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I'm Mariska... Fly Me!

Wendy Williams was fitted for her Halloween costume yesterday. She shared her measurements with the audience.

I LIKE the highway noise. I grew up with it, so to me it is just white noise to drown out the tinnitus. If I didn't want it, I'd close the window. Only neighbor who adjoins my bedroom is below. A benefit of having a top-floor corner apt. I watch TV all night long sometimes, which is why I worry about the volume getting too high.

You should wear pearls. They're much more dramatic to clutch.

I have tinnitus. I keep my window cracked a bit in the bedroom for 'white noise' as I live 2 blocks from a highway. Plus, I sometimes have a fan or the a/c going, so I have a lot of things affecting my hearing of dialogue on TV. I don't want to make it any louder than I already do (neighbors), so I've been using closed captioning recently. I am shocked at the difference in quality between shows. Some are spot-on, or maybe have slight errors. Others are awful. Last night's SIMPSONS, for example. Entire words were dropped, only a couple of letters of other words were shown... it was complete gobbledygook compared to the actual dialogue. If I really couldn't hear the dialogue, it would have been very hard to follow.

So young breeders are calling vaginas refrigerators? Freud wouldn't have much to say about that! :D

This is almost as devastating as Tarek and Christina.

OMG was this week's episode AWFUL!

He should have a fully nude pic of his best ASSet.

Can we send him to D.C. to befriend Trump?

Yeah, but could she convey the pathos and heartfelt emotion of THIS McLean classic? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C63ri53rv2k

Aaron Hernandez's secret gay lover speaks about their schoolboy sexual relationship for first time As the name Aaron Hernandez first found its way into the national spotlight, the high school football star seemed to have it all. The supportive father who helped him reach incredible heights on the field. The natural talent, confidence, and drive. The high school sweetheart. The good looks. But already a young Hernandez was tangled in a secret life, one that would slowly reveal itself as he found himself consumed by demons past and present. His brother has now revealed to the Boston Globe that Hernandez was molested as a young child. Years later, as a rising football star in his hometown of Bristol, Connecticut, Hernandez found himself in a secret sexual relationship with a teammate. On the field, Hernandez and Dennis SanSoucie worked in perfect harmony for Bristol Central High School's football team. Hernandez shined as a pass receiver with SanSoucie, the Bristol Rams' quarterback. In the first four games of their junior year, the pair had nine touchdown completions. That year alone Hernandez would catch 67 passes for a total of 1,807 yards, smashing state records and catching the attention of top college recruiters across the country. But off the field he was developing a connection with SanSoucie that went far deeper than sport. The pair first began exploring a sexual relationship in middle school, which SanSoucie revealed continued into high school - even as Hernandez began to date Shayanna Jenkins, who would later become his fiancee and mother of his child. 'Me and him were very much into trying to hide what we were doing,' SanSoucie, who later joined the US Marines, told the Globe. 'We didn't want people to know.' That was partially due to their traditional community, but also in large part due to Hernandez's own home. To outside observers, Hernandez's father Dennis was the ultimate supportive dad. When he suddenly died at the age of 49, during his younger son's junior year, many believed it crushed Hernandez and marked the beginning of his downfall. But family members have since revealed that Dennis ran a home where homophobia was rampant and abuse was the ultimate motivational tool. Jonathan Hernandez, the NFL star's older brother, said Dennis long had concerns that Hernandez 'had a feminine way about him'. He closely watched at how his youngest son 'stood or used his hands'. And he became enraged when a young Hernandez expressed interest in cheerleading. 'He wanted to be a cheerleader. My cousins were cheerleaders and amazing,' Jonathan, 32, recalled. 'And I remember coming home and my dad put an end to that real quick. And it was not okay. My dad made it clear that he had his definition of a man.' 'Standing. Talking. Acting. Looking. It was the furthest thing my father wanted you to even look like in our household,' he said. 'This was not acceptable to him.' And Dennis was a man to be feared in the Hernandez household, ruling his son's with an iron fist. Sometimes they came as punishment, such as when Dennis left Hernandez with a black eye because he drank before a school dance. Sometimes they came when Dennis felt his boys weren't working hard enough in school or at football. Other times they came for no discernible reason at all. One time it got so bad that Jonathan threatened to call the authorities. But Dennis remained unfazed. 'I picked up the phone once to call, to seek help,' he recalled. 'And his response was. "Call them."' 'And he handed me the phone, and he said "I'm going to beat you even harder, you and your brother, and they're going to have to pull me off of you when they knock down the door."' Hernandez would later tell both Jonathan and one of his lawyers, George Leontire, about the sexual abuse he suffered as a child. Both Jonathan and Leontire - who later said that Hernandez 'clearly was gay' - have refused to name his abuser. Dennis also threw around the term f****t, which Jonathan said he used 'all the time' while the boys were growing up. A college girlfriend later revealed that Hernandez had also told her about being molested as a child, saying: 'He never dealt with it. It led to issues in his sexuality'. It was just one of many secrets that appeared to torture Hernandez in his short adult life, to be revealed only after he committed suicide in his jail cell in April 2017. SanSoucie himself only decided to come out to his family and friends after Hernandez's death. 'I really, truly feel in my heart I got the thumbs-up from him,' he said. Hernandez's shocking suicide came five days after he was acquitted for the murder of Odin Lloyd and two years after he had been sentenced to life in prison. The former New England Patriots star reportedly took his own life two days after he was outed on The Kirk & Callahan Show. He was called a 'tight end on and off the field' and a 'wide receiver' on the show.

Amen, brother

Aaron Hernandez's secret gay lover speaks about their schoolboy sexual relationship for first time As the name Aaron Hernandez first found its way into the national spotlight, the high school football star seemed to have it all. The supportive father who helped him reach incredible heights on the field. The natural talent, confidence, and drive. The high school sweetheart. The good looks. But already a young Hernandez was tangled in a secret life, one that would slowly reveal itself as he found himself consumed by demons past and present. His brother has now revealed to the Boston Globe that Hernandez was molested as a young child. Years later, as a rising football star in his hometown of Bristol, Connecticut, Hernandez found himself in a secret sexual relationship with a teammate. On the field, Hernandez and Dennis SanSoucie worked in perfect harmony for Bristol Central High School's football team. Hernandez shined as a pass receiver with SanSoucie, the Bristol Rams' quarterback. In the first four games of their junior year, the pair had nine touchdown completions. That year alone Hernandez would catch 67 passes for a total of 1,807 yards, smashing state records and catching the attention of top college recruiters across the country. But off the field he was developing a connection with SanSoucie that went far deeper than sport. The pair first began exploring a sexual relationship in middle school, which SanSoucie revealed continued into high school - even as Hernandez began to date Shayanna Jenkins, who would later become his fiancee and mother of his child. 'Me and him were very much into trying to hide what we were doing,' SanSoucie, who later joined the US Marines, told the Globe. 'We didn't want people to know.' That was partially due to their traditional community, but also in large part due to Hernandez's own home. To outside observers, Hernandez's father Dennis was the ultimate supportive dad. When he suddenly died at the age of 49, during his younger son's junior year, many believed it crushed Hernandez and marked the beginning of his downfall. But family members have since revealed that Dennis ran a home where homophobia was rampant and abuse was the ultimate motivational tool. Jonathan Hernandez, the NFL star's older brother, said Dennis long had concerns that Hernandez 'had a feminine way about him'. He closely watched at how his youngest son 'stood or used his hands'. And he became enraged when a young Hernandez expressed interest in cheerleading. 'He wanted to be a cheerleader. My cousins were cheerleaders and amazing,' Jonathan, 32, recalled. 'And I remember coming home and my dad put an end to that real quick. And it was not okay. My dad made it clear that he had his definition of a man.' 'Standing. Talking. Acting. Looking. It was the furthest thing my father wanted you to even look like in our household,' he said. 'This was not acceptable to him.' And Dennis was a man to be feared in the Hernandez household, ruling his son's with an iron fist. Sometimes they came as punishment, such as when Dennis left Hernandez with a black eye because he drank before a school dance. Sometimes they came when Dennis felt his boys weren't working hard enough in school or at football. Other times they came for no discernible reason at all. One time it got so bad that Jonathan threatened to call the authorities. But Dennis remained unfazed. 'I picked up the phone once to call, to seek help,' he recalled. 'And his response was. "Call them."' 'And he handed me the phone, and he said "I'm going to beat you even harder, you and your brother, and they're going to have to pull me off of you when they knock down the door."' Hernandez would later tell both Jonathan and one of his lawyers, George Leontire, about the sexual abuse he suffered as a child. Both Jonathan and Leontire - who later said that Hernandez 'clearly was gay' - have refused to name his abuser. Dennis also threw around the term f****t, which Jonathan said he used 'all the time' while the boys were growing up. A college girlfriend later revealed that Hernandez had also told her about being molested as a child, saying: 'He never dealt with it. It led to issues in his sexuality'. It was just one of many secrets that appeared to torture Hernandez in his short adult life, to be revealed only after he committed suicide in his jail cell in April 2017. SanSoucie himself only decided to come out to his family and friends after Hernandez's death. 'I really, truly feel in my heart I got the thumbs-up from him,' he said. Hernandez's shocking suicide came five days after he was acquitted for the murder of Odin Lloyd and two years after he had been sentenced to life in prison. The former New England Patriots star reportedly took his own life two days after he was outed on The Kirk & Callahan Show. He was called a 'tight end on and off the field' and a 'wide receiver' on the show.

I remember on MURPHY BROWN in the last season the actor who played Avery saw dead people.

The obituary of a Wilmington man has gone viral for its imaginary tale of him leaving a Philadelphia hospital in the middle of cancer treatment, jumping into a plane, and mysteriously disappearing over the Atlantic Ocean. Rick Stein's daughter, Alex Walsh, wrote the humorous, fictional obituary, which she said reflected her father's great humor, according to The Delaware News Journal. It includes a handful of Seinfeld references. "The sea was angry that day," an investigator for the National Transportation Safety Board is quoted as saying, echoing the famous line from Seinfeld character George Costanza from when he entered the ocean to save a whale. "We have no idea where Mr. Stein may be, but any hope for a rescue is unlikely." The obituary goes on to explain Stein's imaginary escape from Philadelphia: Philadelphia police confirm Stein had been a patient at Thomas Jefferson University Hospital where he was being treated for a rare form of cancer. Hospital spokesman Walter Heisenberg says doctors from Stein's surgical team went to visit him on rounds when they discovered his room was empty. Security footage shows Stein leaving the building at approximately 3:30 Thursday afternoon, but then the video feed mysteriously cuts off. Authorities say they believe Stein took an Uber to the Philadelphia airport where they assume he somehow gained access to the aircraft. http://www2.philly.com/resizer/7MQ7ChDTsOf1UAe-sRsgHtaP8go=/1400x0/center/middle/arc-anglerfish-arc2-prod-pmn.s3.amazonaws.com/public/TBXQUO6GZ5AXZFZBKADSQU6XQM.jpg

She texts with him during late night hours and has a crush on him. SLUT! It wasn’t until later that she realized therapists are not supposed to attend social events with patients. HER NAME MUST BE JANE.