samhexum

Regrets... I have a lifetime's worth.

Regrets... I have a lifetime's worth.

The creativity was all Samhexum's. I just started the thread.....

I'll bet this bear doesn't know what to nibble on first:

Shhhh! It's Granny's little secret:


I don't think there should be any dressing:
http://images.china.cn/site1000/20070725/00105cadc1b30811429e01.jpg
 
Where did I put the buns?

 
Where's the beef? (Or turkey)

 
Better question: What's cookin' in Grandma's bathroom?
http://keyassets-p2.timeincuk.net/wp/prod/wp-content/uploads/sites/57/2013/10/SPencer-Jamie-1.jpg
 
Grandma's favorite grandson:

 
Who cares about grandma? Somebody's waitin' for GRANDPA:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-2KQUFvCAM54/TgbPAEKAZXI/AAAAAAAAC3k/ku1_BE3Gz5Q/s1600/Kitchen+profile+zachary+singer.jpg
 
God, this kitchen's hot...
http://chano8.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/cooking-naked-men-guys-shirtless-gay-kraft-gif-tumblr-ass-apron-kitchen-food-01.gif
 
Nice, steady strokes... back and forth...

 
Who knew Grandma's kitchen was so well-equipped?

 

I seem to collect bad habits. I have a huge collection and it is very, very expensive.

Are you talking about your morals? You're easy for anyone who gives you pizza? Any particular toppings? Sausage, perhaps? :D:rolleyes:

Whatever he's hiding behind that McDonald's bag:


Some posters have mentioned different pizza places; I think it all depends on how appetizing it looks after delivery:

I'll bet this bear doesn't know what to nibble on first:

Bravo!!!
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/article/media_slots/photos/000/760/085/applause-gif-tumblr-47_original.gif?1363040789

He works out like hell and/or throws it all up after eating. Besides, maybe the bear had most of the slices.

Shhhh! It's Granny's little secret:


I don't think there should be any dressing:
http://images.china.cn/site1000/20070725/00105cadc1b30811429e01.jpg
 
Where did I put the buns?

 
Where's the beef? (Or turkey)

 
Better question: What's cookin' in Grandma's bathroom?
http://keyassets-p2.timeincuk.net/wp/prod/wp-content/uploads/sites/57/2013/10/SPencer-Jamie-1.jpg
 
Grandma's favorite grandson:

 
Who cares about grandma? Somebody's waitin' for GRANDPA:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-2KQUFvCAM54/TgbPAEKAZXI/AAAAAAAAC3k/ku1_BE3Gz5Q/s1600/Kitchen+profile+zachary+singer.jpg
 
God, this kitchen's hot...
http://chano8.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/cooking-naked-men-guys-shirtless-gay-kraft-gif-tumblr-ass-apron-kitchen-food-01.gif
 
Nice, steady strokes... back and forth...

 
Who knew Grandma's kitchen was so well-equipped?

 

I'll bet this bear doesn't know what to nibble on first:

I hope everything he touches doesn't turn to gold! :rolleyes:
 

 
The two that reach the ground, or the one that almost does?:cool:

I'd like to see you order one of THESE online...
http://78.media.tumblr.com/19922ca67b24a3487f7cd689711b3ae2/tumblr_oxji7a388j1smk873o3_1280.jpg
Andy & Ashley Williams of FLIP OR FLOP FORT WORTH

a.k.a. "Dust Collectors" as my step father used to call them.

Depends on what he's asking for...
 

A. Do you have to sign for deliveries, or do you let him drop his load off at the door?
 
B. Has he ever asked "What can brown do for you?"
 
C. I wonder why you never see sentences like 'My horse is hung like a UPS driver.'

YOU live in TRUMPS AMERICA people.... I'm surprised he isnt holding a GUN on the cover ?

Oh, those nutty Canadians.

Violet's 42 year old (Gregory) was played by David Krumholtz, whom I once saw in a pizzeria around the corner from where I was living at the time. Linda Lavin played his mother in 2 episodes. My favorite episode of the whole series was when Christy invited Gregory and his mother over for a nice, Jewish dinner.