of huge, bald, ripped, sweet, kind, generous boys!

Ten years ago, almost to the day, 80 lbs overweight, and faced with a diagnosis of sleep apnea (on top of high blood pressure, high cholesterol, pre-diabetes, and a bad back), I struck a bargain with my doctor: I would lose twenty pounds, and he would take the dreaded CPAP machine off the table. He agreed, and ten days before Thanksgiving — because why make it easy on myself? — I started eating at a deficit, and began the process of totally reforming my diet. A decade later, I’ve kept the weight off, and “cured” myself of various ailments. I’ve kept the fat off, and added some substantial muscle, in part by not sweating the holidays. I THOROUGHLY enjoy a ginormous carb-heavy Thanksgiving feast every year (and on other occasions!) with friends and family; but then I get right back to healthy moderate eating. And I try really, really hard not to slack off at the gym.

WOOOOOOF!

CANNOT WAIT! 💪🏻🥪💪🏻

GOALS!

Oh FUCK yes, you are correct!

The world needs more “annoying” optimists, big guy! 💪🏻😘

For my money, this pair-up of Big Joey and Gauge is the hottest muscle worship video ever made: https://thegay.com/videos/718233/massive-muscle-body-worship-gauge-joey-jordan2/

I’ve seen him a couple of times — a very sweet guy, and ginormous, but for what he charges, I expect a little more engagement. I totally respect that he feels exhausted and crappy while prepping for competition, but like others, I’ve found his energy level a bit disappointing.

Ho. Lee. FUCK!!!!

Oh, dear — I suppose it IS the most likely explanation for the unnatural persistence and continued improvement of his beauty and physique (LOL). Vin’s “Dorian Gray” painting would be horrifying!