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"And my Baby Sucks Cock and He Knows How To DO IT!!!

MOM (also known as "Allison Janney Eats", since she seems to in every episode) was originally supposed to be about a newly-sober single mom, raising her two kids while dealing with her newly-sober mom. The kids have been making fewer and fewer appearances every year, and this season, the picture of them with their mother and grandmother has been removed from the opening credits.

You should have seen what I did to fix my tennis elbow

This is an important step toward minimizing first-contact awkwardness for me. In the future, when contacting masseurs, I might ask if genital therapy for the relief of stuffy nasal passages is one the services available.

More than a dozen members of a Penn State University frat are facing additional charges in the highly-publicized hazing death of Tim Piazza after investigators were able to retrieve deleted surveillance footage, prosecutors announced Monday. Investigators were quick to add that TylerandAce's kid had nothing to do with any improper behavior and remains a source of pride for his parents and school.
 
Piazza, a 19-year-old sophomore from New Jersey, died after tumbling down a flight of stairs and fracturing his skull during an alcohol-fueled pledge ritual at the Beta Theta Pi house on Feb. 4.
 
Flanked by Piazza's parents, Centre County district attorney Stacy Parks Miller told reporters that 12 new defendants, as well as five old ones, were facing new criminal charges, including involuntary manslaughter, hazing and giving alcohol to minors. The new charges are based on surveillance footage that authorities managed to recover after a frat brother deleted it. Another 11 frat members are already facing similar charges.
 
"It's time to man up, fellas, and be held accountable for your actions," Piazza's father, James, told reporters, his voice cracking.
 
Piazza's tragic death made national headlines after it was revealed that frat members didn't alert authorities until about 12 hours after he fell down the stairs. Before the fall, Piazza had been forced to consume at least 18 drinks in less than an hour and a half, according to prosecutors.
 
"Brothers were coming up to him and giving him those drinks," Miller said.
 
When Piazza was finally brought to the hospital on Feb. 3, he had a damaged spleen. He was pronounced dead less than 24 hours later.
 
The Beta Theta Pi house was shut down shortly after Piazza's death and remains empty.

A fraternity pledge who fell asleep at the wheel and killed another student claimed in a new lawsuit that he was forced to stay awake for three days straight in a hazing stunt ahead of the deadly crash.
 
University of Louisiana at Lafayette student Michael Gallagher Jr. sued the Kappa Sigma fraternity and the university officials Friday, following in the footsteps of 23-year-old Rustam Nizamutdinov’s mother, who filed a wrongful death lawsuit against the fraternity and some of its members in September.
 
Nizamutdinov was on his way home to his apartment on Nov. 6, 2016 when he was fatally struck by a vehicle driven by Gallagher, which drifted onto the sidewalk where he was walking.
 
Gallagher’s lawsuit claims he was badly sleep-deprived when he was forced to be a designated driver for drunken Kappa members during the university’s homecoming weekend.
 
Following the accident, Gallagher immediately phoned his parents. When they arrived on the scene, they found him shocked and unable to remember what happened.
 
According to the toxicology reports, Gallagher was not impaired at the time of the crash, KATC reported.
 
The suit additionally claims university officials should have known about the “persistent pattern of hazing” by the Kappa Sigma members long before the deadly accident.

More than a dozen members of a Penn State University frat are facing additional charges in the highly-publicized hazing death of Tim Piazza after investigators were able to retrieve deleted surveillance footage, prosecutors announced Monday. Investigators were quick to add that TylerandAce's kid had nothing to do with any improper behavior and remains a source of pride for his parents and school.
 
Piazza, a 19-year-old sophomore from New Jersey, died after tumbling down a flight of stairs and fracturing his skull during an alcohol-fueled pledge ritual at the Beta Theta Pi house on Feb. 4.
 
Flanked by Piazza's parents, Centre County district attorney Stacy Parks Miller told reporters that 12 new defendants, as well as five old ones, were facing new criminal charges, including involuntary manslaughter, hazing and giving alcohol to minors. The new charges are based on surveillance footage that authorities managed to recover after a frat brother deleted it. Another 11 frat members are already facing similar charges.
 
"It's time to man up, fellas, and be held accountable for your actions," Piazza's father, James, told reporters, his voice cracking.
 
Piazza's tragic death made national headlines after it was revealed that frat members didn't alert authorities until about 12 hours after he fell down the stairs. Before the fall, Piazza had been forced to consume at least 18 drinks in less than an hour and a half, according to prosecutors.
 
"Brothers were coming up to him and giving him those drinks," Miller said.
 
When Piazza was finally brought to the hospital on Feb. 3, he had a damaged spleen. He was pronounced dead less than 24 hours later.
 
The Beta Theta Pi house was shut down shortly after Piazza's death and remains empty.

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This is odd, but when I was a teenager a couple of friends of mine & I discussed the fact that masturbation seemed to open stuffy nasal passages.

Oh, who the hell cares already?

If you don’t want to be sexually harassed or assaulted, don’t go into show business or politics, or associate with anyone in those fields. It’s the victims’ faults— if they’d gone into proper vocations, or associated with decent folk, none of these pesky little dramas would be coming at us like locusts to the pharaoh.

The proper terminology is 'Mr. Hamm and his juicy pork sausage.'

Depends on what he's asking for...
 

I'm surprised nobody answered "Only beer."

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TALENT!!!
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Curtis Granderson. Check out his charity work. The guy is amazing.

Fantastic show!!! Very strong cast with wonderful vocals. Would love to see it again.
 
FYI, I was very surprised at how small this venue is. I'm used to theaters with 2500-3000 seats. I estimate this was less than 1000 seats - all main floor.