samhexum

AGE 37ish:

Who else would notice, whilst checking out at the supermarket at 1AM, that Jingle Jangle (The Archies’ follow-up single to Sugar Sugar) was playing in the background? The cashier didn’t seem to recognize it. Go figure! THE SONGS WITHOUT THE VIDEO NOISES:

My phone doesn't have a dial, but I can set it to 'pulse' or 'tone'

I grew up calling it the glove compartment. Do you keep it in the glove box compartment?

Unless you're into that sort of thing...

Demon... Semen... I can see the confusion.

PAPER PLATES are made of anything but. SOCIAL SECURITY does not actually provide any. Twas the same for me, until my sister put me on her plan.

I have a landline (and an answering machine). My sister pays for me to have a (flip) phone on her plan as my Xmas present every year, but I only turn it on to make an occasional call or send a rare text. I charge it about once every 3 months.

PHONE... because nobody uses them to actually make a call and TALK to anyone anymore.

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Make a wish… and blow! http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Boston+Red+Sox+v+Tampa+Bay+Rays+G6ak_YKZsQwx.jpg Rays’ Kiermaier sprains thumb on headfirst slide ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. — Center fielder Kevin Kiermaier has left Tampa Bay’s game against the Chicago White Sox with a sprained left thumb. Kiermaier was hurt diving headfirst into first base on an infield single for the Rays in the eighth inning Saturday night. He will be evaluated on Sunday. The two-time Gold Glove winner has missed time in each of the past three seasons due to a variety of physical issues, including right hip, left wrist and right thumb injuries.

Wild video captured high steaks chase that ended in cow's slaughter This cow was dead meat. A wild video shows the moment a slaughterhouse employee slit an escaped cow’s throat outside a Connecticut Home Depot. The bloody rodeo began when the calf escaped from the neighboring Saba meat store, which keeps livestock on site, and hoofed it through the Home Depot parking lot, according to NBC Connecticut. Saba employee Badr Musaed ran after the creature with a foot-long knife, and was joined by Andy Morrison — a contractor working on the meat shop’s construction, who happened to have a bow and arrow and fired one shot, missing the moo-ving target, the station reported. In the video, Musaed can be seen from several yards away slitting the cow’s throat — much to the dismay of police officers and other onlookers. Afterwards, a cop could be heard telling Musaed he has beef with the way the animal was killed, according to NBC. “This is not something that can be done,” the officer says. “You guys get, like, you get a leash … this kid here just watched you slit a cow’s throat.” A worker at Saba declined to comment to The Post about the incident Friday.

This week's CHRISTINA ON THE COAST ended with her and Ant hosting a surprise wedding at their new home. I'll be curious to see what Tarek has planned to win her back when FLIP OR FLOP returns Aug 1st.